the only 3 instruments dirk can play are trap set, groovebox, and hatsune miku. this holds true in any universe, so like, sorry dirk, you’re kind of out of luck vis a vis 18th century-esque fantasy aus. at least he’s trying.

ANYWAY, hey, it’s the traditional end-of-fic fst for Vanitas vanitatum! only like, 30% of it is a joke this time. so go give it a listen if you like DANK CLUB BEATS and DEPRESSION.

i want you to change it all; i’m gonna make it better

[listen on 8tracks] [listen on stayed up all night]

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