Hey, remember Jade Harley and the Rise of the Underworld? Yeah, I don’t either. Remember how I said a paraquel featuring Jade’s completely forgotten ex-boyfriend would come out in winter? Nope? Well there’s still snow on my boots and Homestuck fanfic in my heart so the first chapter of part two is out whether you like it or not!

Dave Strider and the Bat Out of Hell

here let’s copy pasta that again so you’ll click on it

Dave Strider and the Bat Out of Hell

This one features past relationships with poor resolutions, incredibly power-hungry past relationships with poor resolutions, and our favorite olfactory-based duo of Pyrope/DStrides struggling to get over said relationships through angry banter and frustrated makeouts. It also features the usual, you know, some weird gore, magic powers, and mind shenanigans.

click here to read if you missed that big bold text up there

(the ‘part two’ is misleading, you can read this one first if you want, it’s a paraquel)