Coming to theaters this month: Cum mortuis in lingua mortua, a sword & sorcery jadekat au! Featuring necromancy, adventure, quadrant confusion, frequent cockblocking, badass Jade, jaded Karkat, hilarity wrapped in a big blanket of needless drama, lots of blood and gore, and Really Weird Homestuck Porn ™.

it’ll be like Slayers with a dash of Oglaf, that’s what I’m trying to say here.