Homestuck Deaths Part 1: Graveyard Stuffers

This would hardly be a Homestuck statistics blog if I didn’t count all the deaths, so hold on tight, here we go, starting with the main 22 players:

Each character is treated as their Ultimate Self, so for example, Davesprite dying counts as Dave dying. Deaths from other timelines were not counted unless they was explicitly mentioned or shown, so this list does not include every random ghost we see.

Starting from the top:

Beta Kids:

John:

1. Killed by Typheus In Davesprite’s timeline (mentioned here, shown here)
2. Stabbed by Jack on his quest bed
3. Stabbed by Jack again
4. Killed by baby Jane’s meteor in the Scratch Universe
   
5. Forked by Meenah in a dreambubble
6. Forked by Meenah again in a different dreambubble
7. Blown up by Typheus in the RetJohn Timeline
8. Soul trapped in the House Juju, which may or may not count as death
   

Rose:

1. Faded into oblivion in Davesprite’s timeline, which may or may not count as death
   
2. Killed by Jack after going Grimdark
   
3. Blew herself up on her Sacrificial Slab to create the Green Sun
4. Forked by the Condesce in the Scratch Universe
5. Forked by the Condesce in the Game Over Timeline
6. Killed by unknown means and subsequently raised by Jane
   
7. Soul trapped in the House Juju, which may or may not count as death
   

Dave:

1. Killed by the Draconian Dignitary after creating a doomed self
   
2. Killed by Jack after creating a doomed self
3. Shot through the Jack by Jade
4. Stabbed by the Draconian Dignitary in a dreambubble (also the only dreambubble death with blood!)
5. Blew himself up on his Sacrificial Slab to create the Green Sun
6. Killed by the Condesce with his own Sword in the Scratch Universe
7. Stabbed by both PM and Jack in the Game Over Timeline
8. Blown up by Typheus in the RetJohn Timeline (as Davesprite)
   
9. Soul trapped in the House Juju, which may or may not count as death

Jade:

1. May or may not have died in Davesprite’s Timeline
2. Died saving John from Prospit’s moon
3. Blown up by the Courtyard Droll and taken to her Quest Bed
   
4. Forked by the Condesce in the Scratched Universe
5. Reenacted the Wizard of Oz in the Game Over Timeline
6. Stabbed by Davepetasprite^2 in a dreambubble
7. Soul trapped in the House Juju, which may or may not count as death

Alpha Kids:

Jane:

1. Killed by baby John’s meteor in Universe B1
   
2. Stabbed by Jack
   
3. Couldn’t escape the Miles
4. Killed on her Sacrificial Slab by Jack English
5. Stabbed with Dirk’s Sword by Aranea in the Game Over Timeline
6. May or may not have been killed by the Condesce

Jake:

1. Shot by baby Jade through Bec in Universe B1
   
2. Killed by the Courtyard Droll with peanuts
3. Killed(?) in a dreambubble by Aranea
4. Killed on his Sacrificial Slab by Jack English
5. Forked by Jane in the Game Over Timeline
6. Stabbed with Dirk’s Sword by Aranea in the Game Over Timeline
7. Gunned down by Crowbar

Roxy:

1. Killed by Jack in Universe B1
2. Couldn’t escape the Miles
3. Killed on her Sacrificial Slab by the Condesce
4. Forked by Jane in the RetJohn Timeline (Thanks for the correction, @anri-ideas!)
   

Dirk:

1. Stabbed with his own sword by Jack in the B1 Universe
2. Ripped his heart out as Brobot
3. Decapitated himself
   
4. Killed on his Sacrificial Slab by the Condesce
5. Too high Fakeness Attribute as Brain Ghost Dirk
6. Consumed by Glitches in the Game Over Timeline, which may or may not count as death
7. Soul trapped in Li’l Cal as ARquius, which may or may not count as death
8. Gunned Down by Spades Slick
9. Possibly Killed by Jack English
10. Decapitated by Dave

Trolls:

Aradia:

1. Killed by Vriska through Sollux
2. Killed countless times by Jack
3. Blown up after her Dreamself Ascended
4. Killed on her Sacrificial Slab by Jack
5. Smashed by a meteor in a doomed timeline
   

Tavros:

1. Killed with his own lance by Vriska
2. Cut in half by Jack
3. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
4. Exploded

Sollux:

1. Killed by the Vast Glub
2. Killed by Jack on Prospit
3. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
4. Half…Died??
5. Half-died again but now there’s two of him because RetJohn?!?!
6. I don’t even know figure it out yourself

Karkat:

1. Killed by Jack
2. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
3. Possibly killed by Gamzee in another doomed timeline
4. Killed by Jack in a doomed timeline
5. Forked by Jane
6. Thrown into Lava by Gamzee in the Game Over timeline
7. Killed by Lord English in a dreambubble

Nepeta:

1. Killed by Jack
2. Killed by Gamzee
3. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
4. Exploded

Kanaya:

1. Killed by Jack
2. Killed by Eridan with Science
3. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
4. Killed by the Condesce in the Game Over timeline
5. Killed by unknown means and subsequently raised by Jane

Terezi:

1. Killed by Jack on Prospit
2. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
3. Killed by Jack in a doomed timeline
4. Forced to stab herself by Aranea in the Game Over timeline

Vriska:

1. Killed by Aradia and then brought to her Quest Cocoon
2. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
3. Stabbed by Terezi
   
4. Exploded

Equius:

1. Killed by Jack on Derse
2. Killed by Gamzee
3. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline

Gamzee:

1. May or may not have been killed by Jack on Prospit
   
2. Chainsawed in half by Kanaya; may or may not have died
3. Cut in half by unknown means; may or may not have died
1. Soul trapped in Li’l Cal, which may or may not count as a death if he wasn’t dead already

Eridan:

1. Killed by Jack on Derse
   
2. Chainsawed in half by Kanaya
3. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline

Feferi:

1. Cut in half by Jack
2. Killed by Eridan with Science
3. Killed by Gamzee in a doomed timeline
4. Exploded

Cherubs:

Calliope:

1. Stabbed by Jack
2. Predominated over by Caliborn
3. Killed by Echidna in a doomed timeline

Caliborn:

1. Predominated over by Calliope in a doomed timeline
2. Soul trapped in Li’l Cal, which may or may not count as death
3. Most likely killed by Vriska