Homestuck Deaths Part 2: Green Torsos (plus some others)

Here we go with all the non-main character deaths in Homestuck, including the Felt, Carapacians, Beforans, meta characters, and pets.

As before, deaths are only counted if they are specifically shown or alluded to. People whose fates are uncertain like GHB don’t count.

Starting with the Beforans:

Damara:

1. Killed by the Condesce in A2
2. Blown up by Meenah

Rufioh:

1. Blown up by Meenah

Mituna:

1. Killed by the Vast Glub in A2
2. Blown up by Meenah
   

Kankri:

1. Suffered in A2
   
2. A detonation was triggered by Meenah
   

Meulin:

1. Exploded, courtesy of Meenah
   

Porrim:

1. Died in A2 in slavery at least, probably killed by Dualscar
   
2. Take a wild guess

Latula:

1. Hanged in A2
2. Never smelled it coming

Aranea:

1. Killed by the Summoner in A2
2. A 8ig fucking 8om8
3. Dropped into Lava

Horuss:

1. They all died here okay

Kurloz:

1. Every single one

Cronus:

1. Killed by The Grand Highblood
2. Oh look. Cronus died on this page too.

Meenah:

1. and thats glubbin that
2. Killed by Damara
   
3. Killed with Dirk’s sword by Roxy (as the Condesce)

The Felt:

Doc Scratch:

1. Reverse Calvin and Hobbes
   

Itchy:

1. Killed by Sick

Doze:

1. Blown up

Trace:

1. Blown up

Clover:

1. Unknown, but dead in the new timeline

Fin:

1. Gunned down by Diamonds Droog

Die:

1. Killed by Slick

Crowbar:

1. Unknown, but probably killed by Slick

2. Decapitated by Slick

Stitch:

1. Stabbed by Slick

2. Stabbed by Slick

Sawbuck:

1. Decapitated by Slick

2. Decapitated by Slick, but a different version

Matchsticks:

1. Unknown, but probably killed by Slick

2. Killed by Slick

Eggs:

1. Eaten by Hearts Boxcars

Biscuits:

1. Blown up

Quarters:

1. Unknown, but probably killed by Slick

2. Stabbed by Snowman

Cans:

1. Unknown, but dead in the new timeline

Carapacians:

Jack Noir:

1. Pulled Pin, unknown (A2)
   
2. Killed by Vriska in a Doomed Timeline (B1)
3. Gunned down by Quarters (A2)
4. Decapitated (A2)
5. Decapitated (B2)

Draconian Dignitary:

1. Unknown, but dead in the new timeline (A2)
2. Killed by Dave (B1)
   

Courtyard Droll:

1. Unknown, but dead in the new timeline (A2)
   
2. Killed by Jack (B1)

Hegemonic Brute:

1. Unknown, but dead in the new timeline (A2)
2. Decapitated by PM (B1)
3. Decapitated by Dirk (B2)

Black Queen:

1. Killed by Jack (B1)
   
2. Shot by Slick (A2)

Black King:

1. Killed by Jack (B1)
   
2. Killed by Vriska (A2)
3. Blown up by CD (B2)

White Queen:

1. Killed by Jack (B2)

White King:

1. Killed by Jack (B2)
2. Blown up by CD (B2)

Wayward Vagabond:

1. Killed by Jack
2. Destroyed with LOHAC in the Game Over timeline

Aimless Renegade:

1. Killed by Jack

Animals:

Halley:

1. Unknown, but later stuffed by Grandpa Harley (B1)
   
2. Killed by the Condesce (B2)

Maplehoof:

1. Killed by baby Dave’s meteor (B1)

Jaspers:

1. Killed by Colonel Sassacre’s Daunting Text

Rambunctious Crow:

1. Killed by Dave

Lusii:

1. Aradia’s Ram Lusus: Killed by Vriska through Sollux
   
2. Tinkerbull: Caught under Tavros’ four-wheel device
3. Bicyclops: Killed by Sollux under the influence of Mind Honey
   
4. Crabdad: Killed by Karkat’s exploding computer
5. Pounce De Leon: Cave-in
6. Mother Grub: Old Age
7. Terezi’s Dragon Lusus: Meteor
8. Spidermom: Killed by Vriska
9. Aurthour: Fell off a cliff
10. Goatdad: Unknown
11. Seahorsedad: Unknown
12. Gl’bgolyb: Unknown

 Minor Characters:

1. Dad: Killed by Jack (B1)
2. Colonel Sassacre: Shot by baby Jake
3. Liv Tyler: Exploded
   
4. Shaggy 2 Dope: Cut in half by Dave 
5. Violent J: Decapitated by Dave
   
6. Guy Fieri: Killed by Rose
7. fedorafreak: Bled out on his Quest Bed
8. Nektan Whelan: Killed by an unnamed cherub
9. Mierfa Durgas: Killed by an unnamed cherub
   
   

Meta-Characters:

Hussie:

1. Killed by Lord English as Robotic Author Avatar
2. Gunned down by Lord English

MSPA Reader:

1. Too much self-indulgence
2. Too much self-cest
3. Too much weird plot shit

Rufio:

1. Killed by Captain Hook