Pesterlog Statistics: Act 1

Spoilers: The one who speaks the most in act 1 is John. It’s John. Shocking, I know. But here’s some statistics anyway:
There are 3258 words spoken/written by characters in Act 1, spread between 28 pesterlogs, 1 Serious Business Conversation, and 1 note from Dad (plus 13 words from repeated pesterlogs).
The average pesterlog length is only 113 words, with the longest at 516 words and the shortest at 2 words.
The most developed relationship is John and Rose, with 23 pesterlogs and 1734 words between the two of them.
The least developed relationship is John and Jade, with only 2 pesterlogs and 139.
The most unbalanced relationship is John and Dave, with Dave talking almost twice as much (1.9) as John.
The most balanced relationship is John and Jade with John talking only ~7% more than Jade.
Graphs and breakdown under the cut!
Note: a conversation (as opposed to a pesterlog) lasts until at least one of the participants signs out of pesterchum.






John says, on average, ~43% less than his friends during conversation.
Rose says ~75% more than John during conversation.
Dave says ~90% more than John during conversation.
Jade says ~7% less than John during conversation.
John says 1143 words total. He averages 45.7 words per pesterlog across 25 pesterlogs and 163.3 per conversation across 7 conversations.
- John ->Rose: John says 630 words total, averaging 33.2 words per pesterlog across 19 pesterlogs and 210 words per conversation across 3 conversations.
- John’s minimum (greater than 0) contribution to a pesterlog with Rose was 2 words, and his maximum was 89.
- John’s minimum contribution to a conversation with Rose was 46 and his maximum was 509.
- John ->Dave: John says 441 words total, averaging at 88.2 words per pesterlog across 5 pesterlogs and 147 per conversation across 3 conversations.
- John’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with Dave was 21 words, and his maximum was 131.
- John’s minimum contribution to a conversation with Dave was 81 and his maximum was 229.
- John ->Jade: John says 72 words total, in only 1 pesterlog.
Rose says 1104 words total, all to John. She averages 50.2 words per pesterlog across 22 pesterlogs and 368 per conversation across 3 conversations.
- Rose’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with John was 1 word, and her maximum was 157.
- Rose’s minimum contribution to a conversation with John was 74 words, and her maximum was 949.
Dave says 839 words total, also all to John. He averages 1677.8 per pesterlog across 5 pesterlogs and 279.7 per conversation across 3 conversations.
- Dave’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with John was 23 words, and his maximum was 259.
- Dave’s minimum contribution to a conversation with John was 235 words, and his maximum was 345.
Jade says 67 words still to John (crazy, I know). She averages 33.5 words per pesterlog/conversation across 2 pesterlogs/conversations.
- Jade’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with John was 15 word, and her maximum was 52.
Dad writes 9 words to John in a note.
grayslacks66 says 58 words in the Serious Business Conversation.
wellPressedAttire says 30 words in the Serious Business Conversation.
officeurchin1280 says 4 words in the Serious Business Conversation.
2busy4this says 4 words in the Serious Business Conversation.