Pesterlog Statistics: Act 1

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Spoilers: The one who speaks the most in act 1 is John. It’s John. Shocking, I know. But here’s some statistics anyway:

There are 3258 words spoken/written by characters in Act 1, spread between 28 pesterlogs, 1 Serious Business Conversation, and 1 note from Dad (plus 13 words from repeated pesterlogs).

The average pesterlog length is only 113 words, with the longest at 516 words and the shortest at 2 words.

The most developed relationship is John and Rose, with 23 pesterlogs and 1734 words between the two of them.

The least developed relationship is John and Jade, with only 2 pesterlogs and 139.

The most unbalanced relationship is John and Dave, with Dave talking almost twice as much (1.9) as John.

The most balanced relationship is John and Jade with John talking only ~7% more than Jade.

Graphs and breakdown under the cut!

Note: a conversation (as opposed to a pesterlog) lasts until at least one of the participants signs out of pesterchum.

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John says, on average, ~43% less than his friends during conversation.
Rose says ~75% more than John during conversation.
Dave says ~90% more than John during conversation.
Jade says ~7% less than John during conversation.

John says 1143 words total. He averages 45.7 words per pesterlog across 25 pesterlogs and 163.3 per conversation across 7 conversations.

Rose says 1104 words total, all to John. She averages 50.2 words per pesterlog across 22 pesterlogs and 368 per conversation across 3 conversations.

Dave says 839 words total, also all to John. He averages 1677.8 per pesterlog across 5 pesterlogs and 279.7 per conversation across 3 conversations.

Jade says 67 words still to John (crazy, I know). She averages 33.5 words per pesterlog/conversation across 2 pesterlogs/conversations.

Dad writes 9 words to John in a note.

grayslacks66 says 58 words in the Serious Business Conversation.

wellPressedAttire says 30 words in the Serious Business Conversation.

officeurchin1280 says 4 words in the Serious Business Conversation.

2busy4this says 4 words in the Serious Business Conversation.