Pesterlog Statistics: Act 2
Rose takes the lead in act 2, with a little over 18,000 words spoken and almost 3,000 words written.

There are 10736 words spoken/written by characters in Act 2, spread between 47 pesterlogs, 176 commands, 1 Serious Business Conversation, 2 notes, 1 comic, 4 GameFAQ entries, and 1 blog entry. (plus 910 words from repeated pesterlogs).
The average pesterlog length is 156.8 words, with the longest at 533 words and the shortest at 9 words.
The most developed relationship is John and Rose again, with 24 pesterlogs and 1813 words between them.
The least developed relationship is Dave and Jade, with only 1 pesterlog and 353 words between them.
The most unbalanced relationship is John and the exposition fairy Nannasprite, with Nannasprite talking almost 3 times (2.92) as much as John.
The most unbalanced relationship among players is still John and Dave, with Dave talking a little over twice (2.03) as much as John.
The most balanced relationship is Rose and Jade with Rose only talking 13.2% more than Jade.
Graphs and breakdown under the cut!
Note: a conversation (as opposed to a pesterlog) lasts until at least one of the participants signs out of pesterchum.
Note the second: I only counted written words that were A) written to someone (even just ‘the internet’) and B) actually in the comic (no sbahj or character blogs for you)






John says, on average, ~41% less than his friends during conversation.
Rose says ~21% more than her friends during conversation.
Dave says ~69% more than his friends during conversation.
Jade says ~21% less than her friends during conversation.
Nannasprite says ~192% more than John during conversation.
John
says 1696 total words of dialogue. He averages 56.53 words per pesterlog across 30
pesterlogs and 339.2 per conversation across 5 conversations.
- John ->Rose: John says 656 words total, averaging 36.4 words per pesterlog across 18 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- John’s minimum (greater than 0) contribution to a pesterlog with Rose is 2 words, and his maximum is 92.
- John says ~43% less than Rose during conversation.
- John
->Dave: John says 380 words total, averaging at 126.7 words per
pesterlog across 3 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- John’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with Dave is 94 words, and his maximum is 172.
- John says ~51% less than Dave during conversation.
- John ->Jade: John says 444 words total, averaging 222 words per pesterlog/conversation across 2 pesterlogs/conversations.
- John’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog/conversation with Jade is 201 words, and his maximum is 243.
- John says ~37% more than Jade during conversation.
- John ->Nannasprite: John says 216 words total, averaging 30.9 words per pesterlog across 7 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- John’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with Nannasprite is 1 word, and his maximum is 71.
- John says ~66% less than Nannasprite during conversation.
Rose says 1833 total words of dialogue. She averages 67.9 words per pesterlog across 27
pesterlogs and 611 per conversation across 3 conversations.
- Rose->John: Rose says 1157 words total, averaging 50.3 words per pesterlog across 23 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- Rose’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with John is 4 words, and her maximum is 200.
- Rose says ~76% more than John during conversation.
- Rose ->Dave: Rose says 393 words total, averaging at 131 words per
pesterlog across 3 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- Rose’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with Dave is 113 words, and her maximum is 148.
- Rose only says ~35% less than Dave during conversation.
- Rose ->Jade: Rose says 283 words total, in 1 pesterlog.
- Rose says ~13% more than jade during conversation.
- She also writes 2975 words across 4 GameFAQ entries at 743.75 words per entry. The longest is 1087 words, and the shortest is 404 words.
Dave says 1571 total words or dialogue. He averages 174.6 words per pesterlog across 9
pesterlogs and 523.7 per conversation across 3 conversations.
- Dave->John: Dave says 771 words total, averaging 154.2 words per pesterlog across 5 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- Dave’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with John is 12 words, and his maximum is 307.
- Dave says ~103% more than John during conversation.
- Dave ->Rose: Dave says 604 words total, averaging at 201.3 words per
pesterlog across 3 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- Dave’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with Rose is 185 words, and his maximum is 210.
- Dave says ~54% more than Rose during conversation.
- Dave ->Jade: Dave says 196 words total, in 1 pesterlog.
- Dave says ~24% more than Jade during conversations.
- He also writes 136 words in his blog, and says 1 word out loud to the Rambunctious Crow.
Jade says 730 total words of dialogue. She averages 182.5 words per pesterlog/conversation across 4
pesterlogs/conversations.
- Jade->John: Jade says 323 words total, averaging 161.5 words per pesterlog/conversation across 2 pesterlogs/conversations.
- Jade’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with John is 126 words, and her maximum is 197.
- Jade says ~27% less than John during conversation.
- Jade ->Rose: Jade says 250 words total, in 1 pesterlog.
- Jade says ~12% less than Rose during conversation.
- Jade ->Dave: Jade says 157 words total, in 1 pesterlog.
- Jade says ~20% less than Dave during conversation.
Nannasprite says 630 total words of dialogue, all to John. She averages 70 words per pesterlog across 9 pesterlogs, all 1 conversation.
- Nannasprite’s minimum contribution to a pesterlog with John is 7 words, and her maximum is 174.
- Nanna says ~192% more than John during conversation.
Dad says 45 words to John in a note.
Bro says 13 words to Dave in a note and 74 in a comic, for a total of 87.
fedorafreak says 27 words in 1 Serious Business Conversation.
wellPressedAttire says 24 words in 1 Serious Business Conversation.
officeurchin1280 says 9 words in 1 Serious Business Conversation.
grayslacks66 says 5 words in 1 Serious Business Conversation.
WV says 967 words to John. He averages 5.5 words per command across 176 commands.