in reality dirk probably does so much mundane shit. like when he gets really focused on something i bet he spends hours just doing that exact thing. most of the time its most likely bc hes engineering or doing some complicated robotics and computer shit but even just marathoning shows??? hed be the worst binge watcher

now just imagine dirk needing glasses. imagine that sorry son of a bitch and how cute hed look with real life perscription eyeglasses. and he refuses to wear them during the day time bc they compromise his “aesthetic” (even though he doesnt really care about his clothes all that much) so its only when he couch potatoes does he wear them. like.. dirk on whats like. the 6th season of gossip girl chillin in a blanket cocoon of 3 comforters w/ his glasses on at 3:30 in the damnb morning….. hes tired but determined to finish, hes convinced no one can see him with his ugly walmart frames… hes really just in his natural habitat