

Look ma, I did the thing


Look ma, I did the thing

Stealing my instacaption….hold on…uh
Holy shit, who knew my favorite character would be another ungodly cool guy with eyewear.
Hopefully, the next Homestuck fanart isn’t Dave Strider….or a Strider in general….why is it always the Striders

SIIIGGGHHHH

Jade draws Jade

Jade also draws herself (Jade)

I forgot the neck scar!!! FUCK
Oh my God is that John Homestuck-
I posted it on the wrong account fuck me.

It’s my birthday nerds. I’m officially a year older.
OH!! Happy birthday!! I hope your birthday is going well!! Best wishes!!
Ty anon!!
:D
Hapsy Birth Anniversary :D
The day I emerge from the concrete

Oh shit well fuck

Oof

Oh shit-


Oof

It’s almost 3 Am

I LOVE YOUR HIMBO JAKE THANK YOU FOR THIS SERVICE.
You’re welcome kind stranger:D

They’re watching a shitty movie or something
Hhnnggg your Dirk...... good 🧡
I’m happy you like how I draw him 🧡🧡🧡

He’s worrying about something
I love your big square Jake so much he looks like such a softie
Jake is a square. Dirk is a Triangle. Together they make a 2nd grade house

Does this fucker sleep?

Anyone else craving Orange Soda?

Did I make this because of @indigonite post? Yes of course.

Oh my god art that’s actually not over complicated?
Golly Gee.

I wanted to do a redraw of one of Dirk’s panels….fuck ow my fuckinghand-

Baby boy baby

((I fail at posting shit okay
Commission for @flexiloquent

A “Sweet” Message From Trickster Dirk

Piranha Jake for my ma.
- The meaning behind my url:
- A picture of me:
- How many tattoos i have and what they are:
- Last time i cried and why:
- Piercings i have:
- Favorite band:
- Biggest turn offs:
- Top 5 (insert subject):
- Tattoos i want:
- Biggest turn ons:
- Age:
- Ideas of a perfect date:
- Life goal:
- Piercings i want:
- Relationship status:
- Favorite movie:
- A fact about my life:
- Phobia:
- Middle name:
- Height:
- Are you a virgin?
- What’s your shoe size?
- What’s your sexual orientation?
- Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?
- Someone you miss:
- What’s one thing you regret?
- First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:
- Favorite ice cream?
- One insecurity:
- What my last text message says:
- Have you ever taken a picture naked?
- Have you ever painted your room?
- Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
- Have you ever slept naked?
- Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?
- Have you ever had a crush?
- Have you ever been dumped?
- Have you ever stole money from a friend?
- Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
- Have you ever been in a fist fight?
- Have you ever snuck out of your house?
- Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
- Have you ever been arrested?
- Have you ever made out with a stranger?
- Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
- Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?
- Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?
- Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?
- Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
- Have you ever seen someone die?
- Have you ever been on a plane?
- Have you ever kissed a picture?
- Have you ever slept in until 3?
- Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?
- Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
- Have you ever made a snow angel?
- Have you ever played dress up?
- Have you ever cheated while playing a game?
- Have you ever been lonely?
- Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?
- Have you ever been to a club?
- Have you ever felt an earthquake?
- Have you ever touched a snake?
- Have you ever ran a red light?
- Have you ever been suspended from school?
- Have you ever had detention?
- Have you ever been in a car accident?
- Have you ever hated the way you look?
- Have you ever witnessed a crime?
- Have you ever pole danced?
- Have you ever been lost?
- Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?
- Have you ever felt like dying?
- Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
- Have you ever sang karaoke?
- Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
- Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
- Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?
- Have you ever kissed in the rain?
- Have you ever sang in the shower?
- Have you ever made out in a park?
- Have you ever dream that you married someone?
- Have you ever glued your hand to something?
- Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
- Have you ever gone to school partially naked?
- Have you ever been a cheerleader?
- Have you ever sat on a roof top?
- Have you ever brushed your teeth?
- Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
- Have you ever played chicken?
- Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
- Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
- Have you ever broken a bone?
- Have you ever been easily amused?
- Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
- Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?
- Have you ever cheated on a test?
- Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?
- Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?
- Give us one thing about you that no one knows.
Go for it!
Hey. Things are going to get better.
You cannot prevent it.
Yes I am threatening you with a good time.
Have A Nice Day