May 2020

Look ma, I did the thing

Stealing my instacaption….hold on…uh


Holy shit, who knew my favorite character would be another ungodly cool guy with eyewear.

Hopefully, the next Homestuck fanart isn’t Dave Strider….or a Strider in general….why is it always the Striders

SIIIGGGHHHH

Jade draws Jade

Jade also draws herself (Jade)

I forgot the neck scar!!! FUCK

sarcasticmoths:

Oh my God is that John Homestuck-

I posted it on the wrong account fuck me.

It’s my birthday nerds. I’m officially a year older.

OH!! Happy birthday!! I hope your birthday is going well!! Best wishes!!

Ty anon!!

:D

Hapsy Birth Anniversary :D

The day I emerge from the concrete

Oh shit well fuck

Oof

Oh shit-

Oof

It’s almost 3 Am

I LOVE YOUR HIMBO JAKE THANK YOU FOR THIS SERVICE.

You’re welcome kind stranger:D

They’re watching a shitty movie or something

Hhnnggg your Dirk...... good 🧡

I’m happy you like how I draw him 🧡🧡🧡

He’s worrying about something

I love your big square Jake so much he looks like such a softie

Jake is a square. Dirk is a Triangle. Together they make a 2nd grade house

Does this fucker sleep?

Anyone else craving Orange Soda?

Did I make this because of @indigonite post? Yes of course.

Oh my god art that’s actually not over complicated?

Golly Gee.

I wanted to do a redraw of one of Dirk’s panels….fuck ow my fuckinghand-

Baby boy baby

((I fail at posting shit okay

Commission for @flexiloquent

A “Sweet” Message From Trickster Dirk

Piranha Jake for my ma.

GET IN MY BUSINESS PLEASE:

lesbihonests:

tayloratthedisco:

  1. The meaning behind my url:
  2. A picture of me:
  3. How many tattoos i have and what they are:
  4. Last time i cried and why:
  5. Piercings i have:
  6. Favorite band:
  7. Biggest turn offs:
  8. Top 5 (insert subject):
  9. Tattoos i want:
  10. Biggest turn ons:
  11. Age:
  12. Ideas of a perfect date:
  13. Life goal:
  14. Piercings i want:
  15. Relationship status:
  16. Favorite movie:
  17. A fact about my life:
  18. Phobia:
  19. Middle name:
  20. Height:
  21. Are you a virgin?
  22. What’s your shoe size?
  23. What’s your sexual orientation?
  24. Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?
  25. Someone you miss:
  26. What’s one thing you regret?
  27. First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:
  28. Favorite ice cream?
  29. One insecurity:
  30. What my last text message says:
  31. Have you ever taken a picture naked?
  32. Have you ever painted your room?
  33. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
  34. Have you ever slept naked?
  35. Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?
  36. Have you ever had a crush?
  37. Have you ever been dumped?
  38. Have you ever stole money from a friend?
  39. Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
  40. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
  41. Have you ever snuck out of your house?
  42. Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
  43. Have you ever been arrested?
  44. Have you ever made out with a stranger?
  45. Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
  46. Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?
  47. Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?
  48. Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?
  49. Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
  50. Have you ever seen someone die?
  51. Have you ever been on a plane?
  52. Have you ever kissed a picture?
  53. Have you ever slept in until 3?
  54. Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?
  55. Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
  56. Have you ever made a snow angel?
  57. Have you ever played dress up?
  58. Have you ever cheated while playing a game?
  59. Have you ever been lonely?
  60. Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?
  61. Have you ever been to a club?
  62. Have you ever felt an earthquake?
  63. Have you ever touched a snake?
  64. Have you ever ran a red light?
  65. Have you ever been suspended from school?
  66. Have you ever had detention?
  67. Have you ever been in a car accident?
  68. Have you ever hated the way you look?
  69. Have you ever witnessed a crime?
  70. Have you ever pole danced?
  71. Have you ever been lost?
  72. Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?
  73. Have you ever felt like dying?
  74. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
  75. Have you ever sang karaoke?
  76. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
  77. Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
  78. Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?
  79. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
  80. Have you ever sang in the shower?
  81. Have you ever made out in a park?
  82. Have you ever dream that you married someone?
  83. Have you ever glued your hand to something?
  84. Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
  85. Have you ever gone to school partially naked?
  86. Have you ever been a cheerleader?
  87. Have you ever sat on a roof top?
  88. Have you ever brushed your teeth?
  89. Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
  90. Have you ever played chicken?
  91. Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
  92. Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
  93. Have you ever broken a bone?
  94. Have you ever been easily amused?
  95. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
  96. Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?
  97. Have you ever cheated on a test?
  98. Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?
  99. Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?
  100. Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

Go for it!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Nice Day