November 2021

We got the Dave doodles baby. Hell yeah them dave doodles.

DIRK i meant baby dirk but (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No no no you were right the first time :D

Baby Dave still had those anime shades.

baby dave with those big ol' eyes (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

And he kept them baby.

Welcome to Vic’s very niche fanart

Is it a personal headcanon of mine that the Strilondes type in romantic partners are big, and tall units…yes.

sarcasticmothdraws:

I’m not funny. I lost teeth, jaw hurts, and laughter is something I crave.

sarcasticmothdraws:

Dumbass to Dumbass communication.

sarcasticmothdraws:

Homestuck Art Dump

Yes im boosting old art.

Soo can we all mutually agree that Jake would be kinda scary if he knew how to use his hope powers.

Art lock please I just wanna draw dirkjake please for god sakes let me draw something

Man your Jake looks like he stuck his face in a ceiling fan with those scars. Did he get those from a lusus, or Dirk, or just doing something stupid. Gimme the lore on my favorite guy.

I’m guessing you mean the scar I draw across his cheeks and bridge of his nose.

Okay from what I remember, it was supposed to be a crabdad scar. Like mid-pinch but he back his head away and it kinda dragged across his face.

This man be on low battery.

sarcasticmothdraws:

This man be on low battery.

Add on to this… Kinda: Dirk still doesn’t get sleep because he’s not used to dreaming normal dreams.

this might be a weird request but

but

dirk x ranboo

consider

Now Anon of you mean like combining Ranboo and Dirk like a fusion, I have already done that and if I haven’t posted it here I’ll gladly do it.


But if you mean it in the terms of shipping, I will not do that because I’m like 95% certain that’s against Ranboo’s boundaries and that’s an automatic no no for me.

Different anon, but can we please see the fusion? o.O

Here ya go the DirkBoo designs.

It’s not really that elaborate, mostly because it’s a joke prompt

Just wait till I post the vriskaranboo

Can we all mutually agree that dirks fit here isn’t hitting at all.

Idk what’s about it but I hate this outfit.


It’s just bad.

This just in my twin believes Dirk would eat a whole stick of butter at least once

Dirkboo gives you fear? DIRKBOO? Oh Fuckers and Sad Saps alike I have a think you’d hate to see.


Funny thing, turns out he’s a Scorpio

Youve mashed ranboo and dirk

Who would jake be? I can kinda see him as tubbo but i feel someone else should fill the spot

Thoughts?

I honestly have no idea

Y'all want sexy dirk strider?

Alright

Give me a bit.

Sexy right?

Ohohohho booooyyyyy

OH MY GOD U R A GODSEND THANK YOU SO MUCH, Man I just got my covid shot and seeing that Dirk post is just, Jesus goddamn wow, absolutely bloody fantastic

Eyyo look at you being healthy and swag :D

sarcasticmothdraws:

Ohohohho booooyyyyy

Strider? Sorry. Strider? Sorry. Strider-

Hand hurt. Hand sprain. Ow.

Now look at this pretty fella :D @tomatograter

I know you typically draw dirk and feel free to just ignore this

But i was wondering if maybe there could be some more of jake?

I would love to draw more jake.


One problem rn though. I have no brain cells so I have no idea what to draw

What if.. Jake in a dress

All I can do rn, but Jakey in a dress and he looks very pretty.

The most tedious but satisfying achievement in the homestuck fandom was annoying certain parts of HomestuckTwT with a drawing of Dave holding a sign.

sarcasticmothdraws:

The most tedious but satisfying achievement in the homestuck fandom was annoying certain parts of HomestuckTwT with a drawing of Dave holding a sign.

Continuing: I haven’t been in fandom long if you scroll in my dave tag for a bit you’ll find it.


And if somehow the sign upsets you, just move on and don’t make a fuss.

sarcasticmoths:

pyraam:

sarcasticmoths:

I know nothing of Homestuck

Reblogging the homestuck worm gods as a good luck charm.

I could make a ref sheet for how I draw dirk and jake. It would be so useful- but that would take so fuxking long

Your boy has once again forgotten how to draw.

Im going to fight.

This is my own self reminder. If you don’t draw homestuck art by tomorrow im having Pogo give me a curse dirk prompt that I have to render fully to my best ability

what if you drew some sobbing dirk. hit me with that angst man

Awe are you crying <3

I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd cherish any scrapped/unfinished Dirks you toss our way. We'd flock to them like pigeons

I’ll keep this in mind if im too lazy to finish that other dirk picture I have.

Two grumpy teens upset over Uno game

"YOU HAVE F*CKING UNO! IT CAME WITH YOUR XBOX!"

"I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T HAVE UNO!'

Should have played monopoly instead. But they weren’t in it for the long haul.

heyo, i really like your content and ive seen you on multiple platforms; i m primarily use insta but im not rlly a fan of it anymore- is there a socmed you prefer over the other to use? ie: twitter or tumblr - i rlly wanna get back into the posting scene but im like torn between which is better

I don’t think I really have a favorite, it usually is just me posting all my socials and seeing where most of the fandom resides in.

No Peace. Only Talk.