13/04/2017 05:04:25 ¶ ●

sgt-spank:

> Stridercest week, day one entry!

> @stridercest–week

> - Day 1 - Jan 15: he also presumably takes a dump and lays eggs out of the same ghostly hole… ew man whyd i have to go there [Fave Ship / bonus: Fave Stridercest Rarepair]

14/04/2017 04:39:51 ¶ ●

strapping young british boy riding hot blonde .jpeg for @ewooon

15/04/2017 07:55:33 ¶ ●

One of my favorite things to think about is Dirk and Dave having sleepovers post game.

Like, they strive super hard to have a normal sibling relationship, and at first it’s super forced, ‘cause its more out of some heavy sense of mutual obligation. It’s rough in the beginning, but it’s something that they both want, and Karkat is the first to encourage Dave in finding normalcy in their situation if it is what he needs.

It eventually turns into late nights/early mornings, when the sun isn’t quite up yet, but the room is a heavy hue of faded blue, and both boys are just laid over eachother while they laugh at all of the terrible bullshit that they had to endure during their journey, with their brains fogged with obvious sleep deprevation.

Y'all know how people get slap happy at 4 a.m. when you know you should sleep, but you just can’t.

It just turns into two boys gripping onto one another as they share silence and closeness because it’s finally okay to just be quiet and allow themselves to decompress, and /feel/ without the fear of responsibility or inevitable doom. They are safe, and this is /normal/.

They just have this quiet, shared understanding that nobody else really geets but them, and it just hits the fuckin’ spot.

15/04/2017 07:58:57 ¶ ●

sgt-spank:

> strapping young british boy riding hot blonde .jpeg for @ewooon

23/04/2017 00:58:09 ¶ ●

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23/04/2017 01:05:54 ¶ ●

sgt-spank:

> ## !!!!!! Emergency $10 commissions!!!!!!

> So an unfortunate situation happened, and I am in dire need of some serious funds as soon as possible (Within the next two weeks.) in order to be able to assist a family member who is having stability issues across the country.

> I am offering 10 slot, cheap $10 chibi commissions!!! So here is the dealio!

> I will do:

> OC’s

> Fanart from ANY fandom

> SFW

> Livestreams of your commission!

> I will not do:

> Super complicated designs (It is extremely crucial that I dish these out quickly.)

> NSFW

> I only accept money through paypal, and would appreciate the money in advance.
> Contact me via e-mail ( spankdizzledizzle@gmail.com ||Keep in mind that this is not my paypal e-mail!), asks, or tumblr messenger for commission inquiries!
> ————————————————
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26/04/2017 01:52:35 ¶ ●

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