13/04/2018 20:21:42 ¶ ●

sgt-spank:

> Bargain bin Strider boys cure existential dread in these heavily detailed art pieces.

> Dawg, don’t even feel like you don’t have a say in the matter because we got a shitton of different offers to help you believe that you have exactly that; like this isn’t all a simulation that the government is putting us through to subliminally control our decisions and sway opinions. No, you have complete freedom here! Go you! You get to choose between two *whole* sizes for the prints. That’s not all, sport. If a mouse pad is more your scene, pick between three sizes and two edge styles. It’s pretty much about as customizable as the rest of your life. Exciting!

> Pick your esoteric poison below.

> Knock Off Striders Print

> [x]

> Knock off Striders MP [x]
> Haxxor Hal Print [x]

> Haxxor Hal MP [x]