12/04/2018 22:52:07 ¶ ●

Bargain bin Strider boys cure existential dread in these heavily detailed art pieces.

Dawg, don’t even feel like you don’t have a say in the matter because we got a shitton of different offers to help you believe that you have exactly that; like this isn’t all a simulation that the government is putting us through to subliminally control our decisions and sway opinions. No, you have complete freedom here! Go you! You get to choose between two *whole* sizes for the prints. That’s not all, sport. If a mouse pad is more your scene, pick between three sizes and two edge styles. It’s pretty much about as customizable as the rest of your life. Exciting!

Pick your esoteric poison below.

Knock Off Striders Print [x]

Knock off Striders MP [x]
Haxxor Hal Print [x]

Haxxor Hal MP [x]