there was also a request for anime club dirkjohn but i didnt want to sully the other post so im keepin this shit separate

dirk gets in one good hit with a surprise round but john eventually kicks his ass without breaking a sweat and they are banned for life

also… i started talking about slightly changing this au to make it more like a mid 2000′s teen movie so like. what if dirk and john, after being kicked out of anime club bc of the above fist fight, eventually both try to get invited back but they have a life ban and the club won’t take either again. so after fiercely avoiding each other for months because of a mutual seething hatred they eventually team up out of necessity… and form their own rival anime club… it’s literally just the two of them no one else wants to be around them so they just wind up watching a lot of anime together and arguing and they find a sort of camaraderie and shit happens, that’s my addendum to this au thank you