DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY (of jaderose week)

rose and jade meet because rose likes to fuck with humans by leaving ominous and vaguely threatening notes in the sand in seaweed. John says it’s merpeople but the kind that will eat you, not the nice disney variety. Jade doesn’t believe in that shit so she investigates and finds rose- it turns out john was wrong but not too far off!! 

Anyway they date and jade starts to dabble in witchcraft and give rose some people legs so they can hang out on land and get ice cream and stuff (she practices small scale animal transmogrification before attempting anything on rose but bec interrupts her one day and she accidentally gives herself doggie ears)