HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPY BIRTHDAY oh wait, I’m late.
But not really? Idk.
Sash, I can’t believe it’s been nearly 4 years since we’ve became internet bros. Not only that but we still talk and thanks for being my FRIEND FOR THIS LONG and the feelings. You’re so much different from the time I met you online, but we still laugh over the dumbest things.
I hope you had a great day nonetheless. Before I get more mushy over our friendship, HERE’S MY STRIDERCEST SOFTCORE PORN IMAGE IN FAIL WARPED PERSPECTIVE AS A GIFT.