07/02/2024 9:50:55 ¶ ●

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Davesprite please. 🥺

He is my favorite out of all the Striders.

i couldnt think of another way to draw him again compared to this one so

youve unlocked my tiny design thoughts on him

07/02/2024 13:59:54 ¶ ●

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one singular karkat. that is all i ask.

oh no

youve unlocked my karkat design(s) because i need to talk about him or ill. die

“why did you say designs plural” because im in the camp of ‘trolls having a second puberty/growth stage when theyre adults’

when a troll is like . in their early mid twenties (23-25) they go through another molt like when they were babies and get Bigger and more bug like and start to reflect their blood colour in their skin and eyes and the insides of their mouths. also exoskeleton becomes more prominent.

for size comparison, here’s dave, whos around 5'10

07/02/2024 14:27:20 ¶ ●

i want to post more brogatory au but i cant figure out how to draw this panel of bro so now i need to kill him. cocks sword like shotgun.

07/02/2024 15:54:48 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

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one singular karkat. that is all i ask.

turnstechgodhead:

> oh no

> youve unlocked my karkat design(s) because i need to talk about him or ill. die

> “why did you say designs plural” because im in the camp of ‘trolls having a second puberty/growth stage when theyre adults’

> when a troll is like . in their early mid twenties (23-25) they go through another molt like when they were babies and get Bigger and more bug like and start to reflect their blood colour in their skin and eyes and the insides of their mouths. also exoskeleton becomes more prominent.

> for size comparison, here’s dave, whos around 5'10

#now im scared of how tall everyone else gets

the condesce would kill you instantly if you laid eyes upon her then

07/02/2024 20:01:06 ¶ ●

closing the character requests for now (as of posting) yall jsyk

i have a backlog to work thru n maybe ill open chara reqs again later

07/02/2024 22:25:10 ¶ ●

hmm…. dave eyes yes/no

08/02/2024 0:04:15 ¶ ●

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KARKAT HAS THE FRIEND SHIP BRACELETS!! that's so cute man I'm sobbing

the fact that you noticed this and sent a message abt it made me go feral and make this for like 6 hours

08/02/2024 0:35:09 ¶ ●

seperate version of that dave in my last post for those of you with shit eyes like me/ for reasons of this is all im gonna give yall in regards to proper art

08/02/2024 2:25:35 ¶ ●

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Has alpha Dave met karkat????

PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

he has not!

it’s Just beta!dirk and a!dave in purgatory

and a!dave died a long time before the medium happened for jane or jake or roxy or dirk.

this goes for all of the guardians

> mothers lalonde are in the same building, with b!roxy having been in purgatory for a long time and a!rose appeared around the same time as a!dave did with b!dirk.

> grandma english and grandpa harley are in the same place but i dont think theyve met each other yet despite the both of them being in the same purgatory. they’re both reclusive exploratory weirdos. i think the closest they’ve gotten is that grandpa harley once found one of grandma’s campsites and he was legitimately like “what the actual shit. i was just over here last week and i did not make this.” [<-pretend this is in jakespeak with his gadzooks and whatnot]

> and…. actually? nannasprite. there are two nannasprites in homestuck by the end tbh. so its just poppop and beta!dad! awkward times are had! but then it becomes nice :)
> it’d be neat to have nanna in purgatory with them but the HS narrative is hogging all the nannas.

but honestly im about having fun ngl. so like…. idk. maybe a!dave meets beforus-kat through Shenanigans.

08/02/2024 6:27:40 ¶ ●

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pls draw sis strider.. pls i need to see her in your style. especially with how yummy your design for bro is.. i gotta see her 🙏 i love her /p

also maybe gamzee if ur feeling silly like that. love the clown man too

i dont really like doing cisbends but just for you bc you asked nicely + i do like a fucked up women

im also assuming you meant beta sis but theres some alpha sis in there too.

because i. Hrmg. . business womin Boob.

i feel like if dave was a woman (and wasn’t dealing with beta sis raising her) she’d really lean into being a badass bombshell bitch (but ultimately be the same. still directs sbahj)

meanwhile woman dirk is like . The exact same. sis dirk even buys the same fucking shirts. they dont fit as well bc of the boob.

but it’d give dirk some issues post-scratch i think. she’d be trying to style herself after her Sis but that’s just. too much. her hair isn’t the same texture as her Sis’

Hmmm… i do want to draw gamzee though… he is kinda interesting but this clearly turned into another striders post. sorry. maybe later.

i Honestly am seriously thinking dirk would still just be named dirk. But. idk. dior is an option. dess? desa?

i think dave would be dana. i like the idea of cismale!rose calling her danielle (when her name is just dana, like david-dave)

## also just in case, for everyone else: PLEASE dont ask me to draw any cisbend/genderbend characters aside from the striders and maybe the lalondes. im not a huge fan of it

08/02/2024 18:35:48 ¶ ●

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can i give dave a little kiss on his forehead just a Smooch for the road

08/02/2024 19:18:02 ¶ ●

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Don’t leave out dirk!! He deserves a smooch too!

08/02/2024 20:12:47 ¶ ●

hey guys welcome back to my blog this bro panel still wont come out right so now we’re going to hunt the man for sport remember to like comment subscribe for More Bro Strider Attacking

08/02/2024 23:58:01 ¶ ●

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Oh hell yeah we're birds now !! Need someone to peck the shit outta Bro for all the trouble his panel is causing lmao I volunteer

09/02/2024 3:15:37 ¶ ●

not an ask blog i keep repeating to myself im not an asks blog im not an ask blog

i COULD do both. just vibe. half-ask half… chill. how in the hell would that even work

im kind of already doing that tbf. goddamn. multimuse? i dont remember the tumblr rp/ask scene its been YEARS

09/02/2024 7:32:04 ¶ ●

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Give us the Kanaya🙏

man you guys did NOT leave me hanging

first: a drawing of her

second: she is Big

she’s the matriarch and she will end up being that for a long time

adult-molt kanaya’s hands are inteded to invoke the beldam from coraline’s. i love the tink-tink/precise nature of them

kanaya in general im kind of pulling ‘white diamond’ from su as well. designwise, not personality wise, obviously.

her cape/veil is reminiscent of WD and also Dolorosa

her tail is pretty long compared to other trolls bc its More prehensile than others. (karkat could for instance grab onto something with his tail. he can move it mostly subconsciously)

kanaya’s is completely prehensile. biological use for carrying/dealing with grubs

ok fine i wasted your time enough heres what yall want

size comparisons

also

09/02/2024 8:40:09 ¶ ●

oh i forgot

4 that one anon in the previous post who also asked for a terezi, youre in luck bc i had a tz design already

no adult molt unfortunately

09/02/2024 16:11:52 ¶ ●

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Can I pretty please give dirk a smooch

^ me if you even care,,,

09/02/2024 17:06:20 ¶ ●

i think ive forgotten to mention this entire time that my normal stri/londes art Does Not follow the canon credits. i guess i have my own post-hs au. tsgverse. idk.

they dont rule over kingdoms or anything like that. slice of life? something…

09/02/2024 17:59:13 ¶ ●

is red disc on spotify

edit: its not im going to go become evil and blast god’s dick off

09/02/2024 19:58:33 ¶ ●

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man i totally feel you about having a hard time rambling about stuff where people will see, personally i try to remember that there's always somebody out there who cares about any given thing. i love seeing other people's rambles, like yes bro!! share your thoughts on this thing and let me be interested about how it differs from my and others' interpretations!! i'm like the ''haha yes!'' sickos image but for the infinite variation of the human experience. anyway this got away from me a bit but the point is follow your dreams.
(also, complete non sequiter but i'm so charmed by how you drew dirk hiding behind dave in that last ask. cute)

genuinely this makes me feel so much better ty

the infinite variation of the human experience. Hrgh.

need to remember that

(also ty im glad. im normal about htem [<-lying] and i think dirk is allowed to be. shy.)

09/02/2024 20:17:58 ¶ ●

dirk has yandere tendencies i think

09/02/2024 21:03:22 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> dirk has yandere tendencies i think

let me explain at LEAST a little bit, (though it looks like you all understand exactly what im talking about lmfao)

i think if he’s left unchecked he wont be like. a murder guy or something. but he turns into ult dirk or. Well. Yknow. Bro. (though bro’s DEFINITELY killed someone on earth. like cmon.)

that Aside. thoughts im manifesting in my general post-hs au vvv

i just think that the guy’s Very Intense

like i think he’s probably almost stalkery about his siblings/family/whatever the strilondes are.

dude is overbearing as hell but he’s like. Chill about it. somehow ?

and in the strilondes being . weirdos i dont think any of them care for the most part except for dave which dirk can NEVER ever let him know or he’ll have to kill himself again (<-dirk’s anxiety. dave would be Unsettled until he knew how and why dirk was doing it[would probably have to ask roxy because god knows dirk would. Avoid that conversation if dave ever found out.])

idk just stuff like this is common:

TT: Hey, so.
TT: Father.
TT: You left your lights on.
TT: In the upstairs bathroom.
TT: Why am I not surprised you’re telling me this?
TT: You shouldn’t waste power, Rose. Your poor bills.
TT: Keep New Earth pollution free, yo.
TT: Why don’t you just go in and turn it off for me if you’re so inclined to monitor my energy usage.
TT: Now why would I do that when this is a perfect learning opportunity for my dear daughter?
TT: Sure, but I just left to visit Roxy.
TT: Are you suggesting I make them wait?
TT: For our wonderful, wizard fiction filled mother-daughter time?
TT: That I have every week with them?
TT: No of course not.
TT: Besides, I know you know every single weakness in my home’s defenses.
TT: The one time I left you alone with Kanaya during that party you just started telling her every single thing wrong with our home security, and she had no idea how you knew any of that, so I had to tell her that you’re very… protective.
TT: Thus you know exactly where the extra key is.
TT: Not that you need it.
TT: …
TT: I didn’t even raise you and yet.
TT: Sometimes you are infuriatingly like looking in a short, purple, emo mirror.
TT: Go turn off my lights.
TT: You’re wasting my power, and hiking up my energy bills.

09/02/2024 21:51:58 ¶ ●

lil cal withdrawls

09/02/2024 22:46:53 ¶ ●

fuck it

brogatory au ASK blog

yes

no

other (reply or tag)

See Results

jsyk i would still reblog brogatory content here

i kinda just am thinking really hard about askblogs

you’d be able to interact with mostly b!dirk and a!dave

09/02/2024 22:51:21 ¶ ●

im going to burn out. So hard

10/02/2024 4:26:05 ¶ ●

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you should draw Vriska or perhaps (Vriska)

10/02/2024 5:30:55 ¶ ●

hmm..

where do people do the god-tier classpect tests nowadays? back in my day it was the pageofhope test w the noncanon classes n aspects but…

do people just do the official ™ ones

10/02/2024 10:59:54 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> fuck it

> brogatory au ASK blog

> yes

> no

> other (reply or tag)

> See Results

> jsyk i would still reblog brogatory content here

> i kinda just am thinking really hard about askblogs

> you’d be able to interact with mostly b!dirk and a!dave

jesus christ. i may as well just pretend this ended early

10/02/2024 18:02:25 ¶ ●

do you think if dirk was actually raised by his bro it’d be like rose and her mom

dirk constantly taking his brother’s sentiments (making jokes involving [not about] his horse interest, robots, puppets) as mocking

10/02/2024 20:40:23 ¶ ● ⬈

sabotchi:

> wip snippet of my dave strider animation 👀

> fully frame-by-frame, i’m having a blast honestly

10/02/2024 20:43:11 ¶ ● ⬈

sabotchi:

> [S] strife!

> wip scene from what i’m calling davestuck, now with added backgrounds

> lacking touch ups and proper compositing, but hey it’s all coming together

10/02/2024 20:51:25 ¶ ●

paternal instinct

kicking in.

i Have to

hide dave . like little ducky

10/02/2024 20:56:42 ¶ ●

ve had . ten hours asleep this week i think because ive been hyperfocusing so much on this nonsense.

Its Truly Like 2013 All Over Again

10/02/2024 21:10:41 ¶ ●

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I flap in bros face obnoxiously as possible

10/02/2024 23:02:20 ¶ ●

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SEEDS.

10/02/2024 23:20:18 ¶ ●

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oh mtygod are we BIRDS ??? HELL FUCKING YES GETS FEATHERS EVERYWHERE

11/02/2024 3:29:20 ¶ ●

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beta bro core y or n

this is the worst thing ive ever seen

yes

11/02/2024 3:43:22 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

0rphiichaze:

> turnstechgodhead:

> > lil cal withdrawls

> d. Did cal just call him his sweet little prince. LMAO

it’d be more accurate to say that bro’s infatuation ((read:deeply unhealthy dependency and obsession mistaken for genuine romantic feelings for a fucking puppet)) for cal haunting his dreams.

so… fantasy cal called him his prince yes lol

11/02/2024 4:14:21 ¶ ●

Hrmgn,

ive noticed a Lot. of minors following me.

i dislike the idea of leaving any of you guys out because i know how that sucks but at the same time i am. 22. i am an entire adult.

please don’t look up to me or consider me cool. am just a depressed multi-disabled guy who unfortunately got to model 75% of personality off of TG (both ones).

and please understand that if i don’t reply/interact with you/answer your asks it’s because of like one of five things:

- i’m either unsure of if your a minor (and if i need to watch how i talk) or you are younger than the webcomic itself (15)
- i’m having an autism moment where i dont have a clue how to respond
- i forgor
- im being shy
- out of spoons

11/02/2024 4:17:42 ¶ ●

also ngl it instills within me a Sibling Instinct. where are your parentsguardians

12/02/2024 0:42:10 ¶ ●

wanted 2 try my hand at strilonde kid-swap

went a lil bit into scene/goth stuff (when i was a kid in 2009 i wanted to be scene soooo bad but i was 8 lol)

based off of this post by weirdmageddon + some tags by basilpaste

anyway i need you to understand that rose raised by bro would be 100x worse

dave constantly blocks and unblocks her when she’s harrassing him. theyre best friends. dave fucking hates her. he’s attached to her. rose wants to break him. do you see my vision

12/02/2024 13:13:00 ¶ ●

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OMG I POINTED OUT THE BRACELETS AND AND DAVES SMILEY FACE AND AND AND OUGH

I literally love your style so much and you do my favs so good I might genuinely cry

thank you- please dont cry lol

im happy ppl like that dave- i think hes cute.

im also glad people like my style. i wasn’t sure about it at first. i was drawing this way solely 4 this blog basically.

12/02/2024 13:20:29 ¶ ●

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Holy shit can't believe I hadn't followed yet I love so much of your art??!!!! Exciting day.

Anyways

As a gender queer audhd I humbly offer the current stim toy I desperately want myself, the silly little noise making rainbow slug.

:3 keep up the great work, sending love! ❤️

thanks for your love, im obsessed with this stim toy.

gender queer audhd to gender queer audhd communication. have a stim from my childhood

im saying that oil water toys count

when i was little i had one of these shitty mcdonalds collab toys from that shitty movie about surfing penguins

it enchanted me. i kept trying to drown him. i played with it for hours bc of the oil/water effect

13/02/2024 4:14:41 ¶ ●

world is mine but its dave completely deadpan the whole time

13/02/2024 6:34:59 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> world is mine but its dave completely deadpan the whole time

like yeah its ut of character but like. dave in that cute dress . do you understand.

13/02/2024 20:34:32 ¶ ●

experiencing some burnout

ill b ok i still plan on posting

13/02/2024 20:47:09 ¶ ●

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Dirk rlly go 🧍‍♂️ and I love that for him.

yea

13/02/2024 23:02:41 ¶ ●

my kk moves in with dave and dirk at some point jsyk

13/02/2024 23:04:10 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> my kk moves in with dave and dirk at some point jsyk

cuddlepile. idk