27/01/2024 13:06:31 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

kotilae:

> notpukichosadly:

> > quackels:

> > > notpukichosadly:

> > > > what is a hotdog

> > > > taco

> > > > sandwich

> > > > what is this stupid ass question anyways?

> > > > if i asked somebody for a sandwich or taco

> > > > and they bring me a fucking hotdog

> > > > im going to be upset

> > > > its neither

> > > > why the fuck do people act like its one of the two its just neither

> > > > fucking god

> > > > poptart

> > > > See Results

> > :(

27/01/2024 13:09:26 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

bloomprima:

> everyone forgets what an absolutely horrible liar Dave is so here’s some reminders.

27/01/2024 15:34:30 ¶ ●

# abt

hi im tsg (i guess)

im 22, my pronouns are whatever pronouns yours are, i like men

dersite. witch of something

this is my homestuck blog…. i was deep in it in 2013 and now i am. Here again. congratulations to me for being in a circle of torment

i’m not that deep fr i just really like the striders. dirk and dave mostly, and then like. whatever surrounds them. bc they captivated me years ago and ive accepted this.

transmasc nb dave, nb roxy and AuDHD striders/autistic lalondes truther

i don’t care about hs^2 or epilogues or whatever, but i do like some of the concepts they have

i barely remember canon atp and i bet you don’t either

my talking tag is #mumbling and my art tag is #tsga #tsgw is for more wordy things and #tsgbubbles is for my liveblogging of dreambubble.xyz/parp

# placing this here for both you and me when we pass by my blog: remember your dailies

27/01/2024 15:39:22 ¶ ● ⬈

ohmeiios:

> gave hal a body-ish

27/01/2024 15:42:49 ¶ ● ⬈

chrisrin:

> here’s the WIP of the first minute-ish of the dave animation <3

28/01/2024 12:51:17 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

pastacrylic:

> pastacrylic:

> > ahno-nimus:

> > > fallow-grove:

> > > > ahno-nimus:

> > > > > ahno-nimus:

> > > > > > ahno-nimus:

> > > > > > > ahno-nimus:

> > > > > > > > fallow-grove:

> > > > > > > > > ahno-nimus:

> > > > > > > > > > fallow-grove:

> > > > > > > > > > > ahno-nimus:

> > > > > > > > > > > > fallow-grove:

> > > > > > > > > > > > > yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

> > > > > > > > > > > > No, I don’t. Please, proceed.

> > > > > > > > > > > if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

> > > > > > > > > > That would be fucked up.

> > > > > > > > > yknow what would be more fucked up

> > > > > > > > Football field full of viruses.

> > > > > > > Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

> > > > > > Really big vampire.

> > > > > Inside-out Sweden.

> > > > if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

> > > Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.

> Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

28/01/2024 20:39:53 ¶ ●

ALT

figuring out how im drawing the stronds (they/them rox)

rose: small and knowing

rox: small and loving :)

dave: tall and vibing

dirk: tall and unsettling

rose is basically become a smug librarian woman. i think she probably does proper witch crafties now

rox is the it guy and is probably friends with sollux like think abt it for like two seconds. i bet they made new earth internet together

dave has finally taken… the chill pill. and testosterone. djs and does taxidermy

dirk is a weirdo that moves really stiffly. he struggles with showing emotions in a classic strider moment. machine guy. (he’s built so many toasters he’s started asking rox to just appearify them instead of having him make a new one every time someone wants one.)

rox made everyone friendship bracelets (family bracelets?) and dave was like oh my god. fuck yes. hell fucking yes. and started making them with them and now it’s like a thing. rose and dirk didn’t care for it as much (had to stop the overthinking to remember that roxy and dave are just super sincere at their cores n have come 2 terms with that) but they wear them dutifully.

rose fashions hers into earrings in her day-to-day wardrobe sometimes and meanwhile dirk would kill you if you thought about taking his off

28/01/2024 21:12:54 ¶ ●

rose and dirk are cis+ i think

in like a Yea cool way . but also on dirk i think it’s also like. Labels? idk her

28/01/2024 21:46:44 ¶ ● ⬈

turntechtestifi3d:

> this guy is like a dress up doll to me

28/01/2024 22:10:33 ¶ ●

hm……. ships

29/01/2024 9:52:18 ¶ ●

i dont think dirk knows how to emotionally regulate

29/01/2024 10:24:20 ¶ ● ⬈

duonora:

> Matching fits p2!

29/01/2024 10:26:43 ¶ ● ⬈

knights-unwelcommentary:

> These two were being pulled on each direction by awkwardness and boredom, but boredom kicked awkwardness’ ass and theirs as well free of charge

29/01/2024 10:55:11 ¶ ● ⬈

waspik:

> all for a girl i dont know

29/01/2024 11:43:37 ¶ ●

wdym this singer’s name is kanaya

29/01/2024 12:22:44 ¶ ●

why did everyone collectively decide to put dirk’s Bro [tm] in a suit

is it because the movies are so shit youd Expect the guy who made them to be wearing tshirt and pj pants to a premiere but its funnier if he goes in a suit

and then he goes to the emmys or what the fuck ever wearing a shirt that doesnt fit and pj pants that are abt to fall off his skinny hips

30/01/2024 0:16:14 ¶ ●

theres more of you than i expected

weird voice ideas go:

dirk/bro as wambus

30/01/2024 16:10:47 ¶ ● ⬈

weirdmageddon:

> i love these tags this person is so right

> actually, can you imagine if dave was raised by B1 roxy?

> i wanna get into this actually

> (ok i had to spend a few hours rewriting this because IT DIDNT FUCKING SAVE AFTER FIVE HOURS OF WRITING WHEN MY COMPUTER UPDATED WHILE I WAS AFK so it would mean a lot to show this post some appreciation. i LOVEEE hearing what other people have to say)

> even though these things mom does are presented in an extravagant, kitsch, jokey way, her intentions always came from a place of sincerity. she is simply Funnie

> but rose reads too far into it and assumes things that aren’t there, that her mother is passive-aggressively feigning interest in rose’s interests simply because the things she does are so extra. “why do all of this if not to mock me”

> im telling you right now if dave lived in this household he wouldn’t assume antagonism, he’d go,

> don’t forget who LITERALLY patented tangible jpeg artifacts as their post-scratch adult self and scattered shitty scummed up statue of liberties all over the planet. theres no way some of that overboard artful shit wasnt post-ironic / circling back around to genuine funny sincerity

> dave’s natural state is funny sincerity like roxy. he’s had the natural capacity for this type of humor from the start and this is the direction he goes towards when he grows out of his brother’s shadow by the end of the comic. dave and roxy share an earnest “so bad its good” type of humor

> (lots more under the cut; the length of this meta analysis just got unwieldly with all the pictures and whatnot)

> Keep reading

30/01/2024 17:35:54 ¶ ●

i think creep is a dirk song like for real

30/01/2024 22:09:22 ¶ ● ⬈

devxoid:

> d is like reigen to me

31/01/2024 1:23:48 ¶ ●

john what the FUCK is your hair im going to shave it off

31/01/2024 21:13:04 ¶ ●

was about to make a dumbass joke again (shirts that say things) but then i remembered i gave dave a shirt that says dog food