01/02/2024 3:04:39 ¶ ●

hey jsyk yall are welcome (encouraged) to send me requests. i just turned on the asks (i didnt know u had to turn them on nowadays lol) so. shoot me one.. anon should be on too.

01/02/2024 13:08:26 ¶ ●

i think a!dave would be so so so stoked to have a little brother and he’d be very doting

meanwhile b!dirk/Bro’s lil cal is getting more out-spoken

01/02/2024 16:50:49 ¶ ●

i think bro having a gaping wound on his chest where he was killed is sooo sexy idk

01/02/2024 16:52:03 ¶ ●

wait maybe i shouldve vetoed that last post idk how many of you are kids.

for the record im 22 and this is my unhinged blog

02/02/2024 10:57:47 ¶ ●

i kinda want alpha dave and beta dirk to be in purgatory together

eternally attacking killing each other…. cut off your alt bro’s head and say hi to him completely fine the next day by throwing rocks at him

“Do you know how to get poptarts here”

“we’re in hell we don’t get poptarts.”

[throwing his sword at him like a knife at lightning speed] “Not with that attitude”

[dodging it perfectly but completely casually like he’s ducking under a doorway] “literally impossible scenario.”

03/02/2024 1:11:52 ¶ ●

a!dave’s violent exorcism of b!dirk

03/02/2024 3:02:19 ¶ ●

black hole sun

striders song…?

03/02/2024 4:20:31 ¶ ●

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kicking my feet giggling this blog is so silly /pos love ur art bro

we stay silly

i like your stuff too

03/02/2024 4:34:37 ¶ ●

not the ghost asks again,

resend them if yall sent something i havent answered yet fsr. tumblr is fake

03/02/2024 5:03:19 ¶ ●

not to be lame but i wish . i could react w emojis to things like on discord because i feel like a fucking idiot replying or sending asks or reblogging my own post (as a note: I am Stupid, This Does Not Mean Doing These Things Is Bad It Just Means Its Lame And Dumb When I Do It)

i see your replies . and your tags. and i am kissing u very gently on the hand

03/02/2024 6:18:04 ¶ ●

dialogue i might have to scrap if i cant think of anything funny to draw with it bc dialogue just gets away from me man

03/02/2024 18:03:44 ¶ ●

alpha dave enchants me

03/02/2024 22:17:06 ¶ ●

hi

03/02/2024 22:54:59 ¶ ●

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as a fellow striderliker the way you do the striders is very enjoyable to me. love looking at dirk's bro and thinking ''oh this guy would be so stoked in a scenario where he got to meet the greater strilonde conglomerate. buy one get three free little sibling special''

this has been in my brain since i got it you are so fucking right. oh my god.

03/02/2024 23:02:22 ¶ ●

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im about to start hyperfixating on your art.

be ready 😈

thats so sweet and so ominous thank you

04/02/2024 1:03:24 ¶ ●

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Literally so obsessed with you brogatory au.... the ideal dynamic, you get them.....

04/02/2024 1:41:51 ¶ ●

clawing at my fucking cage like an animal

04/02/2024 5:13:45 ¶ ●

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Axem Rangers jumpscare

04/02/2024 9:50:49 ¶ ●

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is guardian Roxy also in purgatory ?

04/02/2024 10:37:04 ¶ ●

oh b4 i forget

in brogatory au roxy will be referred to with she/her pronouns for most of whatever i make bc unfortunately the guardians never knew

just in case that bothers anyone

04/02/2024 15:55:40 ¶ ●

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do u mind if ppl use ur art as PFP/icon stuff (with credit obv) its totly valid if not i just am in love with ur style

if yes/no/either way honeslty can i request a roxy anyways theyre my Beploved

as long as you guys can promise not to harrass or beef w/ someone while you got it, yall can use my art for pfp/icons all you want

> @skullangula asked:
> Hi yes.
> Chews your art. /pos
> That is all. B)

> @hypochodriac asked:
> recently discovered this blog i just wanna say your art makes me feel alive its so silly in the BEST way /gen

> i just am in love with ur style

> can i request a roxy anyways theyre my Beploved

+pride version for icon if thats what you wanted

05/02/2024 0:33:36 ¶ ●

hm…

should i ever draw the moms or the bros with facial features

yes

no

other/looking

See Results

i did the eyes once

05/02/2024 0:58:05 ¶ ●

more dialogue for stuff

05/02/2024 3:27:22 ¶ ● ⬈

brokuma:

> They brought guns to the swordfight 🤯

05/02/2024 3:34:29 ¶ ●

this bro i drew is making me laugh i know he’s gonna get crunched a lil when i post it so

05/02/2024 3:54:58 ¶ ●

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hi i just wanna say the way you draw dave gives me life and it made me realize im a dave kinnie thank you for your service my guy

yea

05/02/2024 4:32:39 ¶ ●

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LUV ur dave + roxy art…theyre shrimpblings. bad pun but u get it

i dont in fact get it but shromplings has been stuck in my head for like an hour thanks

05/02/2024 8:13:27 ¶ ●

whats kinda funny 2 me is that all the arts ive posted here are just. scribbly doodlies.

i dont actually draw like this normally

05/02/2024 11:30:21 ¶ ●

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hi sweet-ominous anon is back to let you i am gnawing on your brogatory au. it tastes delicious. but goofing around aside, i really love the idea of all of the guardians being stuck in a purgatory with each other, its such an interesting idea. all of the interactions are like a feast for my eyes :3

also i gotta see dave and roxy interacting for the first time. imagine he accidentally calls them [her? idk cuz the prn thing you posted] mom.. i have a feeling he probably would

unfortunately they aren’t all in the same space. they have phones that work but only for other guardians. but who am i to deny what the people want. theyll figure out how to hack past my logistics one day im sure

[side note: you can use whatever pronouns you want for brogatory roxy/beta mom. characters will just be using she/her in ref to both mom and game roxy]

ALSO. unfortunately. i think alpha dave has a better filter than our resident lil guy

man was a big public figure n everything…. thats not to say he’s anywhere near rose or dirk’s filters or doesnt go on blutscapades, but i think he’d be able to catch that.

that doesn’t mean he’s totally chill when meeting his mom

05/02/2024 14:15:00 ¶ ●

why did i decide to hyperfixate on the older brothers for an au what is wrong with me i HATE drawing baseball caps FUCK

05/02/2024 15:25:31 ¶ ●

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the way you show dialogue/ppl talking over each other is p neat i just thought i'd point that out

thank u

i think is the best way to get accross the feeling of how people talking over each other … Feels.

and we’re all homestuck losers here so we’re used to weird text

05/02/2024 15:30:54 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

decayiing-miind:

> turnstechgodhead:

> > whats kinda funny 2 me is that all the arts ive posted here are just. scribbly doodlies.

> > i dont actually draw like this normally

> i wanna see the way u normally drawing them

> i need to see the scrunkles pls 🙏

consider it……… considered.

05/02/2024 16:24:06 ¶ ●

those bits in collide where dave has to cut off dirk’s head (and also breaks his stupid unbreakable katana) and then heir of grief lines up with dave’s teleporting are what my sexuality is

05/02/2024 16:29:49 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> those bits in collide where dave has to cut off dirk’s head (and also breaks his stupid unbreakable katana) and then heir of grief lines up with dave’s teleporting are what my sexuality is

idk im just really thinking about collide for whatever reason

im a huge music nerd (as in i like music but the technicals of it escape me. i just make whatever i feel like.) so heir of grief is better than sex

that + dirk in these frames does unspeakable things to me. idk

the artist did a really good job here and im just. oh my god.

05/02/2024 17:42:33 ¶ ●

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Hey Dave, how would you react to turning into a mermaid?

05/02/2024 19:12:35 ¶ ●

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(roxy icon anon reveled) thank u for permission bless u and ur art as a strilondepilledhead i live for ur designs and au. the way u write brodirk/b!dirk is amazeing i love a good sex puppet decsent into madness

thank u so much

im infinitely fascinated by looking at b!dirk as ……. a dirk.

06/02/2024 3:20:55 ¶ ●

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sweet-ominous anon back again to let u know i have spread the word of the brogatory au to the masses. they are going positively feral over it just like me 😈

once gain you are acting sweet and ominous how am i supposed to react to this

i love talking about my thoughts on them

can i see the ferality. can it be in my vicinity.

06/02/2024 4:20:38 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

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sweet-ominous anon back again to let u know i have spread the word of the brogatory au to the masses. they are going positively feral over it just like me 😈

0rphiichaze:

> turnstechgodhead:

> > once gain you are acting sweet and ominous how am i supposed to react to this

> > i love talking about my thoughts on them

> > can i see the ferality. can it be in my vicinity.

> Just need you to know I read fertility and not ferality when I saw Alpha Dave. I think my brain is trying to tell me something.

a!dave wouldve been a good mom send text

06/02/2024 7:02:44 ¶ ●

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Okay but like alpha Dave Rubin’s out exactly what bro did and orceeding to beat the shit out of him while bro is like yeah fair enough

And the cal happens

oh, no.

bro did not go down easy.

yall just saw the direct aftermath on a-dave’s side

also.

cal is not in purgatory.

we all know where cal is

06/02/2024 14:08:33 ¶ ●

thinking about hs^2 and about how dirk seems like he wants dave to kill him

i haven’t read all of it and god knows i cant read the epilogues without struggling (dirk is a very very wordy man and i zone out when i see him starting to narrate too hard i cant help it the words he says g over my head half the time anyway. )

but im just thinking abt how in hs dirk says that His bro got to live up to his full potential and show who he was to the world and prove himself as some kind of legendary/ heroic figure

is that what he wants from dave. some kind of fucked up twisted suicide method involving his brother getting to have what he (dirk) thinks he deserves (recognition, hero status)

dirk is so obsessed with his brother

06/02/2024 15:06:38 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> thinking about hs^2 and about how dirk seems like he wants dave to kill him

> i haven’t read all of it and god knows i cant read the epilogues without struggling (dirk is a very very wordy man and i zone out when i see him starting to narrate too hard i cant help it the words he says g over my head half the time anyway. )

> but im just thinking abt how in hs dirk says that His bro got to live up to his full potential and show who he was to the world and prove himself as some kind of legendary/ heroic figure

> is that what he wants from dave. some kind of fucked up twisted suicide method involving his brother getting to have what he (dirk) thinks he deserves (recognition, hero status)

> dirk is so obsessed with his brother

thinking about how its a desire that’s totally disregarding dave’s own desires

dave never wanted to see any more blood or do any more fighting

like he left it behind on that rooftop

dirk is so obsessed with his brother that his adoration and desire for him to have what seemed like some kind of ‘uninfluenced True/Ultimate Dave experience’ (read: his Bro) have made him forget that dave Does Not Want to hurt him/be a hero but dave has the mental strength to do certain things that need to be done even if he feels like he would rather die i think

davebot i think is dirk twisting it to a degree. a caricature of his Bro superimposed on his brother

idk i still dont understand exactly why dirk needed(he himself not story-wise) this kind of control over the narrative. or this kind of control over his brother. man couldve just gotten like. insane about fish or bugs or something and collect and maintain a bazillion of them and those wild ass terrariums and cope that way

06/02/2024 16:52:18 ¶ ●

on that note i noticed how dave seems to be like. the least insane/wildcarded in hs^2

Sure. Davebot. but in the grand scheme of things it still feels Detached from how everyone else is done via the Dirk Lens, or whatever the hell is going on in candy (it might be callie narrating that one?? i genuinely dont remember and im NOT gonna go look)

idk. he wanted his brother to be happy so he put him in a relationship with the guy he knows dave is at least a little bit into. he wants his brother to be the recognized, revered hero he knows (thinks) dave can be.

idk he just admires dave so much and it makes me want to chew gravel and then dissect dirk like a frog

06/02/2024 17:55:29 ¶ ●

god wait fuck please in that same vein oh my god imagine dave and roxy finally fighting dirk alongside whoever and fucking.

dirk accidentally kills them and its considered heroic on both and dirk is like

Oh fuck oh god oh fuck no

i dont know if he can bypass the laws of the gd world as the narrator and make it not heroic but

06/02/2024 20:13:23 ¶ ●

hmmm

you guys should send me homestuck characters to draw. i need practice

06/02/2024 20:39:52 ¶ ●

i LOVE that i asked for other homestuck charcters to draw and yall just sent me more strider variants its so fucking funny

06/02/2024 20:47:06 ¶ ●

speaking of strider variants,

is arquius a strider

yes

no

hes too good to be a strider

See Results

07/02/2024 1:48:58 ¶ ●

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I just got here but spare nepeta or davesprite art pls

nepeta 1

davesprite 1

07/02/2024 8:17:14 ¶ ●

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have you read house of dirk? i refuse to read hs^2 bc i dont like how all of the characters are written and treated by the narrative, but i do find the concept of dirks control over the narrative and his need for control really interesting. house of dirk satiates my desire to see dirk’s 4th wall breaking and understanding that he is in a story constructed by an outside force. its an illustrated fanfic on AO3 but WARNING it never finished and ended right as the overarching plot started to be revealed T_T i still think its worth the read you just gotta know ahead of time that its unfinished so you don’t get too disappointed

i have not

i tend to not read fics very much nowadays but maybe ill check it out…. though unfinished makes me. ache.

07/02/2024 8:38:48 ¶ ●

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you already draw my favs (the striders so erhmm) ACTUALLY HAL. Draw Hal and I’ll weep

i couldnt decide if i liked more androidy hal or more robot hal so have both head designs

also cursed android hal eyes

07/02/2024 8:59:22 ¶ ●

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If you ever feel like looking into a sort of everyone-lives au, I would absolutely recommend the crow strider au. The characterization is fun, and it is based on something the author has called an "absolved timeline" it is definitely a worthwhile read. It is currently finished technically and there is an epilogue in the works.

i actually checked that one out earlier today when i was looking at davesprites

i didnt finish it but it was. alright

i definitely enjoy ‘crow strider’ as a concept but i fell asleep drawing so i didn’t get super far

davesprite has actually always made me Vaguely Uncomfortable (he represents an irrational fear of mine basically. i don’t like time loops Or 'getting replaced by another version of yourself while you’re still around’[maybe davesprite is WHY i have that fear? i dont know. i was 12] because i already have identity and self esteem issues) so a whole au about him (while i really enjoy him getting his own identity it still is sooo fucked up davesprite needs to get a new one in the first place) is a little daunting for me