01/03/2024 15:58:25 ¶ ●

oh wow

accidentally ranked up the dad factor on bro for this answer on brogatory

02/03/2024 2:37:20 ¶ ●

b!roxy, trying her best to learn how to raise a kid for both of them because b!dirk is being insane and hostile lately: Ok so we dont put ANYTHIN other than milk n stuff in the bottles dirk

b!dirk, nokia wedged in his shoulder, about to put a mentos and eight melatonin in dave’s bottle full of soda: uh huh.

03/03/2024 1:31:18 ¶ ●

hrgrh mini stream soon i think

more bros to draw

03/03/2024 3:51:05 ¶ ●

tsgart - Picarto

SORRY AM LATE… hewo. join me.

03/03/2024 17:09:40 ¶ ●

##

I think if our Bro's met they would either fight to the death or your guy is being added to mines extended family

ur so right; unfortunately my bro’s instinct to seeing a version of himself is to go “fuck this guy” and try to stab him on sight

but if for whatever reason he was unable to- maybe a!dave in this scenario managed to just

he’s feral and rude and would need a LOT of resocializing to be anything like decent company for yours im sure

and a LOT of coaxing to realize that maybe. cal was Bad actually.

and even then its like

03/03/2024 21:55:14 ¶ ●

##

Bbnnuy.

I think they should be friends :3

ODIE HALBUNSONA…

wait me too

stribunsonas…

04/03/2024 6:29:36 ¶ ●

this effect on a!dave’s shades is going to disappear/change when i animate it for the brogatory blog but i love it in this state so

04/03/2024 14:37:20 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

##

Dear Mr Strider ,

Im very sorry to hear of your [nessasary] yet unfortunate death! And im sorry your struggling to adjust to the afterlife. Ive heard dream bubbles can be tricky, especially for the uninitiated.

If you happen to be taking questions, I have a few. Only if your up for them of course. I understand death is stressful.

I was wondering if you ever reached any aspects of the game while you were alive? The medium, your own potential powers? Or if you ever felt any special connection to time, like your Beta counterpart.

Speaking of which, have you ever met any other daves?

Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this?

Anyway I apologize for speaking so long, curiosity tends to get the better of me!

Best wishes,

ChthonianConversationalist

brogatory:

> brogatory:

> > Damn lemme try my best to answer these

> > [You should read the tags.]

> > Keep reading

> > Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this?
> > Anyway I apologize for speaking so long, curiosity tends to get the better of me!
> > Best wishes,
> > ChthonianConversationalist

> Hey its no problem; Again i dont mind yall being nosy lil shits

> My little pony huh

> Thats not something i e

> [Your heart stops.]

> [Alpha seems to be the word they use to describe you to differentiate you from your pre-Scratch iteration. And Dirk…]

> Alpha Dirk…

> Is that what you guys call my… my Dirk?

> The one I was preparing for

04/03/2024 20:57:54 ¶ ●

a!dave makes me feel shrimp emotions

06/03/2024 3:02:55 ¶ ●

##

i was thinkin about brogatory (as one does) & I remembered the earlier posts where Bro was in The Water™ for a while.

Then I recalled that part in pesterquest, during Dirk's route when he tells (candy)Dave that he fuckin hates water/the ocean (<- not exact words but something similar he's tired of it lol) and. I know they're not the same version of the guy but it made me see those posts in a different way for a moment💭 (the thought of 'what if'. some things carrying over the different versions of himself even if they experienced different lives?? idk)

oooo

< lad who has not played pq

i am sooo thinking about this. rotating this in my brain. (i thought dirk ating the ocean was just a hc [one that i had tbf but])

i cant decide if bro hates the ocean or likes it

06/03/2024 3:13:14 ¶ ●

might stream after my splatoon side order run i want to draw some answers 4 brogatory cause yall give me good shit

06/03/2024 3:17:53 ¶ ● ⬈

##

i was thinkin about brogatory (as one does) & I remembered the earlier posts where Bro was in The Water™ for a while.

Then I recalled that part in pesterquest, during Dirk's route when he tells (candy)Dave that he fuckin hates water/the ocean (<- not exact words but something similar he's tired of it lol) and. I know they're not the same version of the guy but it made me see those posts in a different way for a moment💭 (the thought of 'what if'. some things carrying over the different versions of himself even if they experienced different lives?? idk)

turnstechgodhead:

> oooo

> < lad who has not played pq

> i am sooo thinking about this. rotating this in my brain. (i thought dirk ating the ocean was just a hc [one that i had tbf but])

> i cant decide if bro hates the ocean or likes it

@purplefuzzball07

pondering this like the orb

06/03/2024 3:26:17 ¶ ● ⬈

##

give the baby a pizza (pepperoni)

badlydrawnbabydirk:

NOOO

brobot help him :(

06/03/2024 6:42:10 ¶ ●

##

tsg i have absorbed your artstyle. i drew my silly little strider sona and then i realized i had absorbed bits of your style. send help.

this is the cutest thing anyone couldve ever said to me

can i see it……..

06/03/2024 6:43:09 ¶ ●

< PERSN WHO FORGORED THEY HAVE ADHD AND THUS ROGUELIKES ARE DANGEROUS

I AM SO SORRY…… LONG STREAM TOMORROW

06/03/2024 10:40:02 ¶ ●

do you guys think that lime trolls could/do exist on earth c

06/03/2024 11:02:42 ¶ ●

i think in my canon that the hemosystem is no longer Very Important on earth. obv people are still weird about it bc individual experiences but theyve mingled with humans and carapacians for years and years; i think maybe their society is wildly different than what it was

random thoughts:

some trolls probably dont even have symbols i think

also some trolls adopting grubs is cute to me

hair dye is sooo common i think

and so are ‘mutants’/trolls born with difference from the norm

06/03/2024 17:28:11 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

##

tsg i have absorbed your artstyle. i drew my silly little strider sona and then i realized i had absorbed bits of your style. send help.

decayiing-miind:

> turnstechgodhead:

> > this is the cutest thing anyone couldve ever said to me

> > can i see it……..

> reveals myself

> i did this in class today and i might digitalize it at some point..

YAAAAAA!!!!!!!

06/03/2024 17:52:49 ¶ ●

tsgart - Picarto

family issues so to cool down im drawing my troll ocs; i’ll reblog when im actually drawing brogatory/strider stuff but for now come join me if you like

06/03/2024 21:47:38 ¶ ●

stream will resume in 3ish hoursafter i take a fuckin NAPPY NAP

07/03/2024 2:29:20 ¶ ●

finishing food then streaming again

07/03/2024 3:26:14 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> tsgart - Picarto

> family issues so to cool down im drawing my troll ocs; i’ll reblog when im actually drawing brogatory/strider stuff but for now come join me if you like

we are so fucking back

08/03/2024 19:26:46 ¶ ●

##

Explodes him my mind.

(plus hi fi rush au doodles cause. Heheheheh.)

Ignore how dull it is. My pencil killed itself. Yay!

AH!!!!!! AAAH!!!!

him…………………..

i love him,,, my beautiful man

+ chai dave………… jade peppermint i think

i love the first one of chaidave he’s very ??? augh.. oof… wait hold on…. prosthetic arm dave…… thinkin about tht for something else

also here

10/03/2024 3:03:00 ¶ ●

##

???

10/03/2024 3:08:11 ¶ ●

who remembers shimejis

10/03/2024 3:47:40 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> who remembers shimejis

10/03/2024 9:20:23 ¶ ●

where doin this man

where makin this hapen

10/03/2024 12:11:08 ¶ ●

10/03/2024 15:48:58 ¶ ●

i have to open them over and over again to make sure they’re working right and this is my entire life rn

as i was posting this bro multiplied like 4 times and are now surrounding dave

they’re actively chasing him to sit next to him

10/03/2024 15:55:01 ¶ ● ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> i have to open them over and over again to make sure they’re working right and this is my entire life rn

> as i was posting this bro multiplied like 4 times and are now surrounding dave

> they’re actively chasing him to sit next to him

report: ive officially lost dave in the sea of bros

10/03/2024 21:14:23 ¶ ●

##

i just wanna say i love this little community. its just like ten random people hyperfixated on ur silly art. its perfect.

its rly sweet and im very flattered

which is why m making the shimeji atm

i want to give yall somethin soo. a lil toy of my boys

10/03/2024 23:00:57 ¶ ●

oh i meant to post this earlier

we made randomized fantrolls on stream the other day

i don’t have names for them or anything- i made them with yall basically soooo if you wanna use em/name em go ahead. if i develop em more yall are still welcome to do what you want w the base shit

just send the stuff my way cause i wanna see it lmao

11/03/2024 2:43:38 ¶ ●

##

frothing like an animal with rabies. The withdrawals r kicking in (four days without tsg stream) /silly /lh /j /whatevertonetagsineedtomakeitclearthatthisisallingoodfunsoyoudonthatemelol

ahsjdhks? wait yall look FORWARD to my streams,

11/03/2024 2:44:19 ¶ ●

##

I like scrungling ur boys in my hands. They are just v fun. Thats all lmao.

idk why but the way that ‘scrungling’ them sounds in my brain is Hmm.

but im glad :)

11/03/2024 4:00:16 ¶ ●

tsgart - Picarto

my obs got fucked so my stream layout is totally different but

stream for a lil bit; i was already thinking about streaming today tbh

im drawing brogatory stuff

+ yall get to see a preview of the shims bc theyre half-done so im having them hang out on stream

12/03/2024 3:29:05 ¶ ●

##

RAGHH im finally catching up on the au and i just noticed they have reverse capitalization rules when they talk from the kids vers we see in canon .. biting and gnawing ur mind

yesss

p common i think but its bsed off of

which actually…….. i wanna talk abt in another post hold on

12/03/2024 3:52:38 ¶ ●

im kind of obsessed with the fact that bro seemed to genuinely enjoy/read dave’s webcomic

+ having multiple tabs open to the sbahj website

i dont remember if it was saidthat it was ironic or something but based off of the fact that scratch dirk thinks that its genuinely funny i think bro genuinely enjoyed it

or in some fucked up way he thought maybe this is the only way i can show that i care at least a little bit considering that affection is off limits

like; youre dave youre 13 your brother is an enigmatic master of irony and your super cool older brother that never showed any fucking emotion whatsoever referenced your silly webcomic

you are 1, embarrassed as hell, 2, desperately using this as a way to tell yourself that he cares about you because obviously he does, why else would he read and reference your comic ?? he’s sooo cool

12/03/2024 5:21:27 ¶ ●

i mentioned on stream tht i would make a shimeji-ee tutorial + how to revive old shimejis this way

so here

FIRST off red text is for things that im just showing you for clarity

it’s not complicated, this is just long so i can get all the explaining out of my brain- feel free to ignore red text

anyway; go here and download this

Kilkakon.com - Shimeji-ee Desktop Pet

got that? extracted it? great

it should look like this

> [folder] conf
> [folder] img
> [folder] lib
> [text doc] licence [sic]
> [text doc] readme
> [jar file] shimeji-ee

## what you’re going to do depends on the kind of shimeji you downloaded

if its designed specifically for this version (ie: mine, which, hello to the future bc they arent out yet as of writing this)

then you SHOULD just have a file tht looks like this

> [folder] a!dave

and on the inside looks like this

> [folder] conf
> [14 pngs of post-scratch dave; though there will/should be more than this in the folder (i have blacked out some unused anims)]

## if the folder called conf isn’t inside this folder [a!dave], then read the next section about other shimeji

> [xml] actions
> [xml] behaviors

the inside of the conf folder should look like this

what you’re gonna do is get the character folder [a!dave]

and drag/move it into the IMG folder of shimeji-ee

> [folder] conf
> [folder] img
> [folder] lib
> [text doc] licence [sic]
> [text doc] readme
> [jar file] shimeji-ee

it should look kind of like this inside the [img] folder

> [folder] a!dave
> [folder] shimeji
> [folder] unused
> [png] icon

it should just work as is, but if it isn’t, undo this back to the first step/the way things were when you downloaded it, and follow the steps below (if the shimeji you want isn’t showing up and only the white oval guy is, just hang tight/scroll to the bottom.)

## if the shimeji is old/different/for the browser version/whatever

now, for older shimeji/other shimeji, i’ll use davechick as an example. the shimeji is 11-ish years old, and only is in japanese. this shimeji is from askdavechick (an old hs blog thas not active anymore)

so he is downloaded as a RAR file

this isn’t a problem, go get 7zip if you dont already have a way of extracting .rar files.

right click on it duh

> just do that
> [dropdown menu]
> [open]
> [7-zip] >
> [open archive] [open archive] [extract files…] [extract here] [extract to “rar-file name"]

any of the extract options will do

extract

go into that new folder

> [folder] Shimeji_davechick

this looks a little different

> [folder] conf
> [folder] img
> [folder] lib
> [application] shimeji
> [jar file] shimeji
> [text doc] ライセンス

its fine. just ignore literally everything except for the first two folders, [conf] and [img]

inside the img folder it should look like this

> [png] icon
> [35 pngs of davechick from askdavechick. though there will/should be more than this in the folder]

(the conf is missing, which is not what we want. if theres a conf in there, then cool. just install it like the previous section.)

go back here

> [folder] conf
> [folder] img
> [folder] lib
> [application] shimeji
> [jar file] shimeji
> [text doc] ライセンス

youre gonna take the conf folder as is- no fucking with it or taking anything out, and drag it into the [img] folder right below it

now the img folder inside looks like this

> [folder] conf
> [png] icon
> [16 pngs of davechick]

great, awesome. back out

now you have to rename the img folder

you can name it whatever i guess but its probably easier if you name it the character

> [folder] img [RE-NAME] -> [folder] davesprite
> [folder] lib
> [app] shimeji
> [jar file] shimeji
> [text doc] ライセンス

when you have that, take the newly named [davesprite] folder, copy it or cut it or drag it

then you go back to shimeji-ee like the first section

and paste it into [img]

then it should work

## if the shimeji you want isnt showing up and only the lil oval guy is

no problem, go down to your taskbar.

right click on [shimeji-ee]

cool dropdown menu- this is all pretty useful and i recommend checking out the settings and allowed behaviours if your computer sucks/ you dont want them to yeet your windows

but we want

[choose shimeji]

it’ll open up this

select your guys

congrats they should be working

feel free to message me if you have questions about installing- i found these out through trial + error so i can trial and error porting over some browser shims i guess

12/03/2024 7:11:14 ¶ ●

as i finish up the shimejis im getting worse ideas

13/03/2024 2:12:04 ¶ ● ⬈

brogatory:

> ((hey guys, quick note, if you interact (reply, directly reblog, like, follow) this blog and you’re under 17, listed anywhere on your blog, you WILL be blocked

> this shows me you didn’t read the rules/warnings and/or do not respect my boundaries

> the webcomic itself is for mature audiences. i could not care less if you read the webcomic and you’re under 18. that’s not my business.

> what is my business is who interacts with me on this blog.

> ## i know its tempting. i dont care if you read my blog. well, i do. but i know you’ll do it anyway. you’re a kid. but i don’t want to know about it.

> your local moderator is 22, and i dont want to stress out over what i post here like i do on my main (turnstechgodhead)

> i will be going through and pruning the followers for people who broke this boundary of mine.

> if this keeps happening i’ll probably password protect the blog, or move it off of tumblr. ))

13/03/2024 3:17:24 ¶ ●

might do a diffrent type of stream

shimeji process stream

have some bugs and stuff to edit out of the shimejis/some frames to work on for them

ust a normal screen recording so you cn see the process; ill probably be pretty non-reactive to chat because of the coding

if ppl would be cool w that lmk (like the post)

13/03/2024 6:43:46 ¶ ●

##

thank you for posting the 17+ reminder, and does it also apply to this blog?

no it does not at the moment

im fine w ppl under 17 hanging out around on this blog

13/03/2024 7:53:35 ¶ ●

does anyone have that gif of jane shaking dirk

13/03/2024 8:23:18 ¶ ●

might have to buy the entire hs soundtrack. idk.

13/03/2024 10:05:25 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

calware:

> fascinated by these blogs that all just showed up very recently Where are they coming from

he’s breached containment

he’s on tumblr now

13/03/2024 10:21:58 ¶ ●

finally made that discord server yall were asking about

idk how to go about making sure it doesnt get flooded asap

13/03/2024 11:28:09 ¶ ●

Le sign… speaking of the server,

dirk is encouraging me to be more firm on my own thoughts for my comfort

i’ve seen ppl talk about it in stream a lil which im always like I Don’t Care when it pops up but i’ve had Enough and i want to talk about the topic bc it’s itching at my brain follicles.

since we’re pretty strider-oriented, this had to happen at some point: strider cest/strilonde cest/in cest wont be allowed in the main server. if other people don’t care, i might make a separate server.

> -“hey why is that ^ something you would allow? pretty insane.” / “are you a pro shipper then??”

# no

> “so you’re an anti?”

# also no

i dislike this argument as a whole bc i don’t ‘get it’ i guess because im audhd. neither side is fully correct nor fully wrong.

“fiction affects reality.” and “fiction is not reality.” are two different thought processes that can and should coexist in the same space.

> look. fiction can affect reality, but it IS also possible to separate from it. you can para or whatever responsibly. tag it. try to make sure people who don’t want to see it don’t have to see it. and if minors are getting sent your shit, make sure its clear that this should NOT be happening in reality.
> if you’re a child, keep that shit blocked. it’s NOT for you and you should not be actively consuming it. (please listen to this advice bc i grew up on the internet barely supervised, from a very unhealthily early age [7-8] and then developed into a fucked up hypersexual.)
> (seeing something fucked up and being like AUGH my eyes! is normal because that just. happens. thats life. you deal with it afterwards in some way. talking to someone you trust etc. you do not go back for more i am begging.)
> (if someone is showing you these things on purpose then please read this website all the way through for me ok?)

> you should not be looking at an adult exploring/enjoying fucked up shit

> videogames are not going to make you or me more violent by having violence, gore, and murder in them.
> but videogames DO make some people violent. those people should not have access to these things. but we (you and i) cannot control that beyond making sure content is labelled and set aside.
> i like playing games where i assassinate people. i am not an assassin. someone could play the same game and get terrible ideas they act on. this is not my fault for playing the game.

> and, if you’re an adult who likes fucked up shit (me too) tag your shit or have it listed somewhere on your about that it’s something you post about frequently there. and maybe reiterate that it’s not real. its just toys. and should never be followed irl.
> yeah, it fuckin sucks that we gotta do this shit, but kids are unfortunately on the internet, with the inability to differentiate grey from black and white. your shit might be the first exposure. which sucks!!
> so it’s our responsibility to try and mitigate harm on both sides unfortunately until we can convince parents to start parenting their children again. which sucks. i just wanna post shit in peace but the buzzing around from very loud teenagers makes me anxious. i get it.

> it fucking sucks!!! but we can’t control other people, especially if theyre malicious

> but you control what YOU see on the internet. block anyone. (i blocked someone back in the day for disliking johndave. be free.)
> and help people do that (control what they see) by making it very clear.
> you aren’t evil for not wanting to see it, and other people aren’t evil for enjoying fucked up content.

also some of yall on BOTH SIDES do some truly vile shit in the name of this argument when your energy could be spent elsewhere doing shit you like or even doing things that are actually. Helpful.

so i don’t like either label i dont want to be associated with either of the sides but if you want to call me one or the other then . Whatever i guess? thats your business, not mine.
just know you are not a failure or a freak for not constantly reinforcing and reassuring everyone that you think adults doing their own thing in fictional spaces with little toy dolls (that theyve been doing since the 70s-80s) is gross. you can just think that like. in general and look away because the dolls are dolls.
but don’t go posting doll horn-knees untagged. that’s rude as fuck.

13/03/2024 16:26:05 ¶ ●

Join the turnstechgodhead [TSG] began pestering you! Discord Server!

discord server to hang out in

invite expires after 50 uses because 25 was too small but 100 is way too much

rules to follow here-

> -you HAVE to be 16+ to be here.
> -make an ⁠intro
> -be kind. no slurs or anything (queer is not a slur and d ke and f ggot are allowed but keep it to a minimum for the sake of other people.)
> -assume things are in good faith
> if you feel like things are not in good faith, DM me either on discord or on tumblr/send an ask and ill do my best to take care of it
> -because this is fanstuff, there will be no shipbashing/shiphate. if you dont like a ship someone posts, don’t say anything. it’s not your business.
> ship discussion is allowed ie: asking why someone ships something, disagreeing with them, and remaining civil about it.
> -always source art if you post it. don’t have the source? Do Not Post It. (memes with official sprites are more lenient)
> -no discourse. no politics talk. i will not be making a vent channel.
> -on that note: We Don’t Accept Stridercest/incest/generally “‘problematique”’ ships in this server and absolutely we do not accept bashing of it either. i think it’s a stupid argument for multiple reasons. my thoughts on that are here

13/03/2024 19:29:43 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

turnstechgodhead:

> Join the turnstechgodhead [TSG] began pestering you! Discord Server!

> discord server to hang out in

> invite expires after 50 uses because 25 was too small but 100 is way too much

> rules to follow here-

> > -you HAVE to be 16+ to be here.
> > -make an ⁠intro
> > -be kind. no slurs or anything (queer is not a slur and d ke and f ggot are allowed but keep it to a minimum for the sake of other people.)
> > -assume things are in good faith
> > if you feel like things are not in good faith, DM me either on discord or on tumblr/send an ask and ill do my best to take care of it
> > -because this is fanstuff, there will be no shipbashing/shiphate. if you dont like a ship someone posts, don’t say anything. it’s not your business.
> > ship discussion is allowed ie: asking why someone ships something, disagreeing with them, and remaining civil about it.
> > -always source art if you post it. don’t have the source? Do Not Post It. (memes with official sprites are more lenient)
> > -no discourse. no politics talk. i will not be making a vent channel.
> > -on that note: We Don’t Accept Stridercest/incest/generally “‘problematique”’ ships in this server and absolutely we do not accept bashing of it either. i think it’s a stupid argument for multiple reasons. my thoughts on that are here

just as a note, yall don’t have to talk if you join! just send in an intro. you can totally lurk, thts fine

i post some stuff there i wont post on the blog so you should join if you want to

13/03/2024 21:36:35 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

f1uff3rnutt3r:

> turnstechgodhead:

> > calware:

> > > fascinated by these blogs that all just showed up very recently Where are they coming from

> > he’s breached containment

> > he’s on tumblr now

> [PUPPET NAME] Is like, the coolest ever around 💯 you feel me?

> 🔥🔥🔥1F Y0U L1K3 WH4T Y0U S33 TH3N SUBSCR1B3 T0 PLUSHRUMPS.COM F0R M0R3 V3LV3TTY PLUSH 4SS!!!!!🔥🔥🔥

> ## W3 W4NT Y0U 🫵 (Y34H Y0U BR0SK1💯💯💯) T0 G3T 1N 0N 4LL TH1S QU1V3R1NG PUPP3T 4SS!!!!!!!!!!😍❤️🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

IT KEEPS HAPPENING