youve unlocked my karkat design(s) because i need to talk about him or ill. die
“why did you say designs plural” because im in the camp of ‘trolls having a second puberty/growth stage when theyre adults’
when a troll is like . in their early mid twenties (23-25) they go through another molt like when they were babies and get Bigger and more bug like and start to reflect their blood colour in their skin and eyes and the insides of their mouths. also exoskeleton becomes more prominent.
for size comparison, here’s dave, whos around 5'10
youve unlocked my karkat design(s) because i need to talk about him or ill. die
“why did you say designs plural” because im in the camp of ‘trolls having a second puberty/growth stage when theyre adults’
when a troll is like . in their early mid twenties (23-25) they go through another molt like when they were babies and get Bigger and more bug like and start to reflect their blood colour in their skin and eyes and the insides of their mouths. also exoskeleton becomes more prominent.
for size comparison, here’s dave, whos around 5'10
seperate version of that dave in my last post for those of you with shit eyes like me/ for reasons of this is all im gonna give yall in regards to proper art
and a!dave died a long time before the medium happened for jane or jake or roxy or dirk.
this goes for all of the guardians
mothers lalonde are in the same building, with b!roxy having been in purgatory for a long time and a!rose appeared around the same time as a!dave did with b!dirk.
grandma english and grandpa harley are in the same place but i dont think theyve met each other yet despite the both of them being in the same purgatory. they’re both reclusive exploratory weirdos. i think the closest they’ve gotten is that grandpa harley once found one of grandma’s campsites and he was legitimately like “what the actual shit. i was just over here last week and i did not make this.” [<-pretend this is in jakespeak with his gadzooks and whatnot]
and…. actually? nannasprite. there are two nannasprites in homestuck by the end tbh. so its just poppop and beta!dad! awkward times are had! but then it becomes nice :)
it’d be neat to have nanna in purgatory with them but the HS narrative is hogging all the nannas.
but honestly im about having fun ngl. so like…. idk. maybe a!dave meets beforus-kat through Shenanigans.
pls draw sis strider.. pls i need to see her in your style. especially with how yummy your design for bro is.. i gotta see her 🙏 i love her /p
also maybe gamzee if ur feeling silly like that. love the clown man too
i dont really like doing cisbends but just for you bc you asked nicely + i do like a fucked up women
im also assuming you meant beta sis but theres some alpha sis in there too.
because i. Hrmg. . business womin Boob.
i feel like if dave was a woman (and wasn’t dealing with beta sis raising her) she’d really lean into being a badass bombshell bitch (but ultimately be the same. still directs sbahj)
meanwhile woman dirk is like . The exact same. sis dirk even buys the same fucking shirts. they dont fit as well bc of the boob.
but it’d give dirk some issues post-scratch i think. she’d be trying to style herself after her Sis but that’s just. too much. her hair isn’t the same texture as her Sis’
Hmmm… i do want to draw gamzee though… he is kinda interesting but this clearly turned into another striders post. sorry. maybe later.
i Honestly am seriously thinking dirk would still just be named dirk. But. idk. dior is an option. dess? desa?
i think dave would be dana. i like the idea of cismale!rose calling her danielle (when her name is just dana, like david-dave)
also just in case, for everyone else: PLEASE dont ask me to draw any cisbend/genderbend characters aside from the striders and maybe the lalondes. im not a huge fan of it
hey guys welcome back to my blog this bro panel still wont come out right so now we’re going to hunt the man for sport remember to like comment subscribe for More Bro Strider Attacking
she’s the matriarch and she will end up being that for a long time
adult-molt kanaya’s hands are inteded to invoke the beldam from coraline’s. i love the tink-tink/precise nature of them
kanaya in general im kind of pulling ‘white diamond’ from su as well. designwise, not personality wise, obviously.
her cape/veil is reminiscent of WD and also Dolorosa
her tail is pretty long compared to other trolls bc its More prehensile than others. (karkat could for instance grab onto something with his tail. he can move it mostly subconsciously)
kanaya’s is completely prehensile. biological use for carrying/dealing with grubs
ok fine i wasted your time enough heres what yall want
i think ive forgotten to mention this entire time that my normal stri/londes art Does Not follow the canon credits. i guess i have my own post-hs au. tsgverse. idk.
they dont rule over kingdoms or anything like that. slice of life? something…
man i totally feel you about having a hard time rambling about stuff where people will see, personally i try to remember that there's always somebody out there who cares about any given thing. i love seeing other people's rambles, like yes bro!! share your thoughts on this thing and let me be interested about how it differs from my and others' interpretations!! i'm like the ''haha yes!'' sickos image but for the infinite variation of the human experience. anyway this got away from me a bit but the point is follow your dreams. (also, complete non sequiter but i'm so charmed by how you drew dirk hiding behind dave in that last ask. cute)
genuinely this makes me feel so much better ty
the infinite variation of the human experience. Hrgh.
need to remember that
(also ty im glad. im normal about htem [<-lying] and i think dirk is allowed to be. shy.)
let me explain at LEAST a little bit, (though it looks like you all understand exactly what im talking about lmfao)
i think if he’s left unchecked he wont be like. a murder guy or something. but he turns into ult dirk or. Well. Yknow. Bro. (though bro’s DEFINITELY killed someone on earth. like cmon.)
that Aside. thoughts im manifesting in my general post-hs au vvv
i just think that the guy’s Very Intense
like i think he’s probably almost stalkery about his siblings/family/whatever the strilondes are.
dude is overbearing as hell but he’s like. Chill about it. somehow ?
and in the strilondes being . weirdos i dont think any of them care for the most part except for dave which dirk can NEVER ever let him know or he’ll have to kill himself again (<-dirk’s anxiety. dave would be Unsettled until he knew how and why dirk was doing it[would probably have to ask roxy because god knows dirk would. Avoid that conversation if dave ever found out.])
idk just stuff like this is common:
TT: Hey, so. TT: Father. TT: You left your lights on. TT: In the upstairs bathroom. TT: Why am I not surprised you’re telling me this? TT: You shouldn’t waste power, Rose. Your poor bills. TT: Keep New Earth pollution free, yo. TT: Why don’t you just go in and turn it off for me if you’re so inclined to monitor my energy usage. TT: Now why would I do that when this is a perfect learning opportunity for my dear daughter? TT: Sure, but I just left to visit Roxy. TT: Are you suggesting I make them wait? TT: For our wonderful, wizard fiction filled mother-daughter time? TT: That I have every week with them? TT: No of course not. TT: Besides, I know you know every single weakness in my home’s defenses. TT: The one time I left you alone with Kanaya during that party you just started telling her every single thing wrong with our home security, and she had no idea how you knew any of that, so I had to tell her that you’re very… protective. TT: Thus you know exactly where the extra key is. TT: Not that you need it. TT: … TT: I didn’t even raise you and yet. TT: Sometimes you are infuriatingly like looking in a short, purple, emo mirror. TT: Go turn off my lights. TT: You’re wasting my power, and hiking up my energy bills.
d. Did cal just call him his sweet little prince. LMAO
it’d be more accurate to say that bro’s infatuation ((read:deeply unhealthy dependency and obsession mistaken for genuine romantic feelings for a fucking puppet)) for cal haunting his dreams.
i dislike the idea of leaving any of you guys out because i know how that sucks but at the same time i am. 22. i am an entire adult.
please don’t look up to me or consider me cool. am just a depressed multi-disabled guy who unfortunately got to model 75% of personality off of TG (both ones).
and please understand that if i don’t reply/interact with you/answer your asks it’s because of like one of five things:
i’m either unsure of if your a minor (and if i need to watch how i talk) or you are younger than the webcomic itself (15)
i’m having an autism moment where i dont have a clue how to respond
went a lil bit into scene/goth stuff (when i was a kid in 2009 i wanted to be scene soooo bad but i was 8 lol)
based off of this post by weirdmageddon + some tags by basilpaste
anyway i need you to understand that rose raised by bro would be 100x worse
dave constantly blocks and unblocks her when she’s harrassing him. theyre best friends. dave fucking hates her. he’s attached to her. rose wants to break him. do you see my vision
