Whenever my birthday arrives u bet ur ass that I will crawl from my cocoon to slam the follow bottom on the brogatory blog and then everything will be right in the world. I’ll see you soon solider. Keep slaying and take care of Urself bro. 🫡
im so sorry u cant interact w the funny guys atm … youre a real one
Just ditch it, throw the hat into the ether and pretend it doesn't exist. I run a Bro Strider blog and I RARELY draw that asshole with his hat, free yourself of the burden. I am grabbing his hat and rapidly flying off
god . so true
i guess i just have to make him look 110% unhinged every time i draw him to differentiate him from dirk,
bro made his own hal but he was contained to the smuppet site and bro was smart/experienced enough to make sure he was unable to leave
but he knew this reflection of himself was aware and made hardcode to make sure he’s unable to leave his stupid sex site because he wanted to see what would happen if he left him there alone with much less sophisticated bots
bro made his own hal but he was contained to the smuppet site and bro was smart/experienced enough to make sure he was unable to leave
but he knew this reflection of himself was aware and made hardcode to make sure he’s unable to leave his stupid sex site because he wanted to see what would happen if he left him there alone with much less sophisticated bots
I am looking with big curious eyes, please tell us about your beta!Hal
i have literally jut made him up within the last fucking ten minutes but like hear me out
with how fucked up bro is from direct lil cal influence for his entire life (RANCID vibes) i am thinking about a younger bro/beta!dirk convincing mom/beta!roxy to let him use some of her crazy science shit for whatever reason in like the 90s or whatever and beta!hal is still a ghost imprint
just like this branch-off of 14-15 year old bro is contained entirely within bro’s stupid website
who is dirk when he *was* influenced for 15 years by satan but then is suddenly just completely clean and has sudden unlimited (looking) access to the internet (you KNOW bro is feeding him shit and he can SOMETIMES look at other websites but he’s not allowed to interact or turn off the stupid puppet site in his mind. just the most convoluted shit bro can come up with to fuck with this AI. or maybe whatever he views is through some shitty filter)
slightly less fucked up at first (a Child) but quickly deteriorating by the internet poison and the constant puppet shittery and then atp of the start of homestuck i genuinely think hal is plotting to fucking kill him but the meteors get hal first (rip)
i dont think hal really cares about having a body in general asid from needing that sweet autonomy but beta!hal is literally fantasizing and posting his active torturous fantasies about bro on on the smuppet site in hidden alcoves like a shitty arg and also just publiclly in the chat where he lives. all caps. rapidly all the time talking about how he wants to be the first murderous ai and feel bro’s flesh between his teeth because even if he’s not built with a nervous system hal’d feel it through pure catharsis
I’m listening so hard btw, fucking COOKKKKKK. I love anything with Hal. My favorite little freak. I need him in my car as my gps. I want him to insult me when I take a wrong turn. I think he’d have fun.
i feel like hal would take you to an entirely different place if he was ur gps
I’m listening so hard btw, fucking COOKKKKKK. I love anything with Hal. My favorite little freak. I need him in my car as my gps. I want him to insult me when I take a wrong turn. I think he’d have fun.
i am FASCINATED with this beta!hal concept. i know normal hal didn't survive but i can't help but imagine him attempting contact for smug ai reasons and immediately having his own ''put me back in jail i'm scared'' moment
didnt norm-hal just become arquius ?? or am i wrong (did aq die. please say no)
but good GOD the idea of hal meeting beta!hal like thinkign about it like
This fuckin’ loser was built on Windows XP. I have got to see how infinitely better I am than him at AI. I bet he’s not even a real AI.
and actually meeting him and going
Hmmm. You know what, actually?
and then jut immediately pinging dirk over and over and over again like HELP HELP HELP
i am FASCINATED with this beta!hal concept. i know normal hal didn't survive but i can't help but imagine him attempting contact for smug ai reasons and immediately having his own ''put me back in jail i'm scared'' moment
Anonymous asked: how does one get out of the ocean into an apartment, anyhow? climbing the girders gecko-style? leaping from water to air like some kind of majestic dolphin?
i wanted to get out of that pastel nightmare so i just left my glove there.
it wont go anywhere.
the real answer to the glove question is that i fucking forgored it
Why would beta!Hal be trying to kill Dirk? Is it that he doesn't recognize him as a different version of Bro and wants revenge, or that he does or thinks he's gone soft so Dave needs a mentor that will actually toughen him up?
i think its the latter combined with the fact that he *is* a different version of bro
like i dont think betHal would be as hellbent on killing dirk as he would be on killing bro
he knows he’s not but at the same time, he kind of is, and he looks just a lil bit like him too. it’d be fun to kill every version of that asshole that exists (including himself? maybe. he hasnt decided on that one yet)
he DOES recognize him as Not being bro but having a vendetta against mr strider is far more fun than just leaving dirk to his own devices. plus his baby bro needs to be strong, even if the game’s done with (though i imagine hal wouldnt be as harsh. please imagine hal throwing bundled up socks and shirts at him or hitting him with a stick)
beta hal showing up in a robot body- not like android or humanish like hals in general but sharp and blocky
so. dave is the only person hal is kinda cool with. hal = a branch of bro from age like. 14-16 so he Knew he was going to have a brother but at that point the Violence wasn’t a thing. not that much anyway (edit: violence isnt the right word- the apathy/detachment isnt a thing at that point)
like bhal likes to pat him on the head very awkwardly like bro would when dave was lil but he does it all the time (not on purpose/not trying to Be bro. but he just does it)
im kinda thinkin like. he’s a lil bit like fanon bro in that he’s nice 2 dave even if he’s a weirdo but he’s also like . unhinged and feral and keeps stabbing dirk in his sleep
so eventually dirk fights him n wins and puts him in a tiny lil seb/liv tyler body thanks and hal is SO MAD
dave thinks its so fucking funny and convinces hal to cool down about it bc hes funny like this and more people will like him like this bc hes cute n little
hal is like…….sound reasoning. very well but i want to be taller. so dave has to gently nudge dirk into making b!hal taller and dirk is grumpy about it. but he does it cos i dont think dirk in any universe can deny dave smth if he asks nice enough (aside from Bro but handwaves.)
back then when my main was HS-themed i had him on my blog a-la pagedoll and i remember everyone was obsessed with him bc i think it happened during one of the ga-pauses (were still not used to AH not updating all the gd time)
legitimately would kiss him
idk what it is about this particular version of this bird but he’s enchanting. Bewitching
DIRK: The “about” page at the top of the blog gives some insight into this, but I’m happy to spell it out if it means I get to clown on the fucker holding MY chains.
DIRK: This timeline is not the Homestuck Epilogues.
DIRK: It’s a sort of “fix-it: character assassination addition” of them, birthed into existence by some self-entitled “kinnie” who decided Canon wasn’t good enough for him.
DIRK: You heard it here. I’m the product of the millionth fucking “I could do better” Epilogues ego-rewrite, but that aside?
DIRK: Cosplay didn’t fit my personal villain motif. That weeaboo dipshit decided to half-ass his Ultimate Tier robes when he had the say in what they looked like, that was his choice. (Which, he ended up looking like a gigantic fucking tool. He didn’t even commit to the cosplay, either. A real man would have gone shirtless.)
DIRK: I’m, however, not him.
DIRK: And unlike LORD ENGLISH wannabe over there in the neighbor timeline, I at least have the decency to hide the fact that I’m a massive dweeb under layers of ironic symbolism.
