b!roxy, trying her best to learn how to raise a kid for both of them because b!dirk is being insane and hostile lately: Ok so we dont put ANYTHIN other than milk n stuff in the bottles dirk
b!dirk, nokia wedged in his shoulder, about to put a mentos and eight melatonin in dave’s bottle full of soda: uh huh.
Im very sorry to hear of your [nessasary] yet unfortunate death! And im sorry your struggling to adjust to the afterlife. Ive heard dream bubbles can be tricky, especially for the uninitiated.
If you happen to be taking questions, I have a few. Only if your up for them of course. I understand death is stressful.
I was wondering if you ever reached any aspects of the game while you were alive? The medium, your own potential powers? Or if you ever felt any special connection to time, like your Beta counterpart.
Speaking of which, have you ever met any other daves?
Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this?
Anyway I apologize for speaking so long, curiosity tends to get the better of me!
Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this? Anyway I apologize for speaking so long, curiosity tends to get the better of me! Best wishes, ChthonianConversationalist
Hey its no problem; Again i dont mind yall being nosy lil shits
My little pony huh
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[Your heart stops.]
[Alpha seems to be the word they use to describe you to differentiate you from your pre-Scratch iteration. And Dirk…]
i was thinkin about brogatory (as one does) & I remembered the earlier posts where Bro was in The Water™ for a while.
Then I recalled that part in pesterquest, during Dirk's route when he tells (candy)Dave that he fuckin hates water/the ocean (<- not exact words but something similar he's tired of it lol) and. I know they're not the same version of the guy but it made me see those posts in a different way for a moment💭 (the thought of 'what if'. some things carrying over the different versions of himself even if they experienced different lives?? idk)
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< lad who has not played pq
i am sooo thinking about this. rotating this in my brain. (i thought dirk ating the ocean was just a hc [one that i had tbf but])
i was thinkin about brogatory (as one does) & I remembered the earlier posts where Bro was in The Water™ for a while.
Then I recalled that part in pesterquest, during Dirk's route when he tells (candy)Dave that he fuckin hates water/the ocean (<- not exact words but something similar he's tired of it lol) and. I know they're not the same version of the guy but it made me see those posts in a different way for a moment💭 (the thought of 'what if'. some things carrying over the different versions of himself even if they experienced different lives?? idk)
i think in my canon that the hemosystem is no longer Very Important on earth. obv people are still weird about it bc individual experiences but theyve mingled with humans and carapacians for years and years; i think maybe their society is wildly different than what it was
random thoughts:
some trolls probably dont even have symbols i think
also some trolls adopting grubs is cute to me
hair dye is sooo common i think
and so are ‘mutants’/trolls born with difference from the norm
family issues so to cool down im drawing my troll ocs; i’ll reblog when im actually drawing brogatory/strider stuff but for now come join me if you like
family issues so to cool down im drawing my troll ocs; i’ll reblog when im actually drawing brogatory/strider stuff but for now come join me if you like
we made randomized fantrolls on stream the other day
i don’t have names for them or anything- i made them with yall basically soooo if you wanna use em/name em go ahead. if i develop em more yall are still welcome to do what you want w the base shit
just send the stuff my way cause i wanna see it lmao
frothing like an animal with rabies. The withdrawals r kicking in (four days without tsg stream) /silly /lh /j /whatevertonetagsineedtomakeitclearthatthisisallingoodfunsoyoudonthatemelol
RAGHH im finally catching up on the au and i just noticed they have reverse capitalization rules when they talk from the kids vers we see in canon .. biting and gnawing ur mind
yesss
p common i think but its bsed off of
which actually…….. i wanna talk abt in another post hold on
im kind of obsessed with the fact that bro seemed to genuinely enjoy/read dave’s webcomic
+ having multiple tabs open to the sbahj website
i dont remember if it was saidthat it was ironic or something but based off of the fact that scratch dirk thinks that its genuinely funny i think bro genuinely enjoyed it
or in some fucked up way he thought maybe this is the only way i can show that i care at least a little bit considering thataffection is off limits
like; youre dave youre 13 your brother is an enigmatic master of irony and your super cool older brother that never showed any fucking emotion whatsoever referenced your silly webcomic
you are 1, embarrassed as hell, 2, desperately using this as a way to tell yourself that he cares about you because obviously he does, why else would he read and reference your comic ?? he’s sooo cool
it should just work as is, but if it isn’t, undo this back to the first step/the way things were when you downloaded it, and follow the steps below (if the shimeji you want isn’t showing up and only the white oval guy is, just hang tight/scroll to the bottom.)
if the shimeji is old/different/for the browser version/whatever
now, for older shimeji/other shimeji, i’ll use davechick as an example. the shimeji is 11-ish years old, and only is in japanese. this shimeji is from askdavechick (an old hs blog thas not active anymore)
so he is downloaded as a RAR file
this isn’t a problem, go get 7zip if you dont already have a way of extracting .rar files.
right click on it duh
just do that [dropdown menu] [open] [7-zip] > [open archive] [open archive] [extract files…] [extract here] [extract to “rar-file name"]
when you have that, take the newly named [davesprite] folder, copy it or cut it or drag it
then you go back to shimeji-ee like the first section
and paste it into [img]
then it should work
if the shimeji you want isnt showing up and only the lil oval guy is
no problem, go down to your taskbar.
right click on [shimeji-ee]
cool dropdown menu- this is all pretty useful and i recommend checking out the settings and allowed behaviours if your computer sucks/ you dont want them to yeet your windows
but we want
[choose shimeji]
it’ll open up this
select your guys
congrats they should be working
feel free to message me if you have questions about installing- i found these out through trial + error so i can trial and error porting over some browser shims i guess
((hey guys, quick note, if you interact (reply, directly reblog, like, follow) this blog and you’re under 17, listed anywhere on your blog, you WILL be blocked
this shows me you didn’t read the rules/warnings and/or do not respect my boundaries
the webcomic itself is for mature audiences. i could not care less if you read the webcomic and you’re under 18. that’s not my business.
what is my business is who interacts with me on this blog.
i know its tempting. i dont care if you read my blog. well, i do. but i know you’ll do it anyway. you’re a kid. but i don’t want to knowabout it.
your local moderator is 22, and i dont want to stress out over what i post here like i do on my main (turnstechgodhead)
i will be going through and pruning the followers for people who broke this boundary of mine.
if this keeps happening i’ll probably password protect the blog, or move it off of tumblr. ))
dirk is encouraging me to be more firm on my own thoughts for my comfort
i’ve seen ppl talk about it in stream a lil which im always like I Don’t Care when it pops up but i’ve had Enough and i want to talk about the topic bc it’s itching at my brain follicles.
since we’re pretty strider-oriented, this had to happen at some point: strider cest/strilonde cest/in cest wont be allowed in the main server. if other people don’t care, i might make a separate server.
-“hey why is that ^ something you would allow? pretty insane.” / “are you a pro shipper then??”
no
“so you’re an anti?”
also no
i dislike this argument as a whole bc i don’t ‘get it’ i guess because im audhd. neither side is fully correct nor fully wrong.
“fiction affects reality.” and “fiction is not reality.” are two different thought processes that can and should coexist in the same space.
look. fiction can affect reality, but it IS also possible to separate from it. you can para or whatever responsibly. tag it. try to make sure people who don’t want to see it don’t have to see it. and if minors are getting sent your shit, make sure its clear that this should NOT be happening in reality.
if you’re a child, keep that shit blocked. it’s NOT for you and you should not be actively consuming it. (please listen to this advice bc i grew up on the internet barely supervised, from a very unhealthily early age [7-8] and then developed into a fucked up hypersexual.)
(seeing something fucked up and being like AUGH my eyes! is normal because that just. happens. thats life. you deal with it afterwards in some way. talking to someone you trust etc. you do not go back for more i am begging.)
you should not be looking at an adult exploring/enjoying fucked up shit
videogames are not going to make you or me more violent by having violence, gore, and murder in them.
but videogames DO make some people violent. those people should not have access to these things. but we (you and i) cannot control that beyond making sure content is labelled and set aside.
i like playing games where i assassinate people. i am not an assassin. someone could play the same game and get terrible ideas they act on. this is not my fault for playing the game.
and, if you’re an adult who likes fucked up shit (me too) tag your shit or have it listed somewhere on your about that it’s something you post about frequently there. and maybe reiterate that it’s not real. its just toys. and should never be followed irl.
yeah, it fuckin sucks that we gotta do this shit, but kids are unfortunately on the internet, with the inability to differentiate grey from black and white. your shit might be the first exposure. which sucks!!
so it’s our responsibility to try and mitigate harm on both sides unfortunately until we can convince parents to start parenting their children again. which sucks. i just wanna post shit in peace but the buzzing around from very loud teenagers makes me anxious. i get it.
it fucking sucks!!! but we can’t control other people, especially if theyre malicious
but you control what YOU see on the internet. block anyone. (i blocked someone back in the day for disliking johndave. be free.)
and help people do that (control what they see) by making it very clear.
you aren’t evil for not wanting to see it, and other people aren’t evil for enjoying fucked up content.
also some of yall on BOTH SIDES do some truly vile shit in the name of this argument when your energy could be spent elsewhere doing shit you like or even doing things that are actually. Helpful.
so i don’t like either label i dont want to be associated with either of the sides but if you want to call me one or the other then . Whatever i guess? thats your business, not mine.
just know you are not a failure or a freak for not constantly reinforcing and reassuring everyone that you think adults doing their own thing in fictional spaces with little toy dolls (that theyve been doing since the 70s-80s) is gross. you can just think that like. in general and look away because the dolls are dolls.
but don’t go posting doll horn-knees untagged. that’s rude as fuck.
invite expires after 50 uses because 25 was too small but 100 is way too much
rules to follow here-
-you HAVE to be 16+ to be here.
-make an intro
-be kind. no slurs or anything (queer is not a slur and d ke and f ggot are allowed but keep it to a minimum for the sake of other people.)
-assume things are in good faith if you feel like things are not in good faith, DM me either on discord or on tumblr/send an ask and ill do my best to take care of it
-because this is fanstuff, there will be no shipbashing/shiphate. if you dont like a ship someone posts, don’t say anything. it’s not your business.
ship discussion is allowed ie: asking why someone ships something, disagreeing with them, and remaining civil about it.
-always source art if you post it. don’t have the source? Do Not Post It. (memes with official sprites are more lenient)
-no discourse. no politics talk. i will not be making a vent channel.
-on that note: We Don’t Accept Stridercest/incest/generally “‘problematique”’ ships in this server and absolutely we do not accept bashing of it either. i think it’s a stupid argument for multiple reasons. my thoughts on that are here
invite expires after 50 uses because 25 was too small but 100 is way too much
rules to follow here-
-you HAVE to be 16+ to be here.
-make an intro
-be kind. no slurs or anything (queer is not a slur and d ke and f ggot are allowed but keep it to a minimum for the sake of other people.)
-assume things are in good faith if you feel like things are not in good faith, DM me either on discord or on tumblr/send an ask and ill do my best to take care of it
-because this is fanstuff, there will be no shipbashing/shiphate. if you dont like a ship someone posts, don’t say anything. it’s not your business.
ship discussion is allowed ie: asking why someone ships something, disagreeing with them, and remaining civil about it.
-always source art if you post it. don’t have the source? Do Not Post It. (memes with official sprites are more lenient)
-no discourse. no politics talk. i will not be making a vent channel.
-on that note: We Don’t Accept Stridercest/incest/generally “‘problematique”’ ships in this server and absolutely we do not accept bashing of it either. i think it’s a stupid argument for multiple reasons. my thoughts on that are here
just as a note, yall don’t have to talk if you join! just send in an intro. you can totally lurk, thts fine
i post some stuff there i wont post on the blog so you should join if you want to