dirk has yandere tendencies i think
let me explain at LEAST a little bit, (though it looks like you all understand exactly what im talking about lmfao)
i think if he’s left unchecked he wont be like. a murder guy or something. but he turns into ult dirk or. Well. Yknow. Bro. (though bro’s DEFINITELY killed someone on earth. like cmon.)
that Aside. thoughts im manifesting in my general post-hs au vvv
i just think that the guy’s Very Intense
like i think he’s probably almost stalkery about his siblings/family/whatever the strilondes are.
dude is overbearing as hell but he’s like. Chill about it. somehow ?
and in the strilondes being . weirdos i dont think any of them care for the most part except for dave which dirk can NEVER ever let him know or he’ll have to kill himself again (<-dirk’s anxiety. dave would be Unsettled until he knew how and why dirk was doing it[would probably have to ask roxy because god knows dirk would. Avoid that conversation if dave ever found out.])
idk just stuff like this is common:
TT: Hey, so.
TT: Father.
TT: You left your lights on.
TT: In the upstairs bathroom.
TT: Why am I not surprised you’re telling me this?
TT: You shouldn’t waste power, Rose. Your poor bills.
TT: Keep New Earth pollution free, yo.
TT: Why don’t you just go in and turn it off for me if you’re so inclined to monitor my energy usage.
TT: Now why would I do that when this is a perfect learning opportunity for my dear daughter?
TT: Sure, but I just left to visit Roxy.
TT: Are you suggesting I make them wait?
TT: For our wonderful, wizard fiction filled mother-daughter time?
TT: That I have every week with them?
TT: No of course not.
TT: Besides, I know you know every single weakness in my home’s defenses.
TT: The one time I left you alone with Kanaya during that party you just started telling her every single thing wrong with our home security, and she had no idea how you knew any of that, so I had to tell her that you’re very… protective.
TT: Thus you know exactly where the extra key is.
TT: Not that you need it.
TT: …
TT: I didn’t even raise you and yet.
TT: Sometimes you are infuriatingly like looking in a short, purple, emo mirror.
TT: Go turn off my lights.
TT: You’re wasting my power, and hiking up my energy bills.