Bro what happend to your glove?

brogatory:

Anonymous asked:
how does one get out of the ocean into an apartment, anyhow? climbing the girders gecko-style? leaping from water to air like some kind of majestic dolphin?

i wanted to get out of that pastel nightmare so i just left my glove there.

it wont go anywhere.

the real answer to the glove question is that i fucking forgored it