Dear Mr Strider ,

Im very sorry to hear of your [nessasary] yet unfortunate death! And im sorry your struggling to adjust to the afterlife. Ive heard dream bubbles can be tricky, especially for the uninitiated.

If you happen to be taking questions, I have a few. Only if your up for them of course. I understand death is stressful.

I was wondering if you ever reached any aspects of the game while you were alive? The medium, your own potential powers? Or if you ever felt any special connection to time, like your Beta counterpart.

Speaking of which, have you ever met any other daves?

Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this?

Anyway I apologize for speaking so long, curiosity tends to get the better of me!

Best wishes,

ChthonianConversationalist

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Damn lemme try my best to answer these

[You should read the tags.]

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Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this?
Anyway I apologize for speaking so long, curiosity tends to get the better of me!
Best wishes,
ChthonianConversationalist

Hey its no problem; Again i dont mind yall being nosy lil shits

My little pony huh

Thats not something i e

[Your heart stops.]

[Alpha seems to be the word they use to describe you to differentiate you from your pre-Scratch iteration. And Dirk…]

Alpha Dirk…

Is that what you guys call my… my Dirk?

The one I was preparing for