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ah, wonderfUl! hello everyone. my name is callie opheee, and i have made the decision to create this blog as a means to spread information aboUt my species, of which I hope to be an excellent representative.
most of the content here will be drawn, since i fancy myself a bit of an artist as well as an aUteUr. uvu
yoU can see one of my drawings of myself right there! i hope my style is to yoUr liking.
so please do send in some qUestions. yoUr mUse awaits them eagerly!
hi callie!!! why are you in the dark? do you not have any lamps :(
we Used to have a proper ceiling light, at least Until my petUlant brother broke it in one of his ridicUloUs fits of rage. now whenever i’d like to draw at night i have to rely on the compUter’s glow since the sUn doesn’t give off nearly as mUch light as it Used to. u_u
Callie, what specie are you?
i am a troll, and i am very fortUnate to be one! we are one of the most soft and beaUtifUl species in the Universe. oUr cUltUral heritage is very rich, dUe to it having existed for millions of years. i am the only troll ( exclUding my brother, becaUse we are related ) on my planet, bUt i have plenty of media to browse throUgh. uvu
wow!!! do you have lim3 blood??? iv3 n3v3r s33n som3one with lim3 blood b3for3 :.o 3v3n on vid3o
why yes i do! i am the only limeblood left to my knowledge, bUt i’m hardly ever lonely since i have plenty of friends.
it was a while before i had an opportUnity to discover my blood coloUr. it’s very hard to see since it’s always inside of yoU. u_u
as a troll, i coUld have been born with blood of any variety of hUe! i personally think i am very lUcky to have it in this shade, since lime is one of the loveliest coloUrs. i coUld almost get lost jUst looking at it. uvu
whats your strife specibus, callie? any good troll has to be prepped for a STRIFE!
don’t yoU worry, i am very well eqUipped! :u
i like to Use both gUnkind and wandkind, bUt the syllabUs i favor while strifing really depends on my mood at the moment.
your art is quite nice, miss callie!
oh, stop it! yoU’re making me blUsh! :U
How old are you Callie?
if yoU are asking for my age in hUman years, i am probably aroUnd sixteen.
y'know, I read that trolls don't usually consider other trolls using familial like 'brother'.
Do you consider your brother this way because of a lack of overarching social structure and social pressures being the last two trolls, or some other extant situation?
i mean, i sUppose so. the two of Us were raised aroUnd plenty of hUman cUltUre growing Up so i began to think of him as my brother. we still experience plenty of social pressUres, jUst of a different sort.
he technically woUldn’t coUnt as my brother if we were raised in hUman society either! we’ve thoUght of each other as family for so long thoUgh that i don’t think i coUld think of him any other way even if i wanted to.
sometimes I hate him so mUch that i wish we had never been related, bUt he’s the only brother i’ve ever had so i gUess i will have to pUt Up with him. upu
callie do u think u could do a really sick backflip?
hmm, let me see!
short answer: no. please ignore my Ugly hoUse arrest bracelet. Urgh.
whose the art on your wall from?
most of my decorations were fabricated by me personally, bUt i did recently print oUt a poster from a series i enjoy.
hello callie! i'm curious what you eat in a day. what's a troll/cherub's diet like?
now i don’t know why yoU’re calling me a cherUb since i am certainly not one of those, bUt i believe it’s important to have a balanced meal every day with ample portions from the main two food groUps; meat and candy!
i am personally partial to candy myself, but i recognize the valUe of a good hUnk of meat. uvu
Can you tell us about your friends?
my friends are the most wonderfUl groUp of hUmans i have ever had the opportUnity to meet! there are precisely foUr of them and their names are jane, roxy, jake and dirk. i only know them throUgh CheckCheer, or as they call it ‘pesterchUm’, bUt we are very close and we have been friends for a very long time. it’s a little fUnny how intimately acqUainted i am with their personal lives and idiosyncrasies withoUt ever having met them.
i hope we’ll have the opportUnity to meet Up sometime soon!
you talk like you have knowledge about cherubs, could you give us a cherub fact? I think they're really cool!! but i've looked EVERYWHERE and I can't find any good sources of info on them :(. Best ive gotten is that they tend to be green, maybe.
well i gUess this is why yoU shoUld not jUdge a book by its cover becaUse i do not know anything aboUt cherUbs! period!! goodnight!!!
whos your favourite friend to talk to and why?
i woUld have to say that my favoUrite friend to talk to is roxy, since we have sUch a lovely rapport established already. plUs it is always nice to hear aboUt her scientific hobbies.
besides that, i valUe all my friends eqUally! :U
who exactly is your brother callie?
rrrrghh. he is the absolUte worst! don’t even ask me aboUt him. all yoU need to know is that we live in the same qUarters and he freqUently impinges on my lifestyle.
What's your favourite Earth animal?
while there are a few earth animals that are notable to me for… personal reasons, my favorite one of all is the axolotl! ^u^
