How are you feeling on this fine day? A most unmonumental day to be sure but a fine one nonetheless. Yep. Nothing important has ever occurred on the 13th of april. Ever.
Hope your day is as lovely as you! :>

yoU mUst be mistaken. something important did happen on foUr thirteen: my good chUm jane was born! :u
to celebrate this appropriately momentoUs occasion i’ve sent her a gift! i do hope it gets there in time…