a yellow vriska for a group im joining. if i manage to pump out art of other members you might get a bigger picture of the Happenings™. cheers to this fucking asshole, lol.
getting that anon reminded me that some people in fact just have homestuck sideblogs and i’m essentially a chad bc i have homestuck…on main. god. im the chad. its me. im so fu
Chad is a valid human name
Your name is CHAD BROSEPH and you love respecting women, working out, and wearing BRIGHTLY COLORED SPANDEX SHORTS.
THE INVOLONTARY CELIBATE is a valid ancestor name
let’s be real chad broseph’s guardian/mythological double is clearly the DUDEFUCK. or the ‘SUPDAWG. wearing nothing but adidas slides a hawaiian button down and a skin tight summer style kigurumi, they glide into the club, compliment everyone genuinely, and then leave bc they’re just happy to party
Rosemary au where Kanaya is a cryptid that lives in the woods by Rose’s house, and Rose has been trying to find her for months.
Rose:”im going to fuck the mothman”
Rose: Mothman is real and she is a glowing ethereal beauty and we went on a date to a 7/11
Quick addition to this that I just realized: Kanaya’s lusus is a moth. She’s mothman.
vriska and terezi are also cryptids that occasionally see kanaya and rose. no they arent horrifying creatures. theyre two assholes who got stuck in the woods after vriska committed tax fraud