Rosemary au where Kanaya is a cryptid that lives in the woods by Rose’s house, and Rose has been trying to find her for months.
Rose:”im going to fuck the mothman”
Rose: Mothman is real and she is a glowing ethereal beauty and we went on a date to a 7/11
Quick addition to this that I just realized: Kanaya’s lusus is a moth. She’s mothman.
vriska and terezi are also cryptids that occasionally see kanaya and rose. no they arent horrifying creatures. theyre two assholes who got stuck in the woods after vriska committed tax fraud