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Mr Wachtel i want to eat your midnight crew and problem sleuth fanarts(especially boxcars), ALSOO..

What do you think about HBxDD? do you have a favorite ship between MC and PS too or headcanons?

OOOOH BOY hello midnight crew related asks

first of all thanks a lot, really appreciate it. these boys are still very dear to me and i miss the mc fandom times a lot 😭

i’ve been through a lot of ships here and there regarding the mc and the sleuthes, and my heart especially melted when reading @eyeballjazz ’s “hello, my lovely” (which has a wonderful portrayal of boxcars and pickle inspector aaaa and comedy and fun and please go read it).

as far as HB/DD goes, i haven’t read anything as far as i remember that made it make sense to me (which is also a bit due to the fact that i see DD as a very miserable man and boxcars as someone who is a lot more empathic and able to see the good things in life and he deserves better 😭😭), which ofc, doesn’t mean that i’m against it, i’m against no ship, we’re all just playing with dolls here.

having been very slick-hyperfixated most of the stuff i’ve read and thought about was ofc SS/snowman or /sleuth…

but i think my fave ship is SS/DD since forever… my headcanon always has been that droog is so. hard. in love with slick but he would never let that interfere with the big picture.
except when droog is droog and acts like the b*tch he is (meaning being EXTREMELY petty towards people in slick’s life who happen to be more than acquaintances aka sleuth, snowman (but he actually has a lot of respect for her that borders on fear. because no one is a match for snowman and no one can piss on her leg and sees the light of the next day) etc..
slick on the other hand is not romantically in love with droog. but he know. droog is his right-hand man after all, bffs in slick’s opinion, if slick is even capable of sth like a normal human relationship. so it goes like:

DD >>> would do anything for his tantrum fit of a boss.

SS >>> knows exactly what’s going on but lets the man do his thing, indulges in physical stuff when he’s drunk, doesn’t acknowledge any of this when sober again, much to droog’s dismay.

there is so much more aaa

had big feelings for DD/PI too but ever since i’ve seen eyeballjazz’s vision of HB/PI nothing else regarding these two made sense to me anymore.