September 2011

trainedbrofessional:

It’s Shalala’s birthday!! One of my favorite things about her art are the amount of pictures of Snowman being a total dick to Slick and I guess I wanted to fold in the birthday theme with cake

ahhhh this is perfection captured in one pic <33 ohh man that poor man, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY WHAT

luckyspike:

it’s shalala’s birthday today!! wow man, you guys get born too close together, that’s all i’m saying. i cannot keep up with this pace of celebration.

anyhow i wrote a story for shalala too because when i love people i write things for them.

it is the midnight crew, BACK IN THE DAY, when they were like … the weird desert crew.

and it is jack noir<>draconian dignitary

happy birthday sha! i hope you enjoy! :D

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OH MAN how… how did you know that i love them as exiles, that i love jack/slick <> dignitary/droog AND that i love those two beating the crap out of each other? HOW DID YOU KNOW

you’re a wizard, my friend, and thank you so much THANK YOU
SO
MUCH

ilu ;u;

uniformshark:

Happy belated bird day shalala!

I avoided snails and directly staring at you.

Now love me, k thx bye.

OK LOL THIS SHALL BE THE LAST ONE

KASHI YOU KNOW ME BEST <3 all my fears, you avoided them, many tanks mark! <3

sannam:

A surprise birthday gift for the lovely wachtelspinat! In which the surprise is that it’s inexcusably late a Robert McGinnis homage.

Happy getting older. :>

aww man thank you so much <3!

i really love this and it’s creepy at the same time since i sketched something yesterday that was based on the same idea/robert mcginnis picture °_° hive mind.
except that in my pic she was crushing his hand down on the keys with her heels…

cloudydrake:

inappropriatelylickingspazzu:

wachtelspinat:

says the intruder who’s standing in front of her bed at 3am.

this is beautiful

Is it weird for me to really like how this artist draws Snowman’s face?

It’s…okay, this is going to sound bad, and I swear that’s not how I mean it. She’s not conventionally attractive, but at same time she’s got this really compelling sensuality to her that I just really love. She has a horse face and sleeps in lacy underwear, and to me that just screams “I am a confident woman in my prime who doesn’t need a man — BUT I HAVE ALL OF THEM ANYWAY >:D”

I really hope I didn’t offend anyone, ESPECIALLY not the artist, oh my god I seriously do love the way he or she draws Snowman, I guess I am just really bad at expressing that.

all is well my friend
thank you <33

Eight Things

the-magical-crawdad:

A late birthday present for Shalalalalala oh my!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

oh my gfjhahdf i think i’m in love with coldblooded fucking badass one-man-army droog

and slick getting punched by said one :B

THANK YOU <3

fanfiction i hate slightly less

luckyspike:

than the shit i was working on last night

anyway it’s slick<>droog and stabdads (peripherally) and it details the behind the scenes of Vital Statistics; aka, what happened at Felt Mansion while Karkat was freaking out elsewhere

i also figured i would do something kind of fun and give you a little insight into how i write

a lot of my writing is music-based, actually; this fic is a really good example. so i added in the titles/artists and bolded the songs i was listening to while i wrote each bit. i dunno why i thought anyone else might be interested, but it does kind of show how i work

anyway, so snowman’s a bitch, slick gets some bits of him removed, droog does surgery, slick freaks out and then they have a discussion about wildlife. it all makes sense in context

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let me… just… reblog this

haksjfhaffsd.vsdvs

this is everything i love

uhhh why did i draw this i never wanted this to happen maybe because i had the urge to draw 50’s mc 2 month ago but was simply too laaaaazy to do so and now it’s everywhere and kinda really cool so i put on some really cool music and yes, now i’m joining in. or maybe because i’m really really tired and my first days as a volunteer at the hospital were kinda cool i guess but being a nurse is fucking hard work, i understand now.

droog can’t handle potential boyfriends

and then i wasted my day drawing droog because i can’t draw him the way i imagine him :c but it gets better i guess

used the one from the stabdad group picture with ren as reference because… ren how did we do that.

and hmmm… i’m probably going to color the one in the bottom left corner

and then i did art.

i’ll probably never do the other ones askfhaskjf

it’s droog-week on my blog in case you didn’t notice

gotta continue the droog-week even when i’m tired as fuck and unmotivated as hell

and also <3

weh this might be the sweetest thing i’ve ever drawn

fanfiction in which i give the midnight crew terrible spirit animal names

luckyspike:

and we answer the eternal question: can spades slick swim?

just kidding but it is just the exiled MC being retarded together

AS THEY ALWAYS SHOULD BE

bros for life

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simply the best

aticklefuck:

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO JACK STAB ME AGAIN???

cue slick

crazyseahorse:

for some reason he reminds me of humanization Slik :I

holy fucking hell.

obsessiveimaginer:

Scottie Appreciation Post

Got some midnight crew in there oops.

when i was in kindergarten all the children had a little plastic plate with a specific symbol on it on the wardrobe and the beds and drawers so they knew where to put their clothes and stuff…

…mine had a scotty dog on it…

FATE.

trainedbrofessional:

Anonymous asked you:

i hope i didn’t miss the deadline oops can you draw a droog / ara kiss thing, my one friend is really into it..

I did a proud dad kissu

skajHDALfjlsakjgklsdjlfkjsgkljweorijgllsdknv

i’m kind of giving myself a therapy here

next step: draw pupil

amazinghomestuckcosplay:

Stabfamily arok318

never not reblog reposts of our cosplay…

why is this tagged as spades slick

this may be the single cutest fanfiction i have ever written ever in history

luckyspike:

and that is saying a lot, you guys, it really is.

blame shalala for this, btw since … uh she sort of prompted this i guess

DAMN YOU SHA.

anyway, read and coo as snowman and slick’s granddaughter team up and exploit his weaknesses to their own cunning and adorable ends

warning: this may actually give you diabetes

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eehehehehhehehehhehheheh <3

my shot on bec… a more or less successful attempt to avoid giving him a dogface

what is this monstrosity

WARNING: this is totally not cute

luckyspike:

it really isn’t

because this morning the first thing i pretty much saw was shalala’s picture of jack/bec noir and it reminded me that jack noir is a scary, batshit insane motherfucker

so obviously wat do

write horrible jack noir/spades slick non-con makeout fic

uh i guess it could be pretty upsetting, sorry everyone

told you i’d make up for the cuteness, stromphe

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brb, probably drawing something for that

ok i usually don’t draw things like this but today i don’t care because today luckyspike wrote this beautiful fiction because of one my silly drawings and becausebecausesdkjflksdjflskd

hmm. i imagine bec/the sovereign slayer being taller than original jack/slick because of the prototyping or i don’t know… and whoops his mask is gone, i don’t know where it went.

and sorry for messy sketch but i have to go to bed now i need sleeeeep

ok so basically i wanted to draw my headcanon slick’s left hand because i have something in mind for it but then it just didn’t worked as i planned and the part i wanted to draw isn’t even on the pic anymore and yeah, well, you know… shit.

and then i wanted to work on that important project but i got frustrated because i have to work this weekend… so yeah, this happened.

asdfghjklö

WHAT THE FJSKLAJFKSAF ANGLE

and now please imagine you are snowman

done.

messy ksahfkf i am too tired for this
and slick’s giving karkat THE TALK

this is from luckyspike’s wonderful fic again why do you write so many marvelous things i can’t woman i can’t

go and read it, read all of her fics

Green Eyes

shiftingpath:

Got a new short piece up, partially for Astharose (who made this) and partially for Shalala (who made everything wonderful, but specifically this), because all you artists are amazing and I want to make you things forever. <3

path path path aaaaaaaaaa
you just transformed my highly shitty day into a wonderfully sunny one <3

Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead - Ace of Trump

hell this is one of my favorite songs currently… because everytime i show it to someone they are like “hmm the beginning is kinda boring” but when the piano hits in at around 4:30 i can see their tears because it’s too beautiful

someday i’ll draw a picture to every single track on that goddamn wonderful album

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THANK YOU and aaaaa always glad to hear that anon : D another person being obsessed with them, we’re going to be an army one day, i tell you

and for the droog/slick thingie…

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sorry but for of a STRANGE AND AWKWARD REASON i’m not able to do that
they’re not going to ravage each other on my blog, sorry

GET ON MY BLOG THIS INSTANT

too much of this and i start drawing things… THINGS

and ok last one, now i start working on that long long list of things i promised to draw i_i

if there’s one more person that says my snowman looks like a dude in a way that’s all like “i need to remind you that women have to look like women” i swear to god i’m going to punch you in the mouth

ever considered that it’s INTENTIONAL?

i WANT her to look like that

i mean i can understand when people mean that like some kind of critique but i wouldn’t draw her like that OVER AND OVER AGAIN if it’s not intentional 8( and i’m really mad that apparently women have to be all beautiful and delicate and i don’t even know…

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you are tearing me apart internet

creepyeverything:

wow there is people complaining that shalala’s snowman is “not pretty”

(what the flying fuck, she’s awesome)

Have this one I guess it suits your tastes more.

perfect snowman, get on my blog

ren-ne-rei:

Messing around with the midnight crew just for the fun of it, my heart still belongs to Shalala’s versions

ohh mann wie ich 2 stunden gebraucht hab ums anzuschaun nur weil du die ma wieder GUCKEND malen musstest :U

bubi <333

EDIT: also look at those guys, that’s what they really would look like, i just keep drawing my slick because i can’t handle evil-glaring-midget-mobsters

archive evidently hates me so I guess I'll just post this here

shouldhaveducked:

Summary: Not content with eyes and limbs, Snowman systematically removes everything else Spades Slick cared about.

Warning: everyone dies in horrible ways.

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this is fucking sad… i love it

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“You beautiful man”? thanks, what a compliment!

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but joke aside, thanks a lot for your wonderful words : > and alright, i will keep drawing til the end of time

so today i attended to my first volunteer service seminar by the german red cross and… let me describe it with one word: kindergarten.

at the end all the participants were standing outside the building in a circle, giving each other stupid names and playing a little game of hide and seek…

advanced training.

so anyways the only good part was that one of the teamleaders looked like a perfect sleuth. he had the perfect height, the perfect hair, the perfect nose, just a little bit too much facial hair but who cares… and then he started drawing little telephones on the chalkboard

here have a messy sketch

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ach verdammt slick just get on my blog already.

reptile-house:

once there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. the end

I had to sketch something for shouldhaveducked’s fic here

aww come on guys why doesn’t this have more notes, this is GOLD