January 2018

Ooh, I wanna take a shot at land quests too. For a Maid of Breath I chose the land of Sand and Gusts. Dust Storms are a common occurrence, which resorts to most consorts living in holes underground out of fear. She would need to create enough wind to overpower the dust storms (possibly created by Typheus) while reassuring and comforting the scared consorts. The consort I think fits this land best are skinks. And I imagine communicating being hard in their land.

D’awww, that’s cute, those poor Consorts! It works doubly-fold because if they’re all hidden in fear, you’d not only be using Wind but also Freeing the Consorts from their reclusive underground lives.

How do I figure out my land? Thank you!

I’ve mentioned it a few times- I don’t know, I don’t even have a Land of my Own! It’s just fun to hear about Fan Lands.

i’m a witch of blood in the land of sulfur and spires

Sounds like Volcanoes, and Lava looks like Blood, so there’s some fun correlation there.

this is actually for a fansession im making! messing up the song will cause random unstable timeloops to pop up across the session basically creating "time black holes" where time itself does not exist

That’s. A really neat concept, I like that.

Do you have any thoughts on the ezodiacs titles? (like The Sign of The ____) I was thinking how they could be the titles of ancestors with that sign (Leo is sign of the disciple and Cancer is sign of the signless) I mean, most of them dont follow the 8 letter rule but they dont have to right (like with GHB)? Unless im just overthinking this and they are just random words...

They seem to somewhat correlate to some Aspect stuff, but not all of them. The 8-letter rule is a weird one, so I wouldn’t be able to tell you for sure.

Since everyone is doing so, I'd like to say that I'm a ????(?) of Void and my quest is on the Land of Ink and ???????????. I just don't know what it is.

Well, maybe when you find out your Class you’ll come up with the other part of your Land!

I've had a few lands as a space player, it's kind of a but more challenging since one of the slots is filled with Frogs. I've had one which is Land of Spires and Frogs, sort of cathedral styled towers and flying buttresses extremely tall, which plays into both my aesthetics and my fear of tall buildings. Also having to find the Genesis Frog in frog chapels that the consorts live in like cloisters. The Denizen would live in an inverted tower inside a cavern with spires like stalactites.

Please have Echidna coiled around the main upside-down spire, that would be lovely. And yeah, Space Players have it easier to come up with their Quest, but harder to come up with a Land proper.

so lands and their quests kinda seem like they're focused on taking a player out of their comfort zone, making them grow and learn. what about a neurodivergent person who can't have a comfort zone in the normal world? would the land still be designed to push them even further, or would it still focus on what the player needs, which in that case would probably be respite?

I mean it doesn’t even necessarily have to be out of their comfort zone, some people do have that but, I would say Nepeta has a pretty nice Land, and the Alpha Kids have Lands relating to Noble Gases and Tombs, rather than thematic to themselves. So it’s hard to tell what kind of Land that would be.

So many mages of light, haha well in a mage of light as well and my land would be the land of flood and temples. It’s a land that was once covered in vast sprawling Fields and held a hyper advance civilization. But after the denezin Cetus came, the lands became flooded and the civilization was destroyed except the remnants of there towers which now make up the multitude of small ilands. Each temple contains some powerful lore about the game. As the hero I must restore the land b4 Cetus wrecks it

I like that Cetus, the Glutton Denizen that ate all of Rose’s Land’s Fish, is in LOFAT as well. There has really been a lot of Mages of Light, yeeeeep. I like that though, just sort of, Atlantis Land.

I’m a maid of void in the land of ciphers and stardust ;))

Gotta find the answer in the constellations! Fake ones though, no Stars in the Furthest Ring, just Skaia shining bright and likely something like Fireflies in the clouds making the fake Stardust.

Idk why everyone is sending land and quest stuff but I'll gladly join in. Mage of Life, land of jungles and spring. I'm still kinda working on the quest but I'm thinking something of the vibrant land is slowly dying and I need to find a way to reverse that.

Maybe it’s something to do with climatic change- If it’s Spring, then maybe Summer is starting to dry off the Land, or Winter threatens to eventually kill all the vegetation.

How do you think a rogue of blood would operate? I’m a big fan of your blog and I can’t help but think about the implications of my classpect.

Awwww, thank you very much! As for the Rogue of Blood, I’ve actually commented about them in the past!

I'm a Rogue Of Light and my planet is the Land of stars and ruins or losar for short and it's filled with overgrown ruins from various places like Celtic castle or a abandoned mall doesn't matter! even ones from alternia or from Prospit/Derse and it's really dark there too because all the "stars" in the sky are actually bioluminescent butterflies trapped by the denizen Fenrir and when I free them the butterflies light the way for the axolotl consorts who are lost in the ruins

Nice, also I like Fenrir as a Denizen. I see your thinking, gotta steal the Light from the Sky to Light the Path for the Consorts :3c

Id be a witch of rage in the land of rhythm and thunder! So musical storms and dance puzzles (probably)!

You’re gonna get Storm Drums as weapons and I love that.

k, so I'm a Witch of Breath and I was thinking my Planet could be the Land of Paint and Wind(LOPAW), the quest would be that when you enter the planet is void of color and you have to figure out a way to bring it back

Oooh, truly painting with all the colors of the wind!

Since everyone is saying their classpects, I'm the Mage of Light in the Land of ??? and Twilight, haven't really decided for the first word yet, any recomendations? The idea for the quest land is a planet that is slowly drying up because the denizen (Asclepius) refuses to share water with the consorts for some reason he doesn't want to share. The planet has a weird orbit that makes it so it's always iluminated by Skaia, that makes the drying up worse.

And another Mage of Light! There’s a good bunch of you huh? Hmm, maybe Drought and Twilight?

For a mage of life I wanted to do a planet with a silly acronym like nepeta's land (lolcat) so I thought of the best worst thing ever The land of rainforests and xylene (lorax) you're welcome =D

As a punishment, instead of leaves, the trees of your Land’s Rainforest are actually Onceler Smut.

i don't know if you've played zelda wind waker, but what kind of player would have that kind of land? where it's nothing but ocean except for a few islands dotted around to the point where you have to alchemize yourself a boat and get a map of the planet from either the consorts or some kind of puzzle before you can even think of finding your gates?

Anyone could have a Land like that, but so far it’d seem both Light Players had Lands like that.

mage of light seems to fit well into the category of theorizing about homestuck, so there's no surprise there's a lot of us lol

I guess that’s why my Icon is a Light Symbol- It’s not me, it’s y’all guys. Retroactive Foreshadowing at its finest.

Land of sass and stupid shit (losass)

I got a similar one a bit ago I think. Great Minds Think Alike I guess.

I'm a prospit muse of time who is impatient and a procrastinator, but I'm also very creative and persistent if I put my mind to it. Could you think up a land for me? I have a creative block.

Oof, as I’ve said before, I can’t even think a Land for Myself. If anyone can think of a good Land though, feel free to add it as a reply to this post!

im a seer of life in the land of genetics and pine (i feel like this is a dumb land so suggestions are welcome)

I can somehow imagine chasms with rivers of Ectoslime flowing through them and just like. Life-y amalgamations spewing out of the primordial soup.

(Not related to last ask) Land of what can only be called motherfucking bullshit and onions (loWCOBCMBaO)

I mean technically given what we’ve seen with LOLCAT and LOSHIT this is a completely valid canon name.

I'm a Knight of Mind and my land is the Land of Gambits and Soliloquies (LOSAG); there are plenty of uninhabited places to just walk in silence and introspection and there are logical puzzles everywhere.

Sounds pretty pleasant actually. Just. Nice and calm.

(Muse of time anon) Okay so my land will be land of cogs and tempo, it has cogs constantly making a ticking noise (which would probbobly annoy the hell out of me). The quest is that two groups of consorts are at war and the only way to get them to stop is to stop the cog turning, which will also stop the ticking. Of course it could always be turned on if need be for a beat at a dance party. Thank you to those who helped come up with it

(Muse of time anon) oh yeah the denizen would also be sealed under the clock

Okay but what if the Land Itself works like the Crypt of the Necrodancer- You need to move and attack to the beat of the Tempo. Stopping the Cogs pretty much gives you free reign of movement.

What drastic changes would occur if Calliope and Caliborn’s aspect was swapped?

I’ve actually gone in depth about this- Both if Calliope was the Bad one and Caliborn the Good one, and if Calliope was a Muse of Time and Caliborn a Lord of Space. I would look it up and link it for you but it’s nearly 4 AM and I’m reeeeeady to crash.

Hmmm so your answer of doom who’s title came in a dream huh? Ok... how do you like the land of visions and rivers? So basically these purple-blue crystal clear rivers run through your land and give visions to anyone who ingests them before sleeping, but it’s only half of a vision! so your consorts are following these not realizing the long term effects. Your denizen, Morpheus, is using this to kill off your consorts, so you have to clean the water, understand the visions and save the day!

Eh, I appreciate it! But if I make a Land it’ll be after thinking of one myself, I like kinda building up this kind of stuff alone! Still a cool concept. Also I Headcanon the Doom Denizen to be Moros.

(Muse of time anon) Ok the attacking on tempo is part of my land now thx

(Muse of time anon) I’m gonna draw my god tiered self and my land on my art blog ( @ace-sketch ) now.

Glad you liked that! Good luck! And with that the Land Talk is over for today because I’m going to sleep. Please guys be reasonable, if I wake up to find 30 asks in my Inbox I’m going to lose my god damn mind.

(Land anon) ok cool!! Keep us posted :o

I will!

Hey that class quiz from here have me a tie of Page and Bard do I get to pick then?

You always get to choose. Quizzes are merely pointers and don’t necessarily reflect with 100% certainty what you are. Ultimately, the choice of what you identify the most with is yours.

hey im the Maid of Blood, by creating blood could i just cut people with a gesture? making them bleed? alternitively creating blood in order to make sure someone doesnt bleed out or something, also thinking on cutting things to make them bleed (creating blood with wounds) could you argue you can cut anything if you make it "bleed" like you could cut a cloud and make it rain, healing the drought on the land?

See, now that’s using God Tier powers in creative ways, all of that is indeed ‘Making Blood’. Although rather than having someone not bleed out, you could always Heal Blood and simply close those wounds up, but the intent is what matters.

Can god tier suits be customized with different color schemes?

Arguably, you should be able to combine God Tier Robes with just about anything and change the looks and the color, but whether these new clothes would count as God Tier Garbs or just something cool based off of them… Hard to tell.

Just discovered I was a Rogue of Mind, so I decided why not think up a land like everyone else. I ended up using the meaning of my first name (sea of bitterness) and my last name (green) to make Land of Sea and Greenery (LOSAG). I am a country girl so it makes sense it would be nature themed, but the sea and green have a deeper meaning. I thought out that the mission for my land would be balancing out the sea and Greenery, so the inhabitants could live happily and through that become happy, too.

Oooh, through the meaning of your name, that’s an interesting way!

I just realized all denizens have snake tails/one leg (hephestus) Every. Single. One of them

Not necessarily? Hephaestus, Hemera and Nix, arguably more Human than the Snake Monsters, are just represented as icons with flat bottoms on their Browser Icon thingies, so however they look in reality is. Dubious.

Do you think there are adult trolls on earth-c or did they leave?

No reason why there would not be Adult Trolls on Earth-C.

(LORAA anon) O heck, ur right. Since I also love dragons. Spoooky. And my Land's supposed to teach me how to plan n not procrastin8. Bc too much anarchy's bad af.

“Anarchy in your daily life” is a badass way to say you Procrastinate indeed.

breath has ties with paint while blood has ties with sculptures?

Nnnnnot necessarily? Maybe? Where are you coming from with these?

Say someone prototyped themselves into a sprite. Would they be able to godtier?

We have a canon example of this happening, of course they would.

Silly question : Can you help me find the pronunciation of LOEOA, the acronym of the Land of Echo and Oceans for a page of void ? I'm not an english speaker, and LOEOA seem unpronounceable to me, so I need help ;^;

You may want to spell it letter by letter with that many vowels. Honestly I’m not a native English Speaker so the way I’m saying it in my mind is proooobably not right either.

for your last anon, maybe "lohh-wee-ohh-ahh"? sounds like some kiwi phonetics from where i'm standing

Best phonetic pronunciation. 

I think that anon is asking if someone directly prototypes their body and that dies, not a dream self. like if davesprite died on a quest bed, or aradia directly did without using her dream self

Oh, maybe. Still though, if a Sprite can ascend when your boy dies, there’s no reason why the Sprite alone couldn’t Ascend in the Moon Crypt.

Ohhh that’s a cool thing that anon did with their names! If I used the meanings of my name my land fae and silver

Yesss, sounds like a pretty fun way to get Land Names. Maybe not accurate to Quests but, a good starting point.

Lol, if I were to base my land of my name, I get something with bitter/salty seas and female sheep >->

The Land of Oceans and Wool, you get to sail in a Sea of Fluffy Clouds.

so, I wanted to join in on the "if my land was derived from my name, what would it be?" thing, and my first name is greek/latin for dragon, more or less, and then my middle name, Michelle, apparently means "Who is like God?"/gift from God, I would've used my last name, but it has no specific meaning, so, Land of Dragons and SomethingsomethingGod

The Land of Divinity and Scales.

Could it be possible for a pale relationship to go caliginous or ashen?

Troll Relationships are heavily volatile like that. 

My land if it was the meaning of my name would be something like Land of Sheep and Walnut Trees which sounds quite pleasant :D

What if the Walnut Tree Tops are actually sheep and they’re just like. Wooly trees.

Actually my land of fae and silver could be something... I’m a void player and fae are heavily known for being mischievous /untrustworthy/mysterious. that might work idk about a quest exactly but it’s a start

Remember that Silver tends to be known as something that harms the paranormal, so maybe there’s areas of just distorted fantasy and then patches of completely normal Land protected by Silver.

I mean my names mean fame/bright/shining and crowbar??? Which is funny since my extended zodiac is prospit/light. any thoughts on what a good land would be?

Crowbar really dampens the possibilities for the second noun, I can seriously not think about anything good… Like… Land of X and Prying? Levers? Hrmmmmph…

Aw, thanks! I try to not have any major rants, like, most of the stuff here is opinions, and you’re going to get nowhere bashing other people’s thoughts or pushing your point of view, so being chill is for the best.

Land of Denizens and Horrorterrors for a Prince of Void

What a god damn Disaster of a Land. That Poor Prince of Void.