January 2018

I don't know Star Wars either, I just remembered the big fight between the protagonist and the antagonist and it had cool Lightsaber stuff. The Knight of Light using light as a Lightsaber is what reminded me of that

Snrk, that’s a fair assessment! Honestly speaking though, at this point all I know about Star Wars is the memes.

Aside from heart, do you have any ideas for what sort of godtier would fit a theater kid well?

Space (With the Scenario and Visual Arts), Time (If it’s more of a Musical Theatre), and Light (Literal Spotlight) all fit nicely into Theatre stuff.

Hey is there an already translated version of the shit damara says because I fuckin lazy

After checking through the Transcript, I’ve noticed something! Hussie put English Sentences through Google Translate and pulled them in short bursty sentences to ensure translating it back gave good enough results- However, it’s been six years since then and Google’s Translation Algorithm has gotten better! This means the translation it gives for Damara’s Text is no longer as accurate as it was in the past. With that in mind, I’ve slightly edited the more incomprehensible sentences to what seemed to be the original meaning, or something close to it.

Enjoy the Lewdness.

With how much of an horribly lovable asshole Caliborn is, the one good thing he has is the right attitude when it comes to art. Don't listen to the haters. Keep going until you are. In the. Zone.

He’s nothing if not god damn Tenacious and Insistent, however he also ignores Constructive Criticism which isn’t exactly the best. That being said? And as shitty as the Deviantart Art was? He did have visible artistic growth through the series and that was interesting to see, him just kind of. Getting better at drawing.

Also I absolutely adore Caliborn’s shitty art and I’ve considered doing mock drawings in his style at some point.

There's 168 possible Classpects, we have a full fandom of theorizers, half baked theories, we're late and we got a canon Aspect quiz.

This reads exactly like…

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late arrival to the power abuse questions: how would a Page of Time abuse their powers? --CF

Okay forget what I may have said about laziness, the Page of Time, being Served Time, means they’d never run out of the stuff- That is, for anything they need to do they would always have a little bit more time. And a little bit more. It’s not Procrastination when Time never runs out to do whatever it is you have to do.

nota bene secunda -- xenon is a powerful anaesthetic in high enough doses so trying to inhale too close to the canyons will knock you out. that aside, LOMAX probably smells like fresh grass and mountain forests. countryside, basically, without the livestock. --CF, take 2

“Basically, without the livestock”, until ARquius’ Creation, that is.

Could a prince of void do what roxy did ? ya know making objects by destroying the nothingness of a idea.

Potentially, although Destruction sounds a bit more of a potent process than twiddling your fingers, it would likely be mechanically different, but similar in its result.

I have a feeling that if Caliborn/Lord English hadn't been so phenomenaly stupid/unstable everyone would have been fucked. Since his Lord class would have given him the total dominion over time, he only used exclusively time travel because it was simple enough for him to grasp.

Oh boy, you underestimate the reach of Caliborn’s Lord of Time powers. Mr Buffskull’s desires just so happen to dictate, along with Calliope since he’s chasing after her, practically every main event that happens in Homestuck and what the Alpha Timeline requires. He may not actively use Time Fuckery that much himself, but he’s Predestination at its finest. He doesn’t need to take hold of the Timeline most of the time. He’s already there.

how would a Knight of Time act? #Strider2020

Like Dave, of course. No, not the Rap god dammit-

By ‘Like Dave’, I mean how Servicial he is towards his friends. He’s practically helping someone out every step of his journey, farming money to send it to Terezi in the past and make them notice there’s someone they’re contacting, becoming the literal Server for both Jade and Rose, using his Time Shenanigans to make sure the Session has enough time to go around, charting the Furthest Ring to get him and Rose to the Green Sun before the Tumor Detonates, fighting through the use of Time Shenanigans, and with Time-based weaponry, to protect those around him.

The main trait of a Knight of Time, is that they’ve always got Time for those they care about.

Kind of a one-trick pony that guy

I mean, regarding his Time Powers? Yeah, mostly because he doesn’t have to do anything himself, the Timeline works the kinks out by itself. He does have a pretty sweet rainbow blast though.

Also, “One-Trick Pony”, how Ironic, that Lord English’ Roasting would happen in the vicinity of a horse reference.

wow i still cant believe grunkle stan is a fusion, lord english has a twin, and garnet is made up of a clown, a robot horse ghost, and that green asshole

#SpoilerWarning.

If I'm not to late to this, how would a thief of time abuse their powers?

If they do not want to do an activity or bear someone nagging at them, they could Steal Time- Making it skip and seemingly fast forwarding through a rant or making someone think they’ve been doing something for so long they lost track of Time, thus stopping them on their tracks, or literally skipping through something boring, long and tedious without actually having to do anything.

fully realized Prince of Doom who is deciding to destroy Death and destroy with Death and sister Bard of Space who causes distortions in the environment and with Space versus a fully realized Lord of Rage with his Rage minions

Interesting combo, but I don’t tend to do fights or vs scenarios. I barely do any specific personality stuff either other than broad traits, too.

The "There's 168 possible Classpects, we have a full fandom of theorizers, half baked theories, we're late and we got a canon Aspect quiz," is a parody of the line "There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses" from the movie Blues Brothers. Badass line I may add

Ooooh. The joke wet right over my head honestly. I still kinda like the Bull Penis Cane quote though.

A really fucked up thing a thief of time could do would be to steal the time it would take for a friendship to corrode. Suddenly two people go from being the best pals to being really jaded and annoyed with each other

I feel a Heart or Blood Player would work better for that, since it feels like, having it deteriorate over time would only happen if they were already predisposed to have their Friendship go that route. Otherwise, true friends, no matter how much time passes, would keep sticking together.

How would a maid of void abuse their powers if I’m not too late?

I believe the Maid of Void was actually what started the Power Abuse Questions, like, we joked they’d just disappear when things got ugly. Literally disappear, since they’re Made of Void.

can you go into more about how Caliborn/LE's powers dictate the entire Alpha Timeline please?

The Alpha Timeline seems absurdly arbitrary at times, but when you look at it, every single thing that happens in Homestuck is shaped by Lord English. The Alpha Timeline is basically the sequence of events required to Make Him Exist, since Lord English is Already There, and he’s the Lord of Time, everything becomes an intricate Loop meant to make him come into being.

Davesprite’s Timeline isn’t Doomed just because John Died- It’s Doomed because Cal was prototyped, and Cal is a necessary compotent to make Doc Scratch. The Scratch and the Kids reaching the new Session are absolutely required to create Universe C where Caliborn will be born in the first place- Thus Condy is sent to both Pre and Post Scratch Earth to supervise and pave the way for the Universe’s Creation, even though Condy dislikes English in general, she’s still his Handmaid after all. Lord Jack was basically fated to be defeated, because his defeat gathered Gamzee, the Crowbar, and Yaldabaoth from LOTAK, which are all things Caliborn would later use during his Quest. Gamzee is supposed to become part of Lord English, so he cannot die, no matter how ridiculous his wounds are or what happens to him, he has to reach Caliborn.

And Calliope is also culprit in shaping every event of the story! She’s hidden within the Bubbles, waiting, so Lord English chases after her, destroying everything in his path- This kills the Horrorterrors, which makes them seek out for help from the Beta Kids, which leads to the plan to Blow up the Green Sun, which ends up creating it instead, and as the Universe Ends detonating the Tumor, Lord English is born in the first place.

The search for the Juju granted John his Retcon Powers, which was the thing that made them be able to reach Caliborn in the first place, trapping their Souls in the Juju that would rather allow John to zap around, and also causing Caliborn, half of Gamzee, and ARquius to become trapped inside of Cal before being Voided Out- Making the search for the Weapon to destroy Him the trigger to actually allow his existence in the first place.

Everything that happens in the story is shaped by either Lord English, or one of his collaborators- Doc Scratch, Damara, Gamzee, Kurloz… And so the Alpha Timeline is paved as a Time Loop Lord English has created, but everyone else needs to follow strictly lest they become Doomed. He basically takes away the characters’ Free Will by his mere existence, which is why I like an ending taking place in a Non-Alpha Timeline, and where the Kids don’t necessarily need to fulfill the Masterpiece and go after Caliborn- They’re basically breaking out of the Loop thanks to John’s Retcon Powers. At least that’s how I like to see the Ending, we’ll see when the Epilogue comes around how accurate that is.

What is the worst thing a Sylph of Breath can do to their team8s??

I’m sure there’s worse things but the first one that comes to mind is blowing their lungs from the inside out or intoxicating them by increasing the amount of oxygen in the air or crushing them with increased air pressure.

which god tier is most likely to be able to go into a Night Guy (8 Gates) like state and which one is most likely to have something similar to Susanoo?

Night Guy may be a Doom Thing, not quite sure about the Class- Perhaps a Bard? A Maid? Whichever case, the 8 Gates fits into the “High energy output but unsustainable and often self-sacrificial” aspect of Doom. As for a Susanoo, I feel something Heart or Hope-based could work. A Knight perhaps to Wield it, albeit a Page may work as well.

what do you make of Doc Scratch saying the alpha timeline won't allow for John, Terezi, or Karkat dying?

I feel the implication was, rather, that Karkat, Terezi and John still had a purpose in the Alpha Timeline. John, specially, is an extremely important part of the Alpha Timeline to gain the Retcon Powers and bring Lord English into being. Karkat and Terezi have less defined roles than that, but they’re a big part of the group through Act 6, both in the GO! Timeline and in the Retconned one. Not sure to what extent Scratch knew about this or how far ahead Hussie had planned. Perhaps he knew already about Vriska being brought back by Terezi’s planning? Hmmm.

Fun fact: If you reverse "English" from the Homestuck soundtrack, it's still the same song!

God I love when Songs do that, I just checked. Obviously not the same Song but yes, you can still hear the English theme rather noticeably. Another Song that does this is Flare. 

"the Kids don’t necessarily need to fulfill the Masterpiece and go after Caliborn" So, the ending of the Credits snaps means more that he's done with Caliborn completely, rather than "okay i'm coming to beat your ass"?

Honestly, it never sounded like “i’ll do it” in the sense of “i’m coming to smack you up bro”, it really just seemed like him saying “i’ll break my phone dude, stop talking to me!”

I mean, first of all, the Caliborn teasing John is not even the Caliborn from the Masterpiece, because he doesn’t have the Ring. So straight away, they wouldn’t be warping to beat this Caliborn’s ass, or Caliborn’s ass in that moment. But second- Look at the rest. John is kind of depressed and needs something to do, and I could see him going ALONE to beat Caliborn’s Ass. But, Rose being lovingly married to Kanaya and helping with the Mother Grub? Roxy, Callie and Jane being happy together? Karkat and Dave being boyfriends with the potential Poly Jade? Dirk and Jake ambiguously reconciled and sparring together and making fun robots?

Unless there’s a solid reason for them to go back and risk their lives, it’s going to take more than John Egbert wanting to slap Caliborn’s face to get them to do it. I’m not saying they’re not going to go after him later, when some time passes and something happens, but definitely not right after the Credits.

English but reversed

Did this with Audacity on my own, but thanks for this so everyone can have a little listen!

Hello! I’ve had this idea for awhile and I‘d like to share with you. What if players have some kind of problems with a contrary aspect? Like, mind players can’t control their emotions or doom players don’t accept their destiny? What if a opposing helps them develop as players and people/characters?

This is something that happens though- Not exactly but,  some characters are the happier when they find a way to come to terms with their Aspect and their Complementary, like (Vriska) stopping trying to be so Relevant, or Dave stopping wanting to Time Travel at all, it’s not quite healthy to obsess over your Aspect and forgetting everything else, and it’s not healthy to refuse it completely and try to liken yourself to something else.

Consider: Players of Heart and OCs. Maid having a ton of OCs, keeps creating more and more. Sylph giving an in-deep OC critique to anyone who needs it. Prince creating flat OCs, but amazingly. Bard preferring flat OCs, but managing to do some really complex ones. Knight creating incredibly original OCs, but doubting themselves. Page starting with uncreative OCs, ending up with extraordinarily unique OCs. Mage knowing a lot about OCs, creating realistic ones and giving lots of tips to help others

Seer knowing a lot about OCs, running an OC analyzation blog, but doubting the realism of their characters. Witch taking unused OCs and turning them into amazingly well developed characters. Heir creating OCs just for fun, but creates excellent ones. Thief getting lots of inspiration from others, creating the ultimate frankenstein OC, who results to be unbelievably good. Rogue making OC adopts for free because they feel like they aren’t good enough, actually making fantastic OCs.

That’s. Yeah, Heart and OCs is a good pair for sure, I’m only sad now that we never got to know what Dirk’s Fursona is. Nepeta did have quite the nice RP Persona!

can i get a knight of life? like what can they do? i know that the knight kinda represents what the session doesn't have enough of so,, yeah,,

I did a bunch about the Knight of Life actually!

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That being said, I personally don’t quite know if the Knight represents what’s missing in the Session, I mean it sort of fits but also not necessarily? I don’t tend to consider that much of a factor when it comes to Knights, but it could be.

How would a glitch session work? Like the titles were Knight of Maid or Life of Doom or something

I don’t think that could quite happen, even Glitched. Titles are awarded by how each person is, not as an arbitrary set of powers- If something like that happened it’d likely be more in name rather than in function.

a page of void seems like a hellish concept to me

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So a thief of void ... would a thief of void eventually become intangible due to there abundance of nothingness? And would a thief of void steal away other people’s irrelevance but at the cost of making the thief irrelevant

They could definitely steal other’s irrelevance, leaving themselves less and less relevant, while bumping others, but also remember they could Steal Horrorterror Stuff and go all Grimdark, so that’s a possibility as well.

I know but theoretically. What is your on a glitches session

:V Thing is, Classes work as the How, to the Aspects’ What. Having a How of How and a What of What doesn’t make any sense in the way Powers are compounded at all. 

Thanks for the thief of void answer , so a thief of void don’t have to become irrelevant?? And they don’t have to become nothing

A Thief of Void that gets carried away could definitely turn into nothing- But they don’t necessarily have to. They may also Steal THROUGH Irrelevancy- By not being seen, detected, or that important, they could snatch the most important thing in the Session right from under everyone else’s noses! They’re the sneakiest. Also, becoming Nothing doesn’t have to be bad- Like Roxy, who becomes invisible and intangible at will.

Damara turns me on.

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Why this, Anon.

Listen as a rogue of heart I can confirm about the whole free adopts thing lol mine never sold even when they were priced at like fifty cents so eventually I just gave em away to friends

I’ve honestly never quite understood the whole OC adopting stuff but, mhmm! :o

could a witch of blood manipulate relationships?

Yes, yes they could.

What would happen if a mage of life took their powers too far

I mean, a Mage of all things, while the more prone to try and change things of the two, is still one of the Know Classes. Other Classes I could see doing things for others and not letting them do anything, altering their Agency and sorta coddling and babying them or outright not letting them do anything and doing it themselves instead. But a Mage? They could still abuse their Lifey powers, and always get their way with what they know they should be doing, but other than that, there’s nothing monumentally big to take that far.

So what classpect would best fit someone who can never decide on anything , include the classpects ( this is a question for the lols )

Something Mind-y likely, not quite sure, maybe a Page of Mind?

Shouldnt it be the witch of heart the one who manipulated relationships tho??

Blood and Heart have some Overlap- Bonds and Feelings aren’t the same, but they tend to go hand in hand. If you change someone’s bond with someone else but they still feel the same about them, it could lead to a painful break-up, whereas changing someone’s Feelings would lead to a more mutual break-up, but in both cases, the result is the same. So relationships are both Heart and Blood based.

What's all this about "multiple souls in Lord English"? I thought LE was just a grown-up Caliborn after he finished his dead session and got immortality from his Denizen. Could you please give us an in-order personal timeline of each component of LE and how they all come together?

It would help understanding what Lord English is in the first place, because you know what? We only ever get a single proper image of Lord English’ True Form. Are you ready? Are you ready??

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That’s Lord English. Now let me explain- During the Masterpiece, Gamzee is cut in half by Dirk’s Sword, arguably, and then Caliborn is snatched by ARquius when no one is looking. With this act of self-sacrifice, Caliborn is left open for Dirk to rip his Soul and stuff it into the Lil Cal Caliborn has been carrying around all this time…

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Except he’s not the only thing to be stuffed into Lil Cal. There’s ARquius, and there’s half of Gamzee. Caliborn is the main component of Lord English, yes- But he appears as a manifestation of the tenacious mix of souls stuffed into Lil Cal and banished into the Furthest Ring. Every iteration of Lord English, even the ‘main one’, is just that. An Iteration of Lord English. Born from that single Puppet.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006829

ARANEA: I didn’t say you were supposed to kill him.
ARANEA: He cannot 8e killed.
ARANEA: Long ago he discovered the secret to indestructi8ility.
JAKE: Oh…
ARANEA: Defeating a foe doesn’t always involve killing.
ARANEA: He has had many incarnations in many universes.
ARANEA: If you continue on your journey for long enough, you may encounter one of them.
ARANEA: And if you have 8ecome strong enough 8y then, you may 8e a8le to defeat him in com8at.
ARANEA: And if that comes to pass, it would 8e the first defeat he has ever known.
ARANEA: You would 8e providing the first glimmer of hope to others that some day, he could 8e destroyed.

Lord English is absolutely Immortal, not just because with Yaldabaoth’s Boon his ‘main’ body so to speak is unkillable, but also, because he’s not the only English out there. Lord Jack? That’s Lord English as well. Possessing Jack’s body, but manifesting his very Soul, his Essence, his Power. He’s not any less Lord English than Big Buffskull himself. So, the main, Immortal body that is Buffskull English is smacked into the Breach, collapsing him forever within a Black Hole, and Paradox Space is destroyed to ensure every last remnant of his Soul goes with him, dragging that Lil Cal Doll in the Furthest Ring deeper into the abyss of nothingness, where it cannot arise as Nightmares in any Universe ever again. That’s the only way he can truly know defeat.

Lord English is more of a ‘presence’ living inside of a Lil Cal Doll in the Furthest Ring, and manifesting through all of reality, as Lil Cal, as Doc Scratch, as Jack English, not just Buffskull English. But that aside, the main Soul within Cal is Caliborn, with half of Gamzee…

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And a healthy dose of ARquius…

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This astonishing revelation was actually the entire point of the MSPA Fan Mental Breakdown flash, aside from giving us a Cal Timeline.

Who's the master of disguise?

Thief or Rogue of Heart may be good at that. Mind perhaps too?

Any ideas on how a Seer of Space and a Mage of Life would work with their abilities together

Not really- I don’t tend to do ability mixes or relationships or team match-ups, mainly because there’s a hundred different ways to combine Classpects together, it depends heavily on the situation, it could literally be anything.

Going with the Heart OC thing, what if other aspects did it too? What would they make?

I mean they all make their respective things. The Heart OC thing was because an OC could be seen as a ‘Soul’, a Persona, so it fits the Heart motif. Others would have their respective Aspect-aligned stuff.

Maid of space really sucks tbh

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Porrim doesn’t suck. She scrapes and licks.

A Witch of Light can manipulate/switch/change light. So you could call them a light sWitch

Oh God Dammit.

What would a mage of mind be able to do?

This is your daily reminder to check my tags in case I’ve already covered a Classpect.

I see no Pun tags though

That is true, I don’t tend to tag puns or silly things too much.

I think a Mage of Light would make a great cop tool. Know why? Cops use Maglites

I’m gonna shit a house you guys.

How would a knight of space use their powers? Would it be stuff like literally making things to help them through their session?

I’ve talked about them already and kind of, I likened the Knight of Space to Santa Claus, just kinda offering presents to everyone. Serving them stuff.

Random god tier Headcannon,Benny the spaceman is a prince of space and no one can stop him..

Ah yes more movies I’ve not watched. I’m so sorry guys I really need to get up to date with my Pop Culture.

Why must you be like this, guys.