Hi, I probably just missed it, but is there anywhere I could find the descriptions of all of the classes for your quiz?




I mean I like the idea of a Hope Player manifesting Hope as some holy light weaponry and armor with wings, so it’d be fitting for Rage to have an opposite. That sounds more Thief-y though but a Rogue could work for sure.
Oooh that’s a cool idea.
Not just the initials- By the look of the Scratch Construct and Damara’s Quartz Blocks, it’s arguable their Lands were exactly the same. Kind of a boring idea, but I guess Hussie didn’t want to think of 12 new Lands. We can still headcanon new cool Lands though!
Not necessarily.
That’s kind of morbid.
I swear to God I will burn your anime figurines down.
That’s a way to see it, however I should point out that, Aranea didn’t manage to even start her plan to make the GO! Timeline more Alpha. Her idea was to get rid of everything, then once she was the only person left, basically use her powers permanently on that Timeline, for the rest of time, to overwrite the Alpha. While you could talk about the effect she did have on the Timeline and the extent of Aranea’s powers, she never got to the part where she could actually try to make the GO! Timeline into the Alpha one. She died before the important part of her plan started.
I don’t think Rose wrote any more into the tome AFTER they left the Meteor, otherwise it would have no reason to actually have been left in the Meteor. Besides, I doubt Rose wrote specifically about Class and Aspect Passive/Active or Gender stuff, the Gender Lock is just Callie making theories about the Classpect based on the stuff she has seen- Gendered words, Class-Gender Distribution, and coming to her conclusions about that stuff.
Every Thief so far and 2 out of 3 Rogues have been gals- Callie knows Roxy’s Class and Rose likely wrote about the Ghosts in the Bubbles as well, since Callie does know about Meenah. By the gender split she’s seen, and knowing Thief and Rogue are an Active-Passive pair, it’s fair to assume Thieves and Rogues are mostly girls, but having Rufioh as the outlier- And if Rogues can be both genders, it’d be weird to have one Class not gender-locked and the active counterpart locked like that.
Christ, I’m SURE you could get Aspect and Class symbolic items without resorting to like. Dismembering and harvesting the organs of your dead God Tier friend.
Fair enough. We also KNOW it DOES WORK because of the Troll Blood Gamzee sells, at least Equius’ is notably Void-coded, so it’d make sense everyone else’s also ties to their Aspect.
See- The thing is that, while it’s highly likely Bro did hear Cal’s whispers and was mildly influenced by Caliborn, Bro being a piece of shit is inherent to Dirk. His main struggle is repressing his controlling tendencies and knowing the fact that, if left unchecked, he could’ve become a really huge asshole, but that his love for his friends and his attempts to better himself are constant. Just like how Mom fell in to alcoholism, just like how Grandpa isolated himself, Bro represents what Dirk had to overcome and not be like, and putting the blame entirely on Lil Cal, SPECIALLY knowing Bro wears shades and shades are the universal symbol of blocking out mind-controlling whispers, would be refusing to see the flaws Dirk sees on himself and how they affect him.
As much as I like something like this in comparison to old myths and such, please let’s slow down this train of thought before we start considering cannibalizing other God Tier friends in exchange for forbidden God Tier Powers.
Classpects, no idea. Language doesn’t seem clearly split into a single Aspect after all. Breath could link to Voice, and as such, to talked language. Different languages may relate to different Aspects as well, for example, certain languages with Logograms could be Space or even Life, since they’re depicting things as seen in nature. Light is an obvious one as well.
Thieves ARE the Vore Class though.
I just got done memeing about Thief as the Vore Class and you come with this about the Thief of Heart, thanks. In all seriousness, I don’t actually like, mind the cannibalistic talk or stuff like that, but it’s fun making it seem like I’m alarmed at the direction the conversation is talking to add something fun to the post.
I mean, Omen of Death or not, Crows are still sort of living beings so maybe Life would suit better? Then again- Doom IS the complementary to Life, so maybe it’d work.
Oh, that IS true! I forgot entirely about the ecto-goo Sprites leave.
… Which actually raises other questions like. Can Sprites actually go through people as well? And, are they like. Slimy to the touch?
… I had never quite considered this about Sprites and I am suddenly fascinated.
I am not quite sure about this, but “Armor made from clowns strapped to a wooden plank” is the best mental image I’ve had all month.
That is true, however there is some overlap between symbols and Aspects. The 12 Aspects are the building blocks of everything Paradox Space is made of, including thoughts and concepts, but not everything is made of just one Aspect. There may be a more predominant Aspect for some things- Such as Rage for Clowns and Carnivals and such imagery, but they’re not the only thing exclusive there.
I meant, Life and Doom are a Complementary Pair, and contrary to what many people think, the Aspect Pairs aren’t necessarily ‘opposite’, and have a lot more in common than people give then credit for. Alt Calliope herself tells us this.
I’ve talked about them before, but indeed, the Extended Zodiac makes no mention to luck, yet we do know Light = Luck, which opens the doors to Aspects relating to more stuff than the Canon Quiz told us if we look into it, they’re expansive and not quite finite after all.
Pft. Alternatively, their armor has the highest LUCK stat in the Session, duh.
Yeah, we’ve talked about that already, but the person asking was specifically interested in Player body parts being infused with Class/Aspect powers, which. Yeah? Kinda works.
Physical Blood is literally Blood. Blood Magic or Red-Miles-like attacks could definitely be a thing. I’ve argued about Doom being tied to Fire, and perhaps lightning, as well as the possibility of pestilence and sort of plague mists and the like. It may also have ties to Psionic energy itself. But yeah I’d love seeing Hussie’s take on everything, just like, some big exposition from the man himself.
Rage is also one of those Aspects, you may think literally getting angry and going berserk counts, but like, that’s still an emotion, conceptual stuff. Literal Rage seems to be tied to storms if we go by the titles of the Extended Zodiac, so maybe Rage is the lightning-tied one. There’s a lot of stuff to have in mind with the more conceptual Aspects.
With Heart is the Souls, it wasn’t the ripping of the Soul, rather the fact he could directly interact with Aranea’s Soul at all. Similarly, being ‘awake’ at the ‘same time’ both on Earth and Derse, the multiplicity of iterations of Dirk, that’s a bit more obtuse but still sort of plays into the Literal Heart territory I feel.
And Alchemize them too. Dave mentions they’re magic and self-cleaning, and with the God Tier resurrection I’m rather sure they’re self-repairing as well indeed, but I don’t know if I’d call them an extension of one’s body. Instead I’d imagine them as a very easy to manipulate tool if anything? Like- Aizawa’s scarf thing in BnHA.
I had NO idea what Horror Hunger was, thanks TVTropes. Sadly an Aspect is not going to cut it, because Horror Hunger is a very specific scenario- Human-hungry superhuman creatures is a thing, the insatiable drive to consume Humans for survival and drain them to become more powerful, that sounds more like a power, a combo of Class and Aspect. Straight away I can think of the Thief of Life, draining something’s life or life force to strengthen yourself and live on.
Speaking of which, I’ve seen people confused at my statement of the Thief being the Vore Class a few moments ago, let me clarify with this example. Thieves take from others for their own benefit, which is the basis of eating. So it’s a popular joke that Thieves would be have the power of Vore.
Little shithead doesn’t deserve a full cape.
In all seriousness, likely because he hasn’t died? Like, God Tier Healing is Resurrection, not a Healing Factor. The only thing that grants a Healing Factor seems to be the Ring of Life. So if we’re going by the Clothes -> Body Part comparison, the cape ripping is just a wound. It’s not lethal so there’s no repairing.
Huh, I had no idea that was a thing. Also let me take this chance to add, there’s ALSO the possibility of God Tier clothes not repairing, and rather, being formed. Vriska and Meenah sort of changed into their God Tier outfit by powering up, so it’s likely God Tiers can just. Will their clothes onto their bodies? Makes it convenient to not be caught naked if someone barges into the bathroom right after you’re done showering.
Life, all the way. It’s not just the ‘living thing’ itself- Life IS heavily tied to consumption. Baked goods specifically, but most likely food in general, is very Life-coded.
Little Aspect-based biology headcanons like that are always interesting.
Literally nothing stopping you from doing exactly that! Snrk, I love the idea actually, specially if you’ve modified your GT clothes to be more Magical Girl-like.
Because Troll Reproduction is weird.
Isn’t that even more straight forward? Doom embodies a lot of bad stuff, so Destroying using Doom is probably the easiest thing you can do with it.

I’m just gonna. Pair all of these together.
Go for Light, I’d say.

You can’t just change the way your entire species reproduces. Condy tried to actually do that. That being said, it’s very much likely the buckets are just an aide in the process to deliver the genetic material to the Mother Grub.
Note, they don’t ‘fuck over a bucket’ and they don’t ‘feed it to a giant grub’, I’d imagine it more akin to. Artificial, assisted insemination. To a giant grub with a skull face with luscious lips. And we have no idea what Trolls even. Have or how they fill buckets.
Y’all wanted to get filthy Troll Reproduction talk? We’re doing this bros. We’re making this happen. God I’m really giving the nsfw tag a workout today.
Badum-PSSH.
Curiously enough, Meenah not being sure why the 8=D emote feels so wrong but knowing something is off, and Horuss showing himself absolutely oblivious to it, seems to imply Troll Genitalia does differ from Human. Or that both of them are ironically super innocent and not lewd minded.
I did answer the Sylph of Light! Over here. If you do share Classpects with someone that used their powers for bad deeds, however, don’t feel discouraged- Instead, use it as spite. Fuel your drive knowing you can be better than the Serkets.
Why question perfection?
I don’t really know about power-copying, but I have argued, for copying God Tier powers, the most likely option would be a Thief of Heart. Power Copying is a Thief Skill though, Rogue as well- We see Condy actually stealing the powers of the entire Troll Caste.
(2/2) So all trolls have one parent in common (the mother grub), one unique parent (their ancestor), then also probably also undergo minor genetic recombination with other embryos in the mother grub, in a similar way to how bacteria swap genetic material through plasmids. This seems to hold up pretty well to canon knowledge 😊
God, we really, finally did it, didn’t we? We’re here, talking about Troll Anatomy in this blog, and about how Trolls Reproduce. I’ve always considered Drones to be actually manufactured by the Alternian Empire, biomechanical creatures as seems to be most of Troll’s Technology, with a more visibly Mechanical sway on Earth because Earth is more about robotics than about biorobotics, giving more credibility for that. Mother Grubs, being Lusii, seem to be a different species than Trolls altogether, although I do remember reading about these bees I believe? Or bee-like insects, where there was something similar, maybe. The world of bugs is extremely weird.
Canonically, I’m not sure what Hussie was going for- I don’t know if he was going for anything specifically. But as for my Headcanons… The sexual dimorphism (That makes absolutely no sense because, bug breasts) seems to indicate a difference in gender among the Trolls, which would put the Mother Grub as either a third gender, if we’re going by your theory. And if we go by my favorite theory- Trolls are actually a Parasitic Insectoid Species that entered a symbiotic Relationship with the Mother Grubs, and co-evolved with them to the point they are co-dependent right now.
Dirk likes orange Soda, and Roxy’s was foreshadowing she has the hots for Jane.
Seriously though, no idea, Hussie likely went with the Food Items he thought would fit them the best. Hell- Did Hussie design Trickster Roxy? First instance of Trickster Roxy was the art Calliope made for her, which was by Shelby, so it may have been a joint effort, and Shelby’s choice to choose Cotton Candy, maybe.
Find new RP buddies, it’s the only think I can advise.
Okay so reminder to people sending me anon messages, I will post mildly NSFW stuff and talk about NSFW topics, as long as they relate to Canon, and tagged accordingly to be filtered out as needed, but I would prefer if your talk about Troll Biology wasn’t so graphic.
We all know about the Tentacle Bulge headcanons. We all do.
However I WILL reply to any sort of question if you send your message off-anon or send me a PM! It’s just that, well, maybe I am a bit too dirty minded, but some of the stuff you’re sending is, in the immortal worlds of Dave Strider,

So yeah. I’d rather keep the blog a bit cleaner. I say, after posting Codpiece Gamzee a few weeks ago.
That, my friend, is the question every RPr asks themselves. And it’s your quest to find the answer.
Okay I’m posting part 3 because it’s not nearly as graphic as the other two parts, and because there’s two misconceptions here I’d like to clear up! The Mother Grub doesn’t ‘lay an egg or the Matriorb’, given the Matriorb is what spawns the Mother Grub, and it’s heavily implied there’s only one fertile Mother Grub (At least on Alternia, was it ever stated if there were other Breeder Colonies? I’d imagine a Warmongering Spacefaring race such as the Trolls would need a lot of numbers), it’s likely the Matriorb is only laid at the end of their lifespan, or, as Kanaya did, needs to be extracted after death.
The other misconception is that the Mother Grub doesn’t lay ‘one egg’ from which an entire generation of Grubs hatches.
She lays several thousand of them.

Incidentally, this is also the only time we see the size of the Mother Grub, or at least the rear of the Mother Grub, with one leg lightly visible.
Also the Eggs are shaped like Ant Eggs.