Would it make sense for a Seer or Mage of Space to have a good spatial awareness? Or maybe they’d be a good architect.
Yeah of course.
Yeah of course.
At least you didn’t prototype a god damn Space Marine Power Suit.
Schoolkind.
That’s an awfully specific scenario but uh… Maybe? I’d imagine certain Life Players, like Maids, could Give Life to an item, yeah?
Seems like it was, yeah.
Yeah, there are several God Tier levels.
It still would, Aradia was a ghost outside of the Bubbles and still prototyped herself. They’d just be literally yanked out of the Afterlife rather than just the Bubbles I guess?
(2/2) and Morails knock horns or something after a feelings jam or something.
(3/2 horns I forgot) and otherwise friends just bonk your horns or use them to mess you up on whatever
I’ve always personally seen them as sensitive, in the sense animal ears are sensitive, so like if you scratch or rub the red base the Troll in question will just melt, with orange and yellow being less sensitive.
It’s not that Gamzee doesn’t die, it’s that there’s no Ghost of him anywhere. The mere fact Prospit was blown up is, in fact, a hint that he likely did die at least once? The Gamzee Paradox comes into place when you consider there’s never been a single Ghost shown of him, and the only instance in which we saw how he died was also in like the worst possible Timeline- Which is also concerning given he was split in Half, and we know Gamzee dying split in half is how part of him gets into LE? But that’s a theory for later.
There’s really few explanations for why this happens- Maybe it’s, as I’ve theorized, that they just kind of… Don’t become Ghosts if they’re indivisible from the ‘Alpha’, there’s no divergence in personality or goals between Gamzee from that Timeline and Gamzee of the Alpha, so he takes preference. It cannot be just because he’s part of LE, because there’s Equius ghosts going around the Bubbles. It could also just be stylistic, maybe there ARE Gamzee ghosts living in the Bubbles, just never shown.
Currently I’m starting to think that, maybe Gamzee died… Once? Like- He may be his own Dreamself, and not his main Body, or perhaps both his Body and Dreamself are active and around? Dreamselves are weird, operate outside of the flow of Time and Space, and can merge with the Alpha, sooo if Gamzee were his own Dreamself, maybe just maybe he could survive long enough, you know, being bisected, somehow, to merge with the Alpha?
It’s. Really weird.
I mean all the references in homestuck, not just the god teirs
Maybe in the Wiki there’s some reference list? Not sure. But as for the God Tiers, let me explain what the refrance is. (8^y)
Let’s start with John, his two God Tiers shown thus far are:
Galesmate, which I’m not sure what it could mean. Obviously, Gale is the wind, but the -mate part, I don’t know if it’s associated with something I don’t know, a reference to Checkmate tying with the comic’s chess theme, or perhaps tying Galesmate to Scalemate as a reference to John and Terezi? Unsure.
Revenge of Doctor Ragnarok, again, if there’s some deeper reference here, but thus far it seems to reference an old Rung- Doctor Ragnarok, right beneath Heir Transparent, his final Echeladder Rung. “Revenge of” is a pretty typical sort of ‘sequel’ start, and Doctor Ragnarok equates John to a Doctor- As his Land’s theme song implies, as well as the fact he removed the Tumor from the Battlefield.
Jade’s God Tiers:
Growing Panes Await, this one is kind of obvious, Panes as in Window Panes, she resizes the 4th Wall Window thing.
Sayonara Kansas is also very obvious given Jade’s intense ties to Wizard of Oz.
Rose’s God Tiers:
Pentacle Therapist, obvious as well.
Ariadne’s Threadspinner, Ariadne is the daughter of Minos, who gave Theseus a ball of thread to find his way out of the Minotaur’s Labyrinth. Obviously she’s the Seer of Light, so finding the most correct route, like Ariadne’s Thread allowed, is in her title.
Surya’s Lurid Glare, Surya is the Solar Deity in Hinduism, particularly in Saura tradition it seems. The word also literally means ‘Sun’, so… “The unpleasantly bright glare of the Solar Deity” fits Rose to a T, specially considering Seer - Sight.
Dave’s God Tiers:
Hotpotato Butterfingers, Butterfingers is someone clumsy that drops stuff, and Hot Potato is just that game. Passing something to him, then dropping it, it’s hard to say what it may reference exactly, if anything other than just a jab at Dave?
Revenge of Ricky Schrödinger is a reference to a Terezi Pun. Everyone knows about Schrodinger’s Cat, and Dave uses to exemplify the thing Terezi did with her coin toss. She then proceeds to ask if Schrodinger is “Ricky Schrodinger”, confusing the name Ricky Schroder- Which I believe she drew glasses on as part of her “1S TH1S YOU” schtick with Dave.
And Pimpslayer references the whole prophecy of taking down LE.
If you use the Sacrificial Slabs in the Moon Crypt rather than the Quest Bed, yes.
Likely, Rainbowdrinkers aren’t actually Undead, they’re sort of just basic Jadeblood biology. They do not have shadows however, at least whenever they’re glowing brightly, since they are the light source.

Glubglub is more Lifey in my eyes!


Horns don’t seem to regrow or simply fall off, and by all the pictures of people being Skeletonized in Homestuck, they seem to be attached to the skull.
However, the pic of Damara being electrocuted tells us that, while they do seem to have a point of attachment to the skull, they’re made of something different than Troll Bones. That being said, we also don’t know what Troll bones are made of, so who knows.
Rather than the most ‘prosperous’, Rose seems to lead down the Alpha, Relevant Road. The most happy or prosperous outcome may not quite be the Alpha after all.
Huh. What m-
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OH I KNOW WHAT MEME.
Christ.
Meenah’s Group is just the pre-scratch Ancestors, just like how the Kids’ parental figures (Except Nanna instead of Dad), are the pre-Scratch Alpha Kids.
That sounds like a fun concept and- Honestly, Lucio as a Sylph of Time could be a great match too…
Given they don’t appear to have much of a memory of him, I’d say Caliborn English and Calliope Lalonde may be more fitting. English because he stole Jake’s name, Lalonde because she’s very married to Roxy.
Nah they don’t want to destroy Reality, but they do tend to seem to benefit from preventing more Genesis Frogs from being created. Similarly, even when they do seem to want to help the Players, they’ll actively try to mess with them. They’re chaotic beings and to an extent, seem to like making the Players ‘prove’ they are capable of creating the Universe against their hinderance.
Yes, specifically the Knight of Light may quite literally become a Night Light for their partner who’s afraid of the dark.
Why do trolls have boobs if they are bug people?
Troll Biology is a weird arbitrary mish-mosh.
The text just mentions Roxy drinking in the basement because the mug reminds Joey of Roxy drinking, I don’t believe the text suggests there’s anything alcoholic in it as far as I recall. It always seemed marshmallows to me, but honestly? I bet it’s tiny dice.
Likely somewhere between Gold and Olive.
Rather, it means two complementary Aspects will touch different facets of the same whole, form a cohesive something together, which cannot exist without both parts. Space and Time for example are the bases of all physical reality, and you need the two of them for things to just, happen, physically. And as Calliope says, Jade, as a Space Player, should find the nuances of Time intriguing, since Space and Time, being complementary, have more in common than you’d think if you saw them as ‘opposites’.
You can find overlapping things like that with most Aspects really, just by the way nature is made of like, all of the Aspects together to some degree.
Apparently it used to be a headcanon of some people that Time could only be Derse and Space could only be Prospit, even, and I honestly never knew until it was debunked.
So far, Troll Caegar Coins and Embezzled Beetles seem to be the most likely candidates.
Because they’re weak.
Sounds like someone is weak.
Lower bloods are known to become butlers, and likely also waiters and jobs related to service in that sense. Vendors of various kinds are also valid jobs, as we see with Ticket Vendor on the Concept Art. Skylla implies farm work is a thing on Alternia, Apiculture and Game Development may also be potential jobs. Goldbloods eventually may become Batteries for a Ship so you could count that as a job. Jades are bound to caretaking in the Brooding Caverns. Law jobs exist, as do various sort of like, military rungs for the different castes. Likely also jobs as the crew of a ship. Janitorial jobs… There’s a bunch.
They may have pacifying abilities, but if they do, I don’t think that’s all they would have. I just don’t think that would be enough to desestabilize Alternia enough to grant their extermination.
Oh God pls no, we don’t need more Eggs Shenanigans.
It may have been influenced by the fact they share the same Blood Name with her, specially given the entirety of Alternia is basically shaped to his whims, but there’s likely also an internal explanation as to why they were hunted down.
Ooooh, an app. That’d be an interesting one.
And the Alphas match the Betas. No idea? Perhaps it has something to do with their sort of role as a guide, a ‘Guardian’ of sorts?
I’m pretty sure most of the names in Homestuck were chosen by the fans. Were the Kids’ chosen as well? I can’t quite recall.

Yay for Limeblood Speculation! I’ll wait for Hiveswap to tell us, really, I have the feeling it’s something we haven’t quite considered.
Yes.

I think your Tumblr may be glitched? It looks fine to me.
Lmaoooo.
Have you seen the full Vrisky Business comic? Not even the full comic, the preview itself is great, but the full one, Vriska’s life in Alternia was absolutely horribly shitty and the Cueball Explosion was just the straw that broke the camel’s back, it’s such a powerful comic.
Still an utter and a8solute 8itch though.
Implying they wouldn’t absolutely release the Books, Act 2 AND the Homestuck Epilogue on the same day if they could.
Yep, it’s coming. Eventually. Y’all didn’t think Homestuck was over right? The ride never ends.
I mean, that’d be useful, but it’s also going off the assumption that you’d have extensive knowledge of SBURB going into it. Let’s be fair, most SBURB scenarios we have in our minds stem from the idea that, as we are, SBURB could just begin tomorrow and we’d play it- In reality, if SBURB were real, chances are we’d know nothing about it and like, 99% of us would be dead before we can figure what’s going on, let alone get an App to make the trip through SBURB easier.
In all seriousness, if WhatPumpkin keeps developing games after Hauntswitch, which, I hope they will and see no reason why they wouldn’t- An official Homestuck Fighting Game would be a dream come true, I feel, even more than a SBURB Simulator of sorts. Just like a good, Fanservicey 2D Fighting Game with every single character in Homestuck. Please.
If only.
I mean, Feferi and Condy DO exist at the same time, but they’re special cases. It seems Trolls with the same symbol from the same era are really rare, and to have your Ancestor live while you do is likely just as rare- And even if they did still live, there’s the fact Adults are banned from Alternia. Sooo. It’d be an extraordinary case.
Yeah that’s more likely, but yes, who knows the real amount of signs for the Trolls, honestly.
You know that’s not true.