March 2018

So my friend decided to prototype p**n in his sprite, how will this affect the Dersites?

Rule34stuck Session.

I think you should be more concerned about the Underlings than the Carapaces.

Chopping Lord Jack's head resulted in the Clockwork Majyyks to make an explosion, then how come Caliborn's body handled it when he destroyed the Judgement Clock?

I mean he absorbed the power and contained it within so like, it wasn’t leaking out explosively, but, let’s be fair.

Cherubs can fly through Galaxies with just a pair of wings, breathe in the complete void, are able to obliterate planets, and resist the heat and radiation of a Red Giant looming over their world.

Cherubs are some fucking tough motherfuckers.

what does p**n even mean

I’m assuming porn.

It could be pawn, plan, or even 'poon

If it’s censored, really, the choices are limited, ya dinguses. :p

how do we know that scratch will be involved again?

He has literally talked to Joey already, and delivered a piece of software to Xefros.

A player is into erotica and then their consorts get a hold of it, suddenly all they talk about are the erotica scenes, everyone abandons the land.

Oh GOD yeah forget about accidentally (or willingly?) prototyping something dirty, if the consorts got their hands on someone’s like, dirty magazines, they would start some kind of weird trend around. I also bet the Crocodiles would be the most likely Consorts to do this.

did .. did i miss that while playing the first act?

Apparently? Him talking to Joey is hard to find- You need to check the Hint System right after going through the Portal, and it reveals that the Hint Guy is, in fact, Doc Scratch, who’s back at it being creepy contacting who’s potentially a Light Player and a young girl. That creepy ass fucker. :I

Also, I mean. Scratchware? “All the messages received to and from this device are secured. As a one-time offer, all the messages already sent are also protected. Do you agree that you are already subject to the terms and services?”

the plural of dingus is actually dingi

You know, I was about to do that. “Dinguses? Dingi?” joke thing I do from time to time and I didn’t, but I’m glad to see you were there to correct me.

Could a theif of Doom's powers be somewhat related to cannibalism or scavaging? Stealing food from someone's or something's death?

Stealing through Death… Morbid but, it does sound like a scavenger.

Could a space player change gravity on an object (making it super heavy or almost weightless)? Also do they need to touch it or just concentrate really hard at the object?

Jade shows she doesn’t even need to touch stuff to manipulate. Weight sounds like something that could be easily manipulated yes, but it’d depend on the item and how much, and also what Class.

I feel that completely blank eyes for the dead are a bit bland. What about them having gray irises?

But how will Damara stare, peek and side-eye others without being found out then?

Scratch instgated the whole over throw of trizza because the grub meteor would be coming soon and he didn't want there to be two fuchsai bloods.

It wouldn’t matter whether Trizza was alive or not because Condy could easily take her out before Feferi arrived just as well. Also we don’t know how far in the past this is happening? So it may not even align chronologically.

In fact, he instigated Trizza’s ascent to power as implied by Dammek’s scrawlings. Whether he’s also plotted her downfall, that’s yet to be seen.

It's fifteen years before the events of Homestuck.

On Earth, but not necessarily on Alternia.

Is pesterchum a thing yet because by now I think it should have been made

It actually is, not sure where you can download it but it’s a perfectly functional chat client. Or was. Haven’t opened it in a while.

Isn't sburb supposed to be released this Year? On 4/13

Nnnnot really?

When is it then

If you’re talking real life, who knows. If you’re talking in-canon, SBURB Beta came out in 2009, and SBURB Alpha in 2011.

i feel like if any fandom would get their story to come to life, it would be homestuck. the homestuck fandom's crazy enough, creative enough, and determined enough that i could see a big team coming together and making a real-life sburb. i've already seen some stupidly detailed and amazing homestuck fan projects in the past. it might not be so implausible especially now with the ever-improving virtual reality technology...

Let me say this straight away, the moment ‘SBURB is Real’ becomes a thing we can say, y’all don’t have to to think about the morality of whether to play it or not, because I’ll jump in RIGHT AWAY so the meteors are coming whether you play it or not.

If the definition for active players is that they do things for/to themselves and passive players do things for others wouldnt that make a heir active and a witch passive because heirs change into their aspect and let their aspect change them like john turning to air when he almost got stabbed by bec noir while i havent really seen any witches do things for themselves they change others with their aspect like jade making people/whole planets shrink/grow thanks for coming to my ted talk

You’re confusing Selfishness/Selflessness with Action and Reaction. By that same logic, too, you could say John allows his Aspect to change him while Jade directly changes the planets’ sizes.

Do player lands have a day/night cycle? Or is the house constantly pointing towards Skaia? I think it’s the latter, but I don’t know if it’s ever shown in comic.

The house is always pointing towards Skaia- However the Planets seem to be unnaturally illuminated everywhere? Like, there’s not quite a central ‘Sun’ lighting everything, even if Skaia seems to act like it. So there may be an artificial day/night cycle maybe?

But isnt that what exactly happend to jade and john in homestuck i just dont umderstand how john changed wind/freedom for the cast also whats action and reaction is reaction just a simpler term for passive im so confused

Yes it is what happened, I meant that the same thing you were putting as Active for John and passive for Jade is actually the opposite EVEN if we take a simple Active/Passive meaning without going into Selfish/Selfless.

All I’m trying to say is John’s primary drive is mostly all about helping others (Retcon Quest, Poofing around the GO Session), even though he can occasionally still use his powers Actively (Defend himself, attack with wind), while Jade’s primary drive is about helping herself (Making Jadesprite to take Jack down without thinking about how Jadesprite would feel about this, and pretty much erasing Bec’s being in the process, her desire to be awake in the Session and help even though it risked becoming Grimbark again, just because she couldn’t deal with simply staying asleep and doing nothing), while still obviously doing things for her friends (I mean it’s Jade, she’s just a sweetheart in general).

How would you be able to go to a scratched session

If it’s already been Scratched from your perspective, chances are you can’t. The Furthest Ring has weird Time though so maybe you could access it there.

Do mages change what is known while seers already know the aspect in advance How are bards different from princes aside from the selfless/selfish part how would their powers be different Also if each class had one word/verb for their powers what would it be? Like Lord=command Muse=inspire Maid=make Sylph=heal Witch=manipulate Heir=change Page=served Knight=serve Im just having trouble with the outlaw thieves and rogues, prophet mages and seers and noble princes and bards classes sorry its long

See, the thing about the Active and Passive Classes when it comes to their powers is that, the differences they have are very minor? And they tend to be tendencies, rather than fixed ways. So the Destruction of a Prince and the Destruction of a Bard may change more because of HOW they act and, as such, how they use their powers, rather than WHAT their powers can actually do, potentially. The verb is still linked to the same root verb to the pairs, though, which makes it hard to actually divide them individually, SPECIALLY Rogues and Thieves, although perhaps you could say the Thief ‘amasses’ and the Rogue ‘distributes’? Although, again, it’s not by any means a definitive thing, nor something the other can’t also do, but. Tendencies and Leanings.

I'm calling it right now, Death Stranding is just our timeline's Sburb, I'm entirely ready to believe that Sburb is a Hideo Kojima game

You know that, of Kojima, I would absolutely believe it.

What’s funny about Jade not wanting to sleep and do nothing is that that sounds more in line with a Time player than a Space player.

As a Witch, she’s practical, and if she thinks she could help out the Session in any way, she’s gotta do it! Restraining herself and dealing with stuff she doesn’t want to deal with makes her angery.

If sburb is real, are we forced to play it?

If SBURB is real, only a single group of Players should be theoretically forced to play it.

Is there any possible way for Trizza to survive well into the events of Homestuck? Because as things are it appears she's doomed by canon.

Heavily, heavily, heavily, heavily unlikely. There’s already talk about the protagonists surviving through the Snake Portal, but Trizza’s a ruthless lowblood mass-murderer and kind of a dick? Even if the Snake Portal provided the means for everyone to escape somewhere else, Trizza is still. An asshole.

What's death stranding

I wish I knew buddy.

I wish I knew.

Dumb Headcanon; Our universe as we know it is some SBURB session's Ultimate Reward universe, the winners are deliberatly hiding this fact from us for secrecy's sake, and that session just so happened to have a Space Player in it who looks a bit too similar to Andrew Hussie for anyone's personal comfort level to handle.

Pfffft, amazing. Does that mean all the, like. Immortal Famous Actors that have lookalikes dating back from like the Middle Age and back are all part of this Session?

I just thought of something tragic about jasperose, the rose part of her can't be with her version of kanaya in the afterlife =<

I’m more sad about the version of Kanaya in the afterlife (If she’s still around after, you know, Black Hole), I’d say Jasprose is a very content (and horny) cat even without Kanaya around.

wait jasprose is horny

Yes. She’s like. Rose without a filter, and also with no-longer-neutered cat libido.

Hey its the anon who asked about mages/alot of other classes again sorry for the long ask from last time but do you know how a mage could use their powers/knowledge of their aspect for themselves while a seer is basiclly a handy guide to their aspect ive heard theories about how mages lack their aspect like meulin not being able to find love or sollux surviving somthing that could/did easly kill other characters thank you

Not sure about the Mages lacking anything, but I mean, Meulin is very much a textbook example of using Knowledge for herself, she uses the fact she’s the groups relationship adviser to make her Ships canon.

I'm sorry but I require proof for your horniness accusations

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Did you see the new Trollcall? Do you have any ideas that odd Highblood is about and maybe a reason why they're horns are white and black and not the tradititonal colors?

Facepaint on Horns.

I have no idea who this douchebag is though.

I thought that highblood was a pirate before the shitty reveal.

I didn’t think it was a shitty reveal, y’all need to chill down.

.... okay yes she is very horny

And that’s without screencapping the many instances of Cookietits.

i really dont get why people are upset over this. I think its hilarious

As far as I’ve seen:

-Some people don’t like their design (Fair I guess? Not all of them can be winners, I think the Horn Paint gives them style and the neck chain thing reminds me of the ICP being rappers)

-Some people are just mad we didn’t get another seadweller (As always, y’all, we’ll get Seadwellers on Act 3 if we don’t get them on Act 2, jeez)

-Some people just wanted more information about them and are disappointed at how ‘lazy’ this feels? (Which is stupid because literally none of the Troll Calls has given us enough information to actually like, know these characters, we just have little meme-y tid-bits of information, we’re gonna get to know them in the game, not with three sentences next to their head, also saying that makes you sound really entitled? We could have radio silence for 4 months, but instead we get cool teases and design reveals and a contest, y’all are just thirsty for more, let the game come out before saying how ‘disappointing’ a Troll was, that’s literally the dumbest thing ever)

My theory? Guzma troll

YAHBOI GUZZMA.

Whomst Isthis is a valud troll name

Whomst Isthis, Whomst Tefuck, Wostis Duxbag, the Fandom really’s getting creative for this one’s name. :p

HC: any character that has a gold upper canine tooth has some conection to claiborn and lord english.

I mean it checks out. Let’s see how WHOMST fits this.

First, are we just going to refer to the new High-blood as Whomst? Second, I doubt we'll get a Violet blood, just going off of the shape of the silhouettes' horns, because they seem like jade bloods. Which is something that I was wondering about: the Jade bloods. They're supposed to be rare, which I think was bothering some people, but we don't know what the setting of Act 2 is yet. There's probably a reason why there are more high bloods than low bloods that we don't know.

6 of a caste, at most, is not big enough of a sample size to say like, “more or less rare” on Alternia, so it’s not like any pattern or canon is broken by having like, 7 Jades. It just seems we’re in the continent? Act 3 may happen closer to the coast, or in one of the underwater cities, where there are more Seadwellers.

Also yes I’m gonna call them Whomst for now.

who would win in an all out war between the lowbloods and highbloods (Teal and up minus Purple cuz of their voodoo)

I think History kind of speaks for itself on this one.

Do you consider cerulean high or mid blood? I always considered it high blood since Kankri calls the landdweller nobility "CIPs" but most people seem to split the hemospectrum up into 4ths?

If you’re separating Landwellers and Seadwellers, then the Cerulean-Indigo-Purples do fit into that three-color spectrum that would be considered the Highest of the High. I’m not even sure if the term ‘Midblood’ has any validity when it comes to Alternia, or the strict divide between Highbloods and Lowblods. It may honestly depend on how casteist someone is.

Either way, I tend to consider Ceruleans and Teals BOTH, Highbloods by dividing the Hemospectrum at the middle, and Midbloods if we consider Jades and Olives to be Midbloods as well.

Other than pre-entry prototyping, what determines characteristics of the minions like imps and ogres? Like John had shale imps and the others had chalk or uranium or something else. Are those traits decided by anything?

Those are decided by associated elements with the Players, as well as general color patterns and what Land they are in.

its very clear that rose is still devastated abt kanaya amd isn't truly happy she's just covering it up

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Definitely.

Headcanon/AU: The Breach isn't actually an all-consuming death ball of intense gravity, it instead is basically a gateway to what's esentially an empty plane of existence for all the players and such who "lost" the game by not having been the ones to live through SBURB. Its like one big contained dream bubble that exists someplace else where the Living can't reach them or bring them back via shenanigans. Death let people wander back into Life more than enough times to be done messing around.

If the epilogue doesn’t end with Lord English unsuccessfully shaking the door of the Afterlife trying to get out, but being blocked by an instrument on the other side, and Death dragging a cupboard full of games into frame, I will be extremely disappointed.

I'm sorry do you think .ROSESPRITE, thats just rose is totally fine? rose is under 7 layers of emotional ...hidings.?..... at all times.

Rosesprite is melancholic about not being able to be with Kanaya, but she DOES find purpose in being mixed with a Sprite, and then as Jasprose that kind of fades entirely, too. But even as a bit melancholic, she’s come back from what was basically losing everything she had.

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She may not be her happiest yet, but I wouldn’t say she’s psychologically tortured either.

What would you classpect Lil Cal as? I always thought something along the lines of a Bard of Doom. But then, what about Doc Scratch? I thought he would be very similar, but maybe he would be like a Heir. What do you think?

Being a First Guardian, Scratch is closely tied to Space, even though he has bits of Heir, Prince, Void and Heart (With some Mind thrown into the mix perhaps?). Either way, Lil Cal, even being a vessel of Lord English, is just. Not alive? There’s nothing about Lil Cal that can be classpected because he’s an item, and specifically, a vessel for Lord English, so if anything he would be like. English Classpects?

Can you make a fictional character real with the alchemiter

It’s likely you can’t outright alchemize something living, but you can prototype one into existence.

Chahut fuses with Polypa to form Konyyl

Lmao. When I saw Chahut’s silhouette I was really hoping she’d be an Oliveblood. As it turns out, I’m more than down with the clown in the end, but Konyyl, Konyyl was pretty much what I wanted Chahut to be, based on the shape.