So my friend decided to prototype p**n in his sprite, how will this affect the Dersites?
Rule34stuck Session.
I think you should be more concerned about the Underlings than the Carapaces.
Rule34stuck Session.
I think you should be more concerned about the Underlings than the Carapaces.
I mean he absorbed the power and contained it within so like, it wasn’t leaking out explosively, but, let’s be fair.
Cherubs can fly through Galaxies with just a pair of wings, breathe in the complete void, are able to obliterate planets, and resist the heat and radiation of a Red Giant looming over their world.
Cherubs are some fucking tough motherfuckers.
I’m assuming porn.
If it’s censored, really, the choices are limited, ya dinguses. :p
He has literally talked to Joey already, and delivered a piece of software to Xefros.
Oh GOD yeah forget about accidentally (or willingly?) prototyping something dirty, if the consorts got their hands on someone’s like, dirty magazines, they would start some kind of weird trend around. I also bet the Crocodiles would be the most likely Consorts to do this.
Apparently? Him talking to Joey is hard to find- You need to check the Hint System right after going through the Portal, and it reveals that the Hint Guy is, in fact, Doc Scratch, who’s back at it being creepy contacting who’s potentially a Light Player and a young girl. That creepy ass fucker. :I
Also, I mean. Scratchware? “All the messages received to and from this device are secured. As a one-time offer, all the messages already sent are also protected. Do you agree that you are already subject to the terms and services?”
You know, I was about to do that. “Dinguses? Dingi?” joke thing I do from time to time and I didn’t, but I’m glad to see you were there to correct me.
Stealing through Death… Morbid but, it does sound like a scavenger.
Jade shows she doesn’t even need to touch stuff to manipulate. Weight sounds like something that could be easily manipulated yes, but it’d depend on the item and how much, and also what Class.
But how will Damara stare, peek and side-eye others without being found out then?
It wouldn’t matter whether Trizza was alive or not because Condy could easily take her out before Feferi arrived just as well. Also we don’t know how far in the past this is happening? So it may not even align chronologically.
In fact, he instigated Trizza’s ascent to power as implied by Dammek’s scrawlings. Whether he’s also plotted her downfall, that’s yet to be seen.
On Earth, but not necessarily on Alternia.
It actually is, not sure where you can download it but it’s a perfectly functional chat client. Or was. Haven’t opened it in a while.
Nnnnot really?
If you’re talking real life, who knows. If you’re talking in-canon, SBURB Beta came out in 2009, and SBURB Alpha in 2011.


Let me say this straight away, the moment ‘SBURB is Real’ becomes a thing we can say, y’all don’t have to to think about the morality of whether to play it or not, because I’ll jump in RIGHT AWAY so the meteors are coming whether you play it or not.
You’re confusing Selfishness/Selflessness with Action and Reaction. By that same logic, too, you could say John allows his Aspect to change him while Jade directly changes the planets’ sizes.
The house is always pointing towards Skaia- However the Planets seem to be unnaturally illuminated everywhere? Like, there’s not quite a central ‘Sun’ lighting everything, even if Skaia seems to act like it. So there may be an artificial day/night cycle maybe?
Yes it is what happened, I meant that the same thing you were putting as Active for John and passive for Jade is actually the opposite EVEN if we take a simple Active/Passive meaning without going into Selfish/Selfless.
All I’m trying to say is John’s primary drive is mostly all about helping others (Retcon Quest, Poofing around the GO Session), even though he can occasionally still use his powers Actively (Defend himself, attack with wind), while Jade’s primary drive is about helping herself (Making Jadesprite to take Jack down without thinking about how Jadesprite would feel about this, and pretty much erasing Bec’s being in the process, her desire to be awake in the Session and help even though it risked becoming Grimbark again, just because she couldn’t deal with simply staying asleep and doing nothing), while still obviously doing things for her friends (I mean it’s Jade, she’s just a sweetheart in general).
If it’s already been Scratched from your perspective, chances are you can’t. The Furthest Ring has weird Time though so maybe you could access it there.
See, the thing about the Active and Passive Classes when it comes to their powers is that, the differences they have are very minor? And they tend to be tendencies, rather than fixed ways. So the Destruction of a Prince and the Destruction of a Bard may change more because of HOW they act and, as such, how they use their powers, rather than WHAT their powers can actually do, potentially. The verb is still linked to the same root verb to the pairs, though, which makes it hard to actually divide them individually, SPECIALLY Rogues and Thieves, although perhaps you could say the Thief ‘amasses’ and the Rogue ‘distributes’? Although, again, it’s not by any means a definitive thing, nor something the other can’t also do, but. Tendencies and Leanings.
You know that, of Kojima, I would absolutely believe it.
As a Witch, she’s practical, and if she thinks she could help out the Session in any way, she’s gotta do it! Restraining herself and dealing with stuff she doesn’t want to deal with makes her angery.
If SBURB is real, only a single group of Players should be theoretically forced to play it.
Heavily, heavily, heavily, heavily unlikely. There’s already talk about the protagonists surviving through the Snake Portal, but Trizza’s a ruthless lowblood mass-murderer and kind of a dick? Even if the Snake Portal provided the means for everyone to escape somewhere else, Trizza is still. An asshole.
I wish I knew buddy.
Pfffft, amazing. Does that mean all the, like. Immortal Famous Actors that have lookalikes dating back from like the Middle Age and back are all part of this Session?
I’m more sad about the version of Kanaya in the afterlife (If she’s still around after, you know, Black Hole), I’d say Jasprose is a very content (and horny) cat even without Kanaya around.
Yes. She’s like. Rose without a filter, and also with no-longer-neutered cat libido.
Not sure about the Mages lacking anything, but I mean, Meulin is very much a textbook example of using Knowledge for herself, she uses the fact she’s the groups relationship adviser to make her Ships canon.

Facepaint on Horns.
I have no idea who this douchebag is though.
I didn’t think it was a shitty reveal, y’all need to chill down.
And that’s without screencapping the many instances of Cookietits.
As far as I’ve seen:
-Some people don’t like their design (Fair I guess? Not all of them can be winners, I think the Horn Paint gives them style and the neck chain thing reminds me of the ICP being rappers)
-Some people are just mad we didn’t get another seadweller (As always, y’all, we’ll get Seadwellers on Act 3 if we don’t get them on Act 2, jeez)
-Some people just wanted more information about them and are disappointed at how ‘lazy’ this feels? (Which is stupid because literally none of the Troll Calls has given us enough information to actually like, know these characters, we just have little meme-y tid-bits of information, we’re gonna get to know them in the game, not with three sentences next to their head, also saying that makes you sound really entitled? We could have radio silence for 4 months, but instead we get cool teases and design reveals and a contest, y’all are just thirsty for more, let the game come out before saying how ‘disappointing’ a Troll was, that’s literally the dumbest thing ever)
YAHBOI GUZZMA.
Whomst Isthis, Whomst Tefuck, Wostis Duxbag, the Fandom really’s getting creative for this one’s name. :p
I mean it checks out. Let’s see how WHOMST fits this.
6 of a caste, at most, is not big enough of a sample size to say like, “more or less rare” on Alternia, so it’s not like any pattern or canon is broken by having like, 7 Jades. It just seems we’re in the continent? Act 3 may happen closer to the coast, or in one of the underwater cities, where there are more Seadwellers.
Also yes I’m gonna call them Whomst for now.
I think History kind of speaks for itself on this one.
If you’re separating Landwellers and Seadwellers, then the Cerulean-Indigo-Purples do fit into that three-color spectrum that would be considered the Highest of the High. I’m not even sure if the term ‘Midblood’ has any validity when it comes to Alternia, or the strict divide between Highbloods and Lowblods. It may honestly depend on how casteist someone is.
Either way, I tend to consider Ceruleans and Teals BOTH, Highbloods by dividing the Hemospectrum at the middle, and Midbloods if we consider Jades and Olives to be Midbloods as well.
Those are decided by associated elements with the Players, as well as general color patterns and what Land they are in.


Definitely.
If the epilogue doesn’t end with Lord English unsuccessfully shaking the door of the Afterlife trying to get out, but being blocked by an instrument on the other side, and Death dragging a cupboard full of games into frame, I will be extremely disappointed.
Rosesprite is melancholic about not being able to be with Kanaya, but she DOES find purpose in being mixed with a Sprite, and then as Jasprose that kind of fades entirely, too. But even as a bit melancholic, she’s come back from what was basically losing everything she had.

She may not be her happiest yet, but I wouldn’t say she’s psychologically tortured either.
Being a First Guardian, Scratch is closely tied to Space, even though he has bits of Heir, Prince, Void and Heart (With some Mind thrown into the mix perhaps?). Either way, Lil Cal, even being a vessel of Lord English, is just. Not alive? There’s nothing about Lil Cal that can be classpected because he’s an item, and specifically, a vessel for Lord English, so if anything he would be like. English Classpects?
It’s likely you can’t outright alchemize something living, but you can prototype one into existence.
Lmao. When I saw Chahut’s silhouette I was really hoping she’d be an Oliveblood. As it turns out, I’m more than down with the clown in the end, but Konyyl, Konyyl was pretty much what I wanted Chahut to be, based on the shape.