March 2018

What component of English was mind? I think you might be mixing a few things up

I’m more taking the extremely cerebral Hal as sort of a weird, possible dichotomy of Heart and Mind, he’s at his core just a Splinter of a Heart Player, but being a computer without emotions makes it sort of weird in my eyes. That being said, by the time he fuses with Equius, he does gain emotions and becomes more Heart-y.

Would any of the Jadebloods in the troll call be more motherly than Kanaya and Porrim/Dolorosa?

Not a Jadeblood, but Stelsa gives me a “Suburban Mom” vibe. Bronya seems like she may be the most like that of them? 

How are you :)

I’m existing.

What aspect would relate more to physical strength?

It depends. Rage and Void both seem to have ties to it, but you could also make a case for Space and Life.

What is strength? The ability to exert force. What does force do? Cause or prevent movement. I’d say that’s a strong argument for Space, or even Breath. What are the canonical ties to Rage and Void?

Motion as Force could definitely work, and Space, yeah of course. Rage though, going Berserker, blind anger, it seems closely related. Void relating to Physicality where Light relates to Ideas makes it tie with Strength- Paired with the ‘Lack’, as in, Lack of Weapon as well, both Equius and Roxy have Fistkind as one of their Specibi, and the whole Indigo caste, Void-bound, seems to be tied to physical strength.

Are you existing semi-okay?

Yeah! I was just being a doofus.

I just realized I can classpect my characters and if my space and time elementals aren't that aspect I will completely rework their personalities until they are

Yep! Classpecting your OCs is fun AND useful.

So I'm a Knight of Space, and I was wondering how well you thought Pseudo-Weapon kind would work out (this being fake weapons) This strife kind I believe could range all the way from Nerf Weapons to LARP weapons to Dull Metal weapons. I have wooden katanas, some nerf guns, and dull blades to begin with, so I was wondering what you think they could end up becoming and how effective they'd end up. and any ideas on the Strife Deck in general

I was also wondering what you’d think about just prototyping chess pieces into your sprite POST entry then adding amazing things like a Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta action figure

Most Strife Specibi can likely be used by anyone, but that sort of Specibus and a Knight of Space would work nicely in Tandem I feel. Also, that’s kind of the way you should play SBURB if you knew about it beforehand- Prototype something useless pre-entry, get it overpowered post-entry.

If we assume that WHO IS THIS?'s horns are the same height as Gamzee's then how did he paint his horns up to the tip by himself?

I mean why assume anything through comparisons? You can see their arm and the length of their horns, WHOMST may have needed help to paint them, or they have a lot of patience to reach and carefully paint.

what if Whoizz Disguy just like. opened a couple cans of paint and did a handstand and dipped his horns in em

It’s stripped paint, I don’t think there’s Paint that comes in even stripes that’d leave anything like that after dipping in it.

What do you think are the Most powerful classpects in these five categories: 1.) 1v1 dueling against people 2.) Fighting against armies 3.) Leadership 4.) Healer 5.) Therapist

That’s extremely subjective, which is why I don’t do these often, although I appreciate the specifity! The issue is- Even specifying like that? I can simply not tell.

Take the Healer for Example! You could say the Sylph of Life is the Ultimate Healer. Life Players are tied to Healing after all, and Sylphs Heal, so they’re like, Double Healers! Aaaaand that’s when it dawns on you that Physical Wounds aren’t all that has to be healed some times. You move on to psychological issues, and things get messy. You move on to Metaphysical Healing, and you have a whole other beast on your hands, which would force you to specify WHAT do you want to have healed.

Similarly, Leadership. Both Blood and Breath have been tied to Leadership, so it’d make sense it’d be one of the two Aspects! But which? Breath inspires Leadership through Drive and Heroicism basically, their forward motion makes others tag along. Blood is more closely related to personal matters and attachment. A Blood Leader is one with the people they lead. But- Wait… Then you have, for example. A Seer of Light! You may inspire others and lead them with some other Aspect, but say, a Seer of Light? They could guide you to the most fortunate path. Who wouldn’t want them to lead the group? Or a Knight of Heart, fighting with everything they have to protect the group, reliable, you’d trust them to be the leader!

So, which one is the best? It depends entirely on the extremely specific situation, down to the people who have said Aspects, what’s led up to that moment, and what needs to be done. That is why there’s no ‘More powerful Classpect’, ever.

[time anon 1/3] Big question coming, sorry if it's a bit convoluted! When John skipped ahead and doomed the timeline, the Trolls stopped being able to communicate with them. There's only one Alpha Timeline, but is it that only the people in one session get doomed and just go into their own split-off pocket with just them, rather than "one person slips up and everybody in every sburb session going on in that universe is in a doomed timeline now"?

[time anon 2/3] It’s gotta be that way otherwise time players would be like “uh we’ve been doomed 10,000 times by stuff outside of our session”. But there can only be one Alpha Timeline, so how does that work? Is the doomed session simply “cut off” of the alpha timeline, and the individual doomed session alone?

[time anon 3/3] (For this part of the question, please assume that Aranea’s theory that Jake’s hopesplosion could undoom a timeline was true.) If you were to doom Session A and Session B simultaneously, move the players from Doomed!Session B to Doomed!Session A, then undoom Doomed!Session A via hopesplosion, does that mean you’re also undooming a totally empty Doomed!Session B, or does Doomed!Session B’s respective Alpha!Session B (where they never left) keep existing?

I never quite thought of it that way but you know what? That poses an interesting question about the mechanics of Doomed Timelines. It’s true Terezi fucked the Timeline up so that one Timeline was like, an offshot the Trolls couldn’t reach- But shouldn’t there have been Trolls in that Timeline too? There’s two explanations, either indeed the Doomed Versions are ‘cut off’ from the rest of their reality, before fading, or… Gamzee killed everyone, since he seems to go Berserk in Doomed Timelines. So it’s hard to tell which actually happened. It was also early with the Timeline Mechanics, so there’s the possibility Hussie hadn’t settled the bases yet? Hard to tell, I’ll love to read it in the commentary of the upcoming books.

As for ‘Undooming’, the thing is that you’re making too many assumptions. First of all, Aranea’s plan isn’t using Jake’s Hopexplosion, it’s using her own powers. Jake is just a tool to get shit done first. But also, when you ‘Undoom’ something somehow, you Undoom the continuum of the Timeline- There’s not a ‘fixed’ repaired state, what you’re doing is preventing the Timeline from fading. Whatever fucked up stuff happened still happened. You’re just not going to cease to exist. If Undooming even works. So literally nothing would change other than the fact things wouldn’t simply black out.

WHO IS THIS? could've just dipped their horns in paint and then used one of those paint rollers to apply the stripes that'd make doing it easier. my real concern here isn't how they did it it's how to purple-bloods have white paint? trolls use blood as paint. no one has white blood. i though maybe doc scratch supplied it but he doesn't even have blood. there are logical ways but so are there of getting regular paint but instead they use blood so i doubt they use the logical way for the white.

They don’t necessarily have to use blood though? Nepeta does because she wild, but like, when Trolls use Grubs for paint, it’s likely they do it the way we do it in real life, where some insects are used for their pigments. They have like, a shit ton of little multicolor grubs so they take advantage to make colorful stuff. White is plenty abundant in literally every Lusus ever.

I think, it might be a case of timelines existing independently in various spaces and dimesions. Time goes relatively depending on observer (while it was outright stated that each Universe has its own timeline, judging by Jade interacting with Jake, even within one universe separate timelines can exist (with given definition of separate since alpha came from reset of beta) and until you do come within a timeline, it is like a story to you, interactive mayby, but you are not "an actor" just yet.

It’s really a curious conundrum Homestuck poses, and the specifics of Timeline Shenanigans are one of the few basic things Homestuck does I’m not 100% certain about quite yet. There’s so many variables.

I wonder, what can Universe DNA determine... like... natural laws? existence of magic? tendency of species towards developing psychic powers? Can there be a universe where instead of planets we have a load of bowls with water sitting on top of turtles? Appearance of the frog? All the ways the Ultimate frogs can differ.

Given what we’ve seen on Universe A, B and C, the Genetic Code doesn’t exactly affect much other than how healthy the Frog is and possibly the configuration of galaxies and stars and such. Natural Laws seem to apply the same to all 3 Universes, Magic is tied to Aspects, and Aspects are the building blocks of Reality in all of Paradox Space, ergo they are immutable and part of every Universe. I do know, though, physically, Planets could also take the shape of a Torus so maybe there’s a genetic sequence to get more Donut Planets. Color of the Genesis Frog also seems to be a thing. In general, it seems the code is more concerned with Billious Slick as an entity rather than the Universe within- But there could also be something to do with the Species and the Sessions it will spawn.

Also some people Headcanon that the last Genesis Frog is a sequence that gives Cherubs to the Universe, they are defined as a sort of ‘immune system’ after all, so it’d make sense for them to be defined within the parameters of the Frog’s DNA.

do GO! karkat and kanaya have ghosts? i mean, they were literally drowned in lava and completely evaporated, respectively.

Ghost John was also similarly vaporized by Typheus’ fiery glare, chances are there’s Ghosts of them around.

And of course Gamzee keeps being the biggest mystery Ghost-wise.

You know, Soleil twins cover halves of their faces. And one twin is smiling while the other is looking sad. Gamzee when he gets cut in half. One half of his face is smiling. The other is not. And he becomes a part of the God if that religion that most purples seem to be involved in.

Yep, there’s some deep Clown Lore symbology there. I’d also wait hold a bit on the speculation until Act 2 is out, there seem to also be a lot of references to Juggalo Culture in general and I want to see how it pans out before casting a stone into the void.

Only one more week of Troll Call left! What do you think is going to happen once it's complete? Will Act 2 be released? Or are we just gonna have to wait more, with no word from What Pumpkin?

I think the most likely thing is that the week after the Troll Call is done we’ll get a Trailer for Act 2, with a release date, which I am imagining to be 4/13.

What if after the final Troll Cal we get the Class test days or months after?

Please.

Do you think act 2 will be a update to hiveswap or will it be released as a separate game?

That’s a good question, I think it may be a different game? But I’m not exactly sure.

Lususes have coloured blood too though? It’s present frequently in the comic (specifically seen the best in Eridan’s early panels, where he shoots a whale lusus that spurts out violet blood). Unless you’re talking about their fur/pigment..? White paint is honestly a mystery irl too.

Yeah, their blood is colored like the Trolls’ Hemospectrum, but they may be able to get pigment from their bodies. Specially insectoid Lusii, I’d imagine.

I'm starting to think that hiveswap Alternia is not the same one from chapter 4 hivebent. I'm saying its not the same planet, but the beta trolls created the universe that the beta kids live in and are not physically in that universe. I guess I HC that this is the beta kids alternia with none of the beta trolls showing up, and the one that Lord English razes in homestuck.

That’s. Not how it works, Universes aren’t identical, there’s not an ‘Alternia’ on the Red Universe, it’s on the Blue, and they’re two entirely different instances of a Universe. There’s no Trolls on the Red Universe as far as we know.

With that being said, the portal juju is a dimensional gateway?

Yep. It can change Locations and Universes, arguably it may also be able to connect two different points in Time.

Due to ectobiology, are all the kids related to each other or is there a disticnt split like, john, jade, jane,and jake are from the harley side and rose, dave, roxy, and dirk are from lolande and strider side?

John and Jade are genetically related (and to Jake and Jane), Dave and Rose are genetically related (And to Dirk and Roxy). No one else is. Roxy, Dirk, Jane and Jake were all clones of themselves, with no relation, with John and Jade coming from the mixing of Jane and Jake’s genes, and Rose and Dave from the mixing of Roxy and Dirk’s genes.

What were Bec/Jack Noir's real motives behind causing all of that death and destruction?

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He not like the clown outfit.

A n g r y.

Jack no clown outfit.

One thing that’s so great about Homestuck is that the main problems don’t originate from anywhere, it’s a causal time loop.

I mean, you can trace most things back to English, while also being enforced by a few other bunch of selfish characters. Gamzee seems to be a specially huge source of trouble, having been the one to allow Jack to Ascend, and having made Cal materialize in Dave’s Dream Room. Of course you could always argue that even without Gamzee, the Universe was still Cancerous and bound to die- But it was only Cancerous because the Session lacked the Last Frog, which Kanaya didn’t see because Doc Scratch was the one who woke her up- Again, ultimately, it comes back to a servant/part of Lord English.

How did Gamzee allow Jack to ascend? Jack used the bunny in the green box to get the Queen's ring, and Bec prototyped himself to protect Earth, so I don't really see where Gamzee was involved. The bunny's timeline is weird but I don't think Gamzee had a hand in any of it.

No bunny involved, Gamzee used his Chucklevoodoos to give John nightmares about Harlequin Jack, which made him draw clowns over his posters, which made Dad buy Harlequin paraphernalia thinking his Son liked it, which culminated in the Harlequin Doll John got for his Birthday. Jack went berserk because the Queen started to tease him about dressing up in stupid clown clothes, and sure he killed her because the Bunny happened to be there at the precise moment with the Royal Deringer, but ultimately, without forcing him to play dress-up, he wouldn’t have gone that far.

What is the bunnys timeline?

Dave buys the bunny from a Movie Prop site from the Con Air set, and John gets it. He clings to it and eventually it falls into tar, which leaves it dirty. He gives it to Baby Rose, and it becomes a family Heirloom. She stitches it up to gift it for his birthday, which John gives to Baby Jade. Jade then sends it back and forth to Jake to work on John’s 13th Birthday present, and once it’s finished, well.

There’s a Flash for that.

Could you argue that Time and Space are linked to fate/destiny and ambiguity respectively? Since Time seems to be pretty linear and Space seems to be pretty open-ended, it doesn’t seem like a stretch. The fact of that further adding to their kind of yin-yang relationship? (with some degree of fate in a session, such as God Tiers and such, but with several possibilities? Hopefully that’s not delving too deep into mind territory. :) )

It’s hard to say, Fate seems more tied to Light, the Alpha, but Fate is also indeed tied to Time and the Timelines, so it’s hard to get a clear divide. Not sure about Space as Ambiguity though.

i hate you (i domt i'm kidding )cuz i pressed the "flash""" link

OH HOLY SHIT WRONG LINK LMAOOO

I’ll fix it soon, but if anyone is wondering, this is what I accidentally linked.

OH so Doc Scratch waking Kanaya up wasn’t supposed to normally happen because that’s how Space players find the final frog, by it waking hem up?

It was a thing I found out after re-reading Jade and Kanaya’s conversation pre-Murderstuck. Jade states that she remembers seeing the Frog when she was very little. Her Dream Self on Prospit was staring at a Seed, always a hint of a Game construct. And shortly after, she began sleepwalking and Grandpa had to make her a Dreambot. Then Kanaya says she woke up thanks to Scratch, but also mentions this to have been brief. Scratch only interacts directly when he’s plotting something, and ensuring the Universe is Cancerous by not letting the Space Player find the Frog naturally? That fits the bill.

Would an elemental have both their elemental powers and their godtier powers after acending

Ascending didn’t get rid of the Trolls’ natural caste powers did it?

Totally inconsequential but how exactly did Meenah manage to run away to the moon?

They’re an hyperadvanced species capable of space travel and possessing FTL drives powered by their own biology.

What’s ur opinion on fanspecies?

Why not? There are more Species than the ones we see in Homestuck after all.

do you think karkat might've achieved his full potential as a knight of blood pre-scratch, similarly to how kankri did as a seer post-scratch with the sufferer/signless?

We literally know nothing so, no idea? I’d say Karkat is not entirely unsuccessful in achieving his potential though. Hampered by Vriska specially, but still.

Do you think a troll piercing his/her horns is painful?

And how the heck does trolls pierce their horns?

Likely, drilling. I’ve always headcanoned they’re the most sensitive at the base, so as long as you don’t pierce the red part and do the yellow or even the orange, it wouldn’t be too bad.

How do you think bike are called on Alternia ? Two-wheel-device might be mistaken with a motorbike, so maybe foot-powered-two-wheel-device ??

It’s a Two Wheel Device, because both Kanaya and Porrim have been called the Village Two-Wheel Devices, referring to them being the ‘Town Bicycle’, Kanaya with Auspisticism, and Porrim with Redrom relationships (And perhaps Blackrom as well? Can’t quite remember).

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I think that should be Porrim more than kanaya

I couldn’t find a Porrim Eyebrow Waggle.

Do the alpha kids have a prophecy like the beta kids do if not why don’t they have a prophecy

They are the Nobles who Wait for the Heroes depicted in the Tapestries of the Battlefield Castles.

what's the beta prophecy?

It’s all the flourishes about their roles as told by the Consorts and the Carapaces, there’s a bunch. Basically worldbuilding for their Quest and to slowly ease them into the idea that they are a)Gods, b)Made in a lab, and c)Making a new Universe. 

Why is everyone so obsessed over the bunny? It's a heckin' cool bunbun. Just shoosh about the bunny.... Does the bunny have a name?

Liv Tyler/Terry Kisser.

Is it true that fuschia bloods have a instinct that makes them exstreamly murderus around other fuschia bloods or is it just a trait meenah and condy share

I don’t even think it’s necessarily an instinct, I think it’s just. Meenah being Meenah.

So we got angels as a hope aspect thing, but are there demons? I know Lord english is called a demon, but are there demons like how there were angels?

Maybe? As I’ve mentioned before, too, the Rage Elemental may not be Demons, but Clowns.

That, or Clowns are Demons.

Didn't Vriska say something about how angels were evil and John replied don't you mean demons, and she said something akin to "same thing'?

English IS referred as the Angel of Double Death too, and both Jack and PM are powered up exactly the same but do evoke a Demonic vs Angelic duality. I can’t quite recall about Vriska saying that, but like, there may be something fun to look into there.

When it’s not 4 AM at least.

SLEEP

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SL33P WHO?

Homestuck Highschool AU where Lord English is the asshole english teacher Mr English who gives only bad grades and destroys your future forever!(Also at the end it turns out he was just four students in a big coat all this time.)

Canon.

Hey, are we the audience reading homestuck, lord English? I mean, its kind of dead, and we're looking through its corpse... did Hussie figure out a pattern from the first three adventures and set us up as the villian of homestuck?

Nah, but also partially? No, because Homestuck vilifying the readers is as far from its intent as you can get, Hussie obviously loves the comic and the Fans, he created an enormous, rich story where self inserting is just so easy and fun, encourages us to make content about it and enjoy it and share it. It wasn’t until life and Hiveswap got in the way that he stopped doing regular updates, and even then afterwards he continued putting them on a regular basis rather than all at once, because he knew people liked that update format, EVEN when Homestuck, read archived rather than serially, is much, much better. In the end, the archive readers are the ones who benefit the most from the story, but the update format in the moment was serially only because of the Fans, because he didn’t want to make us wait more and then just dump EVERYTHING at once on us.

That being said, Caliborn and Calliope are us. The Good part and the Bad part of the Fandom respectively, so in a way, Lord English is, partially, the bad side of the Fandom? It’s more tied to Caliborn though, but it shines through on English at times, the disregard for the characters just for the ships, the way he’s at odds with the author, the way his idea of a good story is something so incredibly shitty and gross. Caliborn is definitely the bad side of the Fandom, and Calliope, sweet precious cinnamon roll Calliope, is the good side, encouraging, loving her favorite characters, drawing fanart and fanfiction even if it’s embarrassing, self-inserts and Trollsonas. 

Callie adores the work of Hussie and wants to do more with it and expands on it and makes theories. Caliborn thinks the story is stupid, kills the author, and plants himself in the story to wreck shit up and be an asshole, both as Caliborn with Homosuck, and as Lord English with the Alpha Timeline. But when Caliborn becomes Lord English, he’s. Well, he passes from being “Misogynistic Manchild” to “Actual tyrannical God, enslaver of people and Universes”, so the similarities with the Fandom kind of. Dim. He becomes more of a Force than a Character, in fact.

what would happen if you killed someone else's denizen?

I’d imagine the Grist Hoard would be released just the same? Killing a Denizen isn’t always that easy though, and I’d imagine they may have ways to prevent unfair fights.

Wasn't there a panel of roxy and Jane making out? Like off screen tho. Like calliborn was talking to roxy about how he watched them pillow fight in underwear

Roxy and Jane did have a cutesy, girly pillow fight at some point as Jane mentions when Caliborn teases her about it, and they made out in Cowboy outfits in Roxy’s secret Pony Ride flash.