March 2018

Yessss, he’s so gay and I love him. Also Remele’s hair still makes no sense and I love it. It’s this. Bizarre mohawk-hair bun. She’s doing her best.

OH THAT’S RIGHT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! It’s on a different date in Spain because it would be way too easy to have this already convoluted system happen at the same time everywhere on the world, no, we gotta be out of sync for a while.

SORRY EXCUSE ME ARE YOU FROM SPAIN? IS THAT WHAT IM GETTING HERE??

Yeah.

Im so happy????? That the person behind the homestuck blog i read the most is also from where I am!! You dont even know honestly bless you

I’m so sorry to disappoint, because I also really don’t like it here like, at all, and I’m hoping to move out as soon as I can.

Oh thats fine i just thought you were pretty close! its not that i loove Spain its just that youre the only person from here i know that even knows what homestuck is tbh

Fair enough! :p If you go to anime and comic conventions you may bump into a bunch of people who know Homestuck too, the latest one I went to, there were a few people, a bunch of them in full Cosplay too!

I thought Remele’s hair thing was going to be an Alternian sailor’s cap.

I kind of want to be see concept art of Remele just to see exactly what that hair is doing. Or just. See her idle animation, just a little head tilt from time to time, get a better perspective.

I know this is likely a unpopular opinion but I don't like that everyone is only concerned about the trolls sexuality and gender. I don't care about that stuff, I only want them to be fun and well written characters. then again, this is how most of tumblr sees any characters from any franchise ...

I do agree that there’s people with an absolutely obsessive fixation that ends up being toxic when their headcanons don’t match the canon, HOWEVER it also stems from a lack of representation in any sort of media, and WP being a small and rather progressive indie studio have so far been a holy grail with Hiveswap, so most people talking about character gender and sexuality are doing it out of good will and identifying with them, I’d say.

That being said, it’s still saddening to see there’s a vocal bunch of people that will honestly shit on others and on characters like that just because they were wrong about their gender/sexuality, SPECIALLY when we ALSO still have other characters who fit the exact mold they were trying to push on this new character, and EXTRA SPECIALLY when said new character is confirmed to be a Trans Man. 

Anyway segueing into this, if you hate Lanque because he’s a Trans Man you can fuck right off this blog and the Hiveswap tags.

Do you know what could be the meaning of Lanque's rectangle ? All the other have two, and Lanque is the only troll who has only one.

Huh. How did you even notice that, jeez but that’s right… He was also the only named character in the Leaks so, maybe he’s like, the first Troll they had and that’s the first card they made before they mildly changed it? The jade color is also a bit different.

i dislike Lanque because he seems really fucking extra can i stay?

PFT of course you can, that’s a totally valid reason.

What do they mean by Lanque's Rectangle?

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I feel like Lanque being trans will be the only thing people focus on, and so he'll be reduced to a one dimensional character. That's why I dislike him. Not because he's trans, but because of the fandom.

I can understand the concern? But hating a character because of a hypothetical move on the Fandom is kind of stupid and jumping to conclusions. Also if the Fandom can color your opinion of something good that much, you’d do good to stay out of the tag entirely. Not insulting or anything just like, seriously. Enjoy whatever the hell you want and don’t let a few assholes bring you down.

Any thoughts on Lanque being the only Jadeblood we know of with symmetrical horns? It might just be rare for Jadebloods and otherwise totally normal but that’s probably one of the first things I noticed

Huh. True, I didn’t even notice. I think most horn conventions are out of the window though, we do know Jades tend to have hooks, Golds tend to have four horns, and Ceruleans also have hooks sometimes, but like. There’s also a Gold with 3 Horns so likely it’s all tendencies without a specific necessity.

Given Lanque's whole Alquemist deal, crave for eternal life, and being life bound. Maybe his class could be a Maid or Sylph of Life? Or even Thief but I doubt it given Condy is around.

Classpects aren’t necessarily restricted, it’d be interesting seeing someone with the same Classpect as Condy. Maid or Sylph are potentials, but I’ll hold off my judgement until we actually know ANYTHING about these characters.

So I was scrollin through your maid tag, and I came across where someone asked out about creating elementales like angels and stuff. I am here to tell you as a maid of void my elemental would be a single ZHDUN, and he will act when the time is correct

… Zhdun? Isn’t that the- Yes, it’s the weird walrus thing.

Good lord.

What aspect of Sburb do you want to see explored more? I personally want to know more about the Underlings, especially the Lich Queen and that really long one seen in a few panels.

D e n i z e n s.

My Kingdom for more Denizens.

I just took Remele’s hair as a high ponytail with short hair, wrapped by that ribbon you can see hanging down

I mean, even as a ponytail it’s kind of weird. I’m leaning towards ‘Messy bun’ right now.

Let's talk about Lanque for a second. I've been hearing a lot of people say that he's transgender, but I'm also seeing some people say he isn't?? Do we have a definitive answer on this? As a male Virgo I would like to know if its canonically possibly for a JadeBlood to be male.

Okay, let me preface this by saying that, Trans men are men, but I assume you meant if DMAB Jadebloods could still exist, and chances are yeah! Homestuck is all about breaking the mold and being your own person, much like how Classes aren’t gendered even if there’s a perceived genderization of them, Castes should be the same way.

That being said, Lanque IS Trans, as stated by both Poinko and Cohen. People saying he isn’t still haven’t read about it, or are transphobes. Hopefully the former.

I bet remele is a pirate and literally uses heads for cannon ammo

By the card I’m getting a vibe that she’s actually more of an Internet Pirate who ALSO dresses sort of like an actual Pirate.

I know you don't think gendered classes are a thing, but IF they were, what would Lanque's class be? Would it be a male oriented one, or a female oriented one?

If they were, or if Lanque was really dysphoric (I know a few of you have shown discomfort at being Classed in certain ways because of that!), he’d have a neutral or male-coded Class, because he’s a guy.

May I say, I’m also really appreciating Remele Asks and Headcanons because today has been Lanque all day long.

I found troll call card backgrounds on here and this is too much power

Lmao, the templates are good to make a legit-looking Troll Call Card, and there’s so many of them too.

So isn’t Marvus Caprist? That’s the sign that was on his hat.

Nope, he’s a trickster with a fake hat that appears and disappears at random. Can’t trust a clown.

A life player!!!

At long last.

What was the cause of homestuck's popularity? I know it started getting really big around the intro of the trolls. Was it the story? Or the innovative qualities, like the flash pages? Or did more people pile on when they saw how big the fandom was? I'm curious if this is documented anywhere.

As far as I know, it was a mixture of things, the Characters and Convoluted Story kept people coming, but one of the major things that drew people in was the update schedule and the style. The animation was frantic, things were just happening all the way, and things shifted from comedy to gorey horror with existential questions and extreme customization to make your OCs along the way, but the thing is, Hussie’s update schedule was absolutely crazy. Some days you’d get more than one update, others you’d have a pause of a day or two, others you could wake up in the middle of the night with a new animation that kickstarts an entirely new arc or concludes something, it was just hard to tell at that point in the story what was going to happen and everything was leading up to Cascade, little by little…

The issue is that, with the Alphas being introduced, and the update schedule faltering because of other projects and personal issues, people lost steam. Some things began to become too Meta for some people’s likes, other things became big glaring mysteries that would’ve been resolved if they just waited for the next update, except the next update happened months afterwards and at that point they’d forgotten the question. By the time everyone was reunited and leading up to Caliborn’s Yaoi Art Showcase, the Gigapause made people whose interest had dwindled towards other things, simply drop entirely, and many people who got back afterwards had forgotten critical bits of the story that made sense of sections afterwards. Combine this with Game Over dropping shortly after the resume of the Gigapause, and the whole Retcon Quest making people think a lot of the comic had suddenly become irrelevant (Spoilers: It really hadn’t, people are just overdramatic), the Fandom at large began turning against the direction Homestuck was taking, merely because… They had like, over a year to think about how they would have wanted the comic to end, and it didn’t end that way.

Come to think of it? Fandom’s biggest issue is simply setting themselves up for something because of a misconception and getting over-excited about said misconception, before it blows up on their face, and rather than admit they were wrong and taking the new content as it comments, belligerently tearing what’s new down in favor of their own ideas.

That explanation was amazing, thank you!!!

No probs! There may be some inaccuracies, I got into Homestuck between Dirk: Unite and Caliborn: Enter.

Where are Lanques arms like even under his jacket do they not exist or

They seem to be behind his back.

Jack English (1/2) So sorry, but this may be a long one. I was just browsing through Gamzee's biography again, when I started thinking about the Recon, which was pretty convoluted with before and after differences. Pre-Recon, Gamzee delivered Lil Cal to CD to give to Jack English, but Post-Recon who did? Vriska? Then, Pre-Recon and Post-Recon Cherubs. We know Gamzee had to raise them, otherwise they wouldn't have the technology needed to communicate with the Alpha kids and play Sburb, so how did

Jack English (2/2) that work? I read that it was the black hole caused by Jack English that sent Gamzee, the Crowbar, and Yaldabaoth to future Earth Post-Recon. But what about Pre-Recon, as Gamzee died. Say, though, that’s is the timeline where GT Calliope predominated. That said, how would she play Sburb? And how would Earth be there in the first place, since the kids couldn’t finish the game after !GO. So maybe Caliborn predomination and Calliope predomination are both from Post-Recon, so

Jack English (3/2) maybe Gamzee raised them both, but because Calliope’s predomination timeline was destined to be doomed, she and Caliborn simply couldn’t talk to the Alpha kids, like a self fulfilling prophecy. That way, she could still play the game as Gamzee was sent by Jack English to raise them, but paradoxically they (similar to Dave and Rose after John went and died) couldn’t communicate with the kids for whatever reason. (Okay now it’s over)

You know, that’s a good question, Gamzee certainly didn’t deliver Lil Cal so, who did? Maybe it was Condy, she is still English’ Handmaid after all. Or even more terrifyingly… *Shudders* Trickster Vriska.

God could you imagine. It’s up to anyone’s guess though, that’s one change I had NOT considered actually! 

As for Gamzee’s Timeline though, the thing is, for the Game Over Timeline, it’s a Doomed Timeline at that point, chances are it never bore a fruit. God Tier Calliope’s Timeline is even MORE messed up, given she never talked to the Alphas, it’s implied that they straight up… Never contacted each other and didn’t play the game, meaning either when the Betas reached that Session, it was simply them and Condy, alone, or that Calliope’s Session is doomed BECAUSE she was alone- The Timeline could not exist as it would be a paradox, thus making it Doomed, kind of like the Dead Dave that DD killed when he tried to go back in time to recover the book. Dave saw the corpse and thus never went back in time so that body should’ve never even existed. So similarly, Calliope’s predomination would break causality, forcing her to a dead end.

That being said, in a Non-Retcon, Non-Game Over Timeline, just, no Vriska, no Aranea, it’s easy to imagine he’d have just used Aradia’s Music Boxes.

All in all, these Timelines have some paradoxes you have to look more into, and I REALLY want Hussie’s books with commentary to reach Act 6 PRECISELY because of this.

So, how does Condy get to Earth A and B? Was it similar to how Jack went from Earth to the troll's session using one of the meteor base things?

It could be a Station, but even then it still leaves you wondering how she got from Earth A to Earth B. It’s something we don’t know, and while it could be LE Shenanigans, there’s also the possibility the Cherub Portal from Hiveswap is involved in this.

I've taken your class quiz a few times, and every time my result has been a tie between prince & page! How should I decide which one I really am?

Do none of the descriptions call out to you specially?

Are Jack Noirs opposed to the creation of the Genesis Frog like other Dersites or do they tend to not care?

All Dersites are conditioned to hate frogs, given how Jack just sort of. Stomps the frogs in Jade’s house, it’d seem even beyond giant Universe Frogs, the dude just hates amphibians.

Then again, what doesn’t Jack hate?

Hah, that should be a blog, what-does-jack-noir-hate-today?

mmmmm do we know when will the hiveswap contest end? I cant find any end date

No idea, I imagined this week was the last one but. They didn’t say ‘Last week of the contest!’ so it’s likely to continue into next week, if not beyond.

In Nihkee's troll card info, she is a subculture gatekeep. Is that more of a mage thing or seer thing, as a gatekeeper can control what things are let in or out?

If anything wouldn’t that be a Witch/Heir thing. Maybe even a Prince/Bard thing.

do the alfa kids have instruments, or is it just the betas?

Jane does play the Piano, and Dirk raps (+ I think he also has Turntables?) so chances are they play, if not the same, similar instruments.

What happens to dreamselves when they wake up? do they poof back to bed or just pass out where they're standing

If there is a bed to poof back on to, yeah they return to the Moon. John’s Dream Self seemed to disappear when Prospit was destroyed and he was in the Battlefield, but it’s also possible his Dream Self got teleported to the Quest Bed tower of the Battlefield then rather than during his ascension.

Of course, if the Dream Self is the only version left alive, they act just like normal bodies.

Scratch's favourite colour is green because he clothed the Handmaid in green clothes. In my opinion, he could have gave her rust-coloured clothes

I mean have you SEEN the Felt in general. Anything LE-themed is painted in Calliope’s Blood Color.

Remele seems to pucker her lips, any idea why?

Only one reason.

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Which homestuck album is your favorite? Mine is colour and mayham universe a

Hard to tell… Volumes 8 and 10, Strife- Actually I can’t even like. Say just Volumes 8 and 10, they’re.

*Sobs*

They’re all so good. There’s amazing songs in every single alum, and there’s so many good Fan Albums too.

Oo you got a link to the class quiz I’m on mobile

https://homestuckexamination.tumblr.com/post/168160703234/homestuck-mythological-class-quiz

Have you noticed that Lanque's shoe sole is rust, as well as his handkerchief?

It’s from drinking blood from so many rustbloods obviously.

Head canon that lanque is a follower of the signless

Let’s go deeper- Lanque is a follower of the Signless because he believes drinking Mutant Red Blood will grant him eternal life.

I want to make a first guardian for my fan session, is there any specific guidelines I should know about? Like, are the troll guardians more humanoid while the earth guardians are animals?

I don’t think there’s any rules about First Guardians, it’s literally performing Ectobiology on something and mixing it with the First Guardian Genetic Code.

So if trolls get butterfly like wings when ascending to God Tier, why don't Cherubs get the wings that adult Cherubs have? Maybe not Caliborn, as he was stunted through early predomination, but Calliope could.

Well, I mean, Adult Trolls don’t get wings, so that would be a false equivalency. They look cool and that’s. Kind of about it. They’re also completely useless since God Tier already allows you to fly with no need for wings. So it’s a purely aesthetic choice.

That being said, they get it because it references Metamorphosis. Their Quest Bed is a Quest Cocoon, that breaks open upon Ascension. It’s like a larva becoming a butterfly, and as such, they get butterfly wings.

are angels Hope Consorts? do they serve a purpose akin to the fireflies on LOWAS? are they just there chillin' and for aesthetics???

They’re like the fireflies, yes, SBURB spawns NPCs others than Underlings and Consorts. Except Angels are more like Hope Elementals, and Fireflies or Hummingbirds are just like. Animals that are there.

Were the brains on Sollux' land his consorts or?

I think they are, again, like the Angels or the Hummingbirds. Just like. Extra NPCs that aren’t Consorts, thematic to the land.

What's the difference between vision twofold and psiioniics? Also are there any other visions than just vision twofold and vision eightfold?

Isn’t vision twofold kind of a joke because like, normally everyone has two eyes? Otherwise it may just be a fancy name for Psionics. Or perhaps it’s literally a way of calling him four-eyes.

wait EXPLAIN the brains

As seen kind of hovering towards Feferi and Sollux when Sollux was dead on the Alchemiter, Sollux’s Land is just. Full of literal, floating, living brains.

Then what were the trolls consorts?

There are statues of Crocodiles and Iguanas in the Troll Session, and a bunch of living Consorts in the Troll Meteor chests in Alterniabound, so it seems like they’re just more of the same. Consorts seem to all be Herptiles.

i think vision twofold refers to sollux's ability to foreSEE doom and communicate with the imminently deceased alonside regular vision? i'm not sure

Could be! I should re-read his intro. He is a Mage after all, so he could be calling that to his awful hearing of voices of the imminently deceased.

how are players planets and quests decided?

SBURB chooses them as something to challenge them or like, try to develop them as people positively.

Which God Tiers do you think could "heal" grimdarkness? Like both making it stronger and reversing it.

Sylph/Maid of Void would be the obvious answer.