May 2018

so i tried researching what exactly going grimdark is, but the wiki wasn't very helpful. what the hell IS it? something about rejecting your aspect and horrorterrors?

Horrorterrible Voidy Corruption, basically.

why was doc scratch SO obsess with light players? was their something to them he liked?? he fucking creepy dude

Light Players are often concerned with their search for information, looking at the big picture- This makes them easily drawn to him, an Omniscient Being that can promise to show them exactly what they want. To manipulate someone, all you need is dangle something they want in front of their faces, and lead the way- And when your entire existence revolves around having all of the Knowledge, Light is just drawn to you.

Ever wonder how much pain can trolls withstand?

Hard to tell honestly, we see Karkat crying from having Clover dance on him, but then you have Terezi power through being slammed around and stabbed in Game Over. Really I feel it’s more like… A lot of the Trolls we see are badasses that just power through the pain. A better question maybe what is the most painful thing that’s happened to a Troll?

I thought karkat was crying because he was embarrassed/frustrated, not the pain of the fight

I mean, I’m pretty sure it was a mixture of both? I feel no matter how tiny and light some puppet dude is, having him dance on your ribs’ gotta hurt.

Ok then... what is the most painful thing that’s happened to a Troll?

I was asking that to you guys! Duuuh. But, hmm. I would say the most painful thing that’s happened to a Troll is likely the Psionic’s fate being Condy’s battery, up until the Vast Glub.

Imagine a session with only Rage players

A n g e r y

What would a session with only void players look like?

It wouldn’t look like anything, it would be completely blacked out from any of our viewports and you know it.

A session with only Rage players would be a never ending grind tbh

I mean it’s not even a winnable Session given there’s no Space or Time.

Yooooo,it’s ya filthy boi,viricorn,knight of rage here to ask Is it a rage player thing to suddenly have this feeling to go through posts about something you know a lot about and just want to find that one bitchy post just so you can rage at it and yell “DING DONG YOUR OPINION IS MCFUCKIN WRONG” because I certainly do this a lot.Especially if it’s about homestuck theories

Yep it is, 100%.

Is it fair to say trolls, even the ones on the bottom of the hemospectrum, can withstand more pain than humans? You have the example of Terezi, who was alive for quite awhile despite being stabbed so much, versus Rose who was stabbed once

Condy died from a single stab through the chest, and Sollux beared the burning out of his psionics for as long as it took him to get to the Green Sun, so again, seems to be a case by case and wound by wound basis.

If you capchaloged something like a phone (or any other internet device)., and had it open to something specific, (say, a wikipedia page) would the phone with the opened webpage have a different captcha code than a regular phone?

I dooooon’t think the Captcha system is THAT specific. Chances are minor variants of items like that would just show up as the same code as the normal phone.

I honestly can't wait for us homestucks to get the technology to make captchalouging possible

God if we managed to make a real life inventory, it’d be equal times a miracle and also a disaster. 

We really wouldn’t be any better than John raining destruction on his room with Shard Glasses and Cakes.

Which Homestuck character do you think has the most disturbing story and why?

Can I count the entirety of Alternia? Because the entirety of Alternia is fucked UP.

Space player with a frog phobia

The Genesis Frog is Offended.

god i love to be able to capchalog my backpack 🙄 id be shoplifting with that thing forever

Carrying a backpack around when you have an invisible inventory is a dead giveaway you’re out there to steal stuff.

Speaking of which please don’t steal stuff.

What would happen if a thief of doom and a thief of life both used their powers at the same time on one thing

Depends on what they wanted to do both could be wanting to kill the other or heal them to some extent.

a character with a horrific backstory, not the entire race... which on do you choose?

I may have to go with either the Handmaid or Alt Calliope, really.

Im slightly confused about something (mostly because of liveblogs of homestuck), but was condy 'betty crocker' in the beta timeline or is that only in the alpha timeline?

She was, Nanna implies as such- But we don’t know how she made the jump from the Pre to the Post-Scratch Earth.

I’m guessing she simultaneously went to BOTH universes? I know it sounds weird but that seems to be that case.

It could be, but Nanna says she just disappeared- Implying she did make the hop.

How did condy even get to earth after she killed the handmaid?

Unknown. I’m actually betting on Hiveswap to shed some light on this.

So was condy going to take over beta earth before reckoning happened and just somehow switched to post scratch earth.

Seems as such?

A Tea Friend is that one friend (or group of friends) who is very VERY into tea. They are always trying new teas and trying to convince you to drink them. They are also convinced that tea is the Best Beverage Ever Created. (getting upset when you call it Hot Leaf Juice is optional)

Is that a thing? I guess I’ve never met anyone like this. But of all the Humans and Trolls? Nepeta of course. Have you SEEN her Land?

Can you give a rundown on what Doc Scratch did to make Gamzee murder some of his friends

Scratch didn’t necessarily do anything, he’s a subtle manipulator, not someone who straight up makes someone go Berserker. But it seems he advised him to some extent on what to do to close Time Loops regarding LE.

Can someone with no sense of direction/scale still be a Space player? And not be particularly concerned with scienc-y things or be any good at more visual arts?

I mean, yeah? As long as you fit and identify with Space the most, you don’t need to be an exact match.

Do you think male Fuchsia could exist?

Yeah, no reason why there’d only be guys or gals of any caste.

Silly question, but if just one person in a session didn’t prototype their sprite before entering, would the whole session be doomed?

Yep. The Battlefield would not reach its ultimate form and Skaia wouldn’t be able to host the Genesis Frog.

Which do you think would be better for navigating the furthest ring: seer of void or space?

Seer of Void definitely.

so did the beta parents/bros/grandpas whatever have their own session? that’s what confusing me. how did they know what was gonna happen?

Grandpa found the Frog Temple and founded Skaianet, Mom worked for Grandpa, and Dad started investigating about it after two meteors crashed in his neighborhood. Nanna was raised by the Condesce, and even then didn’t seem to know too much about SBURB proper. Bro is the wildcard, where we don’t know much about him, but maybe Lil Cal whispered to him about it? It’s also plausible some of them could perhaps have partial awareness of their Post-Scratch selves through psychic shenanigans.

what class would someone be based on them knowing what’s going on around them but refusing to acknowledge it? ex knowing how the people around them are breaking apart or something but refusing to point it out and pretend everyone is okay

Page.

Do you think if a time player and a space player combine their power on one of the portals of Skaia that would allow them to travel anywhere anytime ?

Hard to say since we don’t exactly know the mechanisms through which the defense portals actually work? Likely not however- After all the energy of the Scratch is required for something as minor as flipping a few of the portals’ destination- Then again it’s a full Timeline reset so maybe there’s more to it.

What aspects do you think would link to each infinity stone from marvel?

I actually don’t know what the Infinity Stones do exactly, all I know about the Marvel-verse is memes.

so, how does breaking a time loop cause a doomed timeline to happen?

Okay, imagine this. Outside of the Alpha, outside of larger, grander loops. Imagine that you’re a Time Player, and during a fight with an Ogre, you get knocked down a cliff. At the very bottom there’s spikes facing upwards, and you have no means to save yourself from that fall. However at the last second, a Time-Travelling Future Self appears on a jetpack, and saves your ass.

Now, knowing this, you have two options. If you eventually make a Jetpack, and go back in Time to save yourself, then congratulations! You’ve complied with the rules set by your Time Travelling, closed a Time Loop, and ensured continuity will keep going as expected.

Your other option is to actively avoid doing this. You never make a jetpack, you never Time Travel back to save yourself, you never close this loop. As such, your actions are leading towards a reality where you never actually went back in Time to save yourself! As such, you never saved yourself- Which means you create a paradox, and you should not exist in the first place because you should be dead. However, you DID get saved by yourself, that is an immutable fact!

A Time Loop is retroactive. You were saved by yourself, so you eventually have to go back to save yourself. Because you’ve already seen it. It has happened. The true, Alpha Reality is that it has happened. And if you deviate from it, you’re branching away from the Reality you saw. As such, you are Doomed. Doomed by your own choice, to be an offshot version, and marked for Death by Paradox Space.

Note, however, that there’s a lot of nuance involved with Time Travel- The Alpha Timeline is, at its core, a huge Time Loop that spans the entire adventure, that you cannot break off from without dying. So sometimes, its effects will appear to be the OPPOSITE of what I described! Like the first Dead Dave. He went back in time to stop DD- But ended up dying. Dave NEEDS to be alive in the Alpha Timeline, and DD needs to take the code to create Becquerel in the Alpha Timeline. As such, a Timeline in which Dave goes back and kills DD cannot be the Alpha, because Becquerel won’t be created. And a Timeline where DD kills Dave cannot be the Alpha, because Dave needs to be alive. As such, the moment Dave decides to go back in time, that ‘Dave’ becomes a Doomed Iteration, and dies- Which is what then makes Alpha Dave NOT Time Travel, and as such keeps complying with the Alpha Timeline’s will.

Davesprite is similar, he prototyped Lil Cal, breaking the entire chain of events that would come next. Knowing this, John lets Typheus kill him so Dave and Rose know they’re Doomed and try to fix it, and Dave goes back in time to become Davesprite. The deviation from the Timeline caused a Doomed Timeline, and correcting it rails causality back along the Alpha Timeline, the sequence of events that Must Happen. As such always have in mind that, while Doomed Versions are slated for death, marked to be taken down, their presence in the Alpha Timeline is often used as the deterrent factor that ensures the Alpha Timeline.

A lot of times, the ‘Alpha Timeline’ is, because Doomed Realities that happened were unfavorable, and the Time Player tried to change them. And while a big chunk of it is decided by Lord English, smaller Time Loops and corrections can be created by everyone, with every choice they take. And in the same way, a simple choice of choosing ‘heads or tails’ could determine if you are the Dave that Lives, or the Doomed Dave whose throat is about to be sliced open by Bec Noir.

Who writes the friendsims? Is it AH himself?

The credits of each Volume are listed. Hussie only wrote Volume 1. Friendsim is a collective effort by the various skilled and lovely writers at WP, Hussie included. And of course the rest of the team that make assets and write code.

Can we argue the fact that from a mutant blood, Sn0wman became an Indigoblood?

I mean not really because she’s not a Troll.

What's the hardest typing quirk for you to read?

Mituna’s.

can you explain frog breeding? i've tried to wrap my head around it and reread kanaya's explanation but i don't get it At All. all i know is that after getting the slime thing and making your first tadpole... you have to let it grow? and then you (physically? with ectobiology???) breed it with more frogs?? i'm so confused

You’re literally breeding them through Ectobiology! Like, just snatch the genetic code from the frogs and start mixing them together.

It appears that even with Skaian portals you can't really "change past" and do reset yourself until you manage to release ludicrous ammounts of energy into medium. Normally you do it with construct but manually? Maybe if you get a player who is top level?

Hmm, I mean nothing wrong with doing it in a Fansession, but I’m not sure how hard to manipulate the Portals are in canon.

Do you think cherubs can have a trickster mode?

We see it in the intro to the Trickster Arc, they’re Lil Cals.

I feel like Maids and Heirs of Breath could be capable of Origin Transcendence. A Maid creates so much freedom for themselves and an Heir becomes the pinnacle of freedom heck even Pages could possibly do t as well that they just like. Ascend past their origins as they become THAT free

I have no idea what Origin Transcendence really means but I guess that sounds Breathy!

I'm not the only one who wants to see revolutionaryduelist rap information in one of his videos, right?

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Is the green sun a constant on all sessions?

The Green Sun is outside all Sessions. It affects every single reality in Homestuck except for, for some god damn reason, Hussie’s Apartment.

Have you ever made a post with a timeline or something of a sburb session?

I believe I did in the past! Pretty sure I did.

I know the kids created the green sun in a place where time isn't relevant so it can power the first guardians at all time but I thought the green sun is fading cause it's getting sucked into the black hole so jade is losing her 1st guardian powers?

Yeah she is, from her perspective, but again you just said it, Time isn’t relevant in the Furthest Ring. For most of the entirety of existence in every Universe that has ever been, with the apparent exception of the Universe C, the Green Sun is still an immutable constant. Homestuck’s story is precisely about the breaking of these constants, these rules, of tearing down the reality that’s always been there, of unravelling an unfair fate so that you may keep pushing on beyond whatever grand scheme the Alpha Timeline has in store for you.

Like Pa Harley, who had Joey and Jude, is it possible for the troll ancestors to have descendants aside from their dancestors?

I don’t see why not, in fact it’s very likely- Like, they all reached Adulthoods. If we know something about Troll Culture is that they’re REQUIRED to provide their genetic material when the time comes or they will be culled. So outside of the Signless, and possibly the Handmaid, it’s almost a certainty every single other Ancestor fucked at some point.

One thing that kinda makes me sad is that all the current versions of the kids/trolls are livin the life on earth c while all the other previous versions of them (doomed timelines/dead versions/etc) are just dream bubble or w/e Like all those dead karkats are.. y'know.. dead while the current karkat is just.. on earth c, alive and well Kinda makes me feel bad for all the previous versions of the characters y'know??

It’s the price to pay for the Alpha Timeline’s awful requirements and the choices each character takes. However they still form their Ultimate Self altogether- All the choices they could’ve taken down the line, dead or alive. In a way, the Ultimate Self not only gives relevance to the many dead versions of the characters- It adds canonicity to all the Fanfic versions of characters.

dyou think a knight of doom or someone with a similar class could summon their doomed versions from offshot timelines to fight for them, or with them

While that makes sense to a degree, literally summoning their doomed versions seems more like a Time Player thing. Maybe with a twist of some sort?

What are all the possible ways to revive someone in homestuck?

God Tier Powers that can revive, mysterious Jujus, Fraymotifs, Dream Self Kissing, Ascending to God Tier, not dying a Heroic/Just Death as a God Tier, Time Travelling to a degree, making someone into a Sprite… Am I missing something?

Ok so I have three questions sorry; is the forge always located on a space players land, is it always the time players job to light it, and what is the significance of the forge? Sorry if it’s a lot but I don’t get the forge’s purpose outside of the beta session

The forge seems to always be in the Space Player’s land- But it’s the Space Player who stokes it too, not the Time Player! The relation with the Time Player comes from the fact Hephaestus- A Denizen associated with Time- requires the Forge to, well. Forge stuff. He’s a Blacksmith. Outside of Denizen Shenanigans though, the Forge IS necessary to launch the Genesis Tadpole into Skaia at the end of the game in a very loosely concealed allegory for ejaculation, and a sperm cell reaching the egg.

Hey, first off i really like how this blog lets us discuss homestuck and even the most random shit sometimes. Also let's not forget the codpieces. Lastly, which classpect/s do you think are the most likely to be able to make protective force fields?

I like Knights and Maids for that sort of stuff! For no specific reason other than I guess it fits them? Likely Sylphs and Pages too I guess- I mean Jake literally makes a Hope Forcefield so yeah. Would John’s windy bubble during Collide count as a Forcefield too? Oh- Witches of course, and I guess by extension then Heirs? You could make a case for most Classes I feel.

I’m glad you enjoy even the dumb stuff that happens here from time to time though! :D

does that mean a time player always has to have a blacksmith as their denizen? or should have in order to have a successful session

I mean, Hephaestus needed the Forge’s lava to do his Blacksmithing, but his Blacksmithing was not related to any of the general aspects of a SBURB Session, it was more for Dave’s Quest, so he doesn’t seem 100% necessary?