Nah man scythes are the shit. I just like to joke about their impracticality

You don’t need to be practical when you have SBURB! I bet you could make a scythe that sends like. Smaller energy blades from the swing if you alchemize an actual Scythe with some Anime or Game poster. Or that kills anything it touches if you combine it with an ~ATH book to make Death’s Scythe.