i dont like religion, so I'll just ignore anything it could have to do with Homestuck

I mean, that’s. Fair I guess although a bit jaded, specially because most explicit Religious parallels and things in Homestuck are from a Metaphysical Standpoint and not from the actual nuances of each specific Religion. You don’t need to Believe in God to think ‘Respect others and be Good’ is a nice teaching to parallel. Also, the Highblood Cult, how Prospit Worships the Genesis Frog, the Kids ascending to literal Godhood and the like, muddle and at the same intertwine with Religious stuff to a minor extent.