Aspects in the bedroom, best to worst. Go!

I bet you’re expecting a jokey answer. Well guess what, you ain’t getting it, you’re getting serious Classpect Bedroom Analysis. 

Thing is you could make a case for most Aspects to be good in bed, so rather than a scale, they’re all bunched up together quite far up with a few exceptions. So these first ones may be ordered arbitrarily.

Heart would obviously be the best in the bedroom because of its association with Feelings and Pairings always made it seem like THE Aspect for that kind of thing.

Hope goes right next because of the associations between Hope and… Well I mean. Volcanos spewing lava, long-tailed white elementals squirming, expansive climatic releases of Hope Energy. I mean.

Time goes next because Time Clones. That and fighting intensity likely makes for quite the experience.

Blood, for its ties to bonds similar to Heart, but in this case it’s more about knowing exactly what your partner wants.

Life duh, don’t even get me started on Zillion-Babies-Life-Charged Trickster Jane Crocker.

Space would be good as well, it lays back and yields when it needs before ‘roaring back and taking everything with it’. Yeah.

Mind would be crafty in bed so they’d be able to pull off some interesting stuff I guess.

I was going to make a case about Void perhaps not being too good in bed, but if Roxy and the Zahhaks are anything to go by, we know Void Players are a bunch of kinky motherfuckers.

Light may know what’s best for the situation but I feel their wordiness may be a detriment to the overall experience.

Doom goes low because, while there could be some kinky things with them, the whole suffering deal likely makes them- Wait a second is this a self drag? >:/ I’m starting to think this ranking is a little bit bullshit.

Rage goes next because… Yeah. Rage. It’s just an overall confusing and messy time.

And Breath goes last because, Detachment, they are just kind of not that interested.

This is absolutely silly.