recently a friend classpected me as an Heir of Doom because of all my issues with Doom just being drawn to me, i was skeptical especially about all the rules and limitations thing (something I don't like) until I sneezed and sprained s muscle in my ribcage then proceeded to sprain my back and now i'm sick home from school and my teeth hurt and my stomach hurts and i have a headache and my jaw hurts

You may also be a Page! Perhaps even a Bard. If that’s the case though you sure do seem to be drawing Doom to you though. I’m so sorry.