EVERYONE HERE IS TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING CODPIECE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING RIDICULOUS HAT ON THEIR HEADS. JEGUS I SWEAR ITS LIKE ONE MASSIVE WHATS THE WORD... CODPIECE. ID LIKE TO HERE MORE SHIT ABOUT THE HAT THAN THE CODPIECE

The entire Bard outfit is just an insult to fashion really. And that’s why we love it, Karkat.