'We all have a part that lowkey thinks the codpiece is kinda hot' this is lies and slander no part of me finds that monstrosity anything but ugly garish clown nonsense 'fashion' the likes of which i WISH i could erase from my mind ugly as Fuck and one hundred percent ice cold on a scale of one to ten id rate it minus. The fact that codpieces exist haunts me. If i see a bard in real life ill die

That is it, for April Fools I am going to change the entire blog’s theme to Codpiecestuck.