Nothing can convince me that when it comes to troll biology, no matter how much effort Hussie put into the other facets of Homestuck, he didn't go beyond 'humans with grey skin, weird eyes and candycorn horns' and then made up funny sounding words for human body parts

Oh come on, give Hussie some more credit. We do know of something he thought of when coming up with Troll Biology after all!

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