Has anyone ever attempted to rank the homestuck kids and trolls strongest to least strongest like who would beat who in a fight (excluding most of the dancestors due to lack of data) I'm like... SO CURIOUS

Much like with Classpects, this is extremely dependant on the situation. For example, in a 1 on 1 fight, Vriska, a Thief, a God Tier, and with her Fluorite Octet, should absolutely destroy Terezi, a Seer, not a God Tier, and with a sword cane. Buuut, Vriska’s cockiness and confidence led to her being back-stabbed. So Terezi won even though physically, Vriska would likely be the better fighter. And THAT is the issue- When you pair two people against each other in a vacuum, you can get accurate results. But you’re never in a Vacuum. Terezi would never go unprepared to face Vriska, that’s the reality, and if they were going to fight, rather than backstabbing her, she would come in with a plan to take her down. The same is true for every Character in Homestuck. What they are doing, their confidence, their current powers, what they’re fighting for, if there are interlopers, it’s impossible to gauge who could beat who because… Everyone could beat everyone, given the right circumstances.