Speaking of Zebruh's horns, there is no way in hell someone who loves animals as much as Joey (not like THAT, you do have to know these things to take proper veterinary care of them) would not know what they're shaped like. I'm just picturing her meeting him and trying desperately not to say anything about how appropriate they are.

I mean. She’s a 14 year old amateur veterinarian in the 90′s, I don’t know how readily available Equine Anatomy was on the Internet around then, or how much of a specific… Interest she’d have in that stuff, even without adult supervision. 

… Wait forget I said anything, there’s a huge naked Musclebeast Statue outside the Manor. Jake Harley, my boy, why do you do this. :I