For that last anon asking for advice about rereading Homestuck, I could possibly reccommend Voxus' Let's Read Homestuck videos. They have up until the part where you play as Meenah, I think so far, but it's still a work in progress. It could help get them quite a bit through Homestuck with a bit less effort :)
Honestly I like recommending Voxus to people but I don’t know if I can do so to people with time constraints/concerns? Like, the read-throughs always seemed slower than actually reading it yourself.
Read-throughs are slower, but you can also put them on in the background and do other things while listening to them
There’s an idea too! Guess I do prefer reading through myself because I personally cannot pay attention to just audio while I’m doing other stuff, it gets all mixed up. RIP all those cool podcasts I’d like to check.