John: Ugh, troll girls are SO WEIRD Nepeta: *exists* John: With ONE EXCEPTION.

John: Ugh, Troll girls are SO WEIRD.

Vriska: I kind of… Killed a friend. I feel weird! I have regrets!

John: You are a good person and I maybe want to go on a date with you.

Terezi: Hey nerd.

John: I am going to HATE-FLIRT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Nepeta: :33

John: … Cute…

Honestly if left alone with anyone even remotely, mildly pleasant, John will find a way to befriend them, look up to them, and there’s always the chance he’ll start crushing on them.