But if a SBaHJ movie was released, a not insignificant portion of fans would personally see to it to destroy General Mills, Guy Fieri, and the ICP.

Ssssh, hey that’s the Alpha Earth Timeline! Ours is a tad different, we got a nice Guy Fieri and anti-fascist Juggalos. Not sure how companies under the General Mills brand are but… I’d imagine not much better than other similar food companies so that one can stay in the subtext.