maybe people would reply to your prompt if it wasn’t

• three sentences long
• badly written
• erasing the queer sexuality of not one, but TWO characters
• and then claiming it’s your crack otp
• fucking please, nobody has that crack otp unless they’re trollin

also don’t even talk to me about straight characters in gay ships it’s not even close to the same thing it’s not a fucking double standard I can’t believe this fucking fandom is still having this argument THREE AND A HALF YEARS AFTER JOHNKAT STARTED IT

also you wanna fucking go about how “disrespectful to bisexuals” it is to say making kanaya bi is bad? you wanna fuckin go? why don’t you ever do this with straight characters why is it always fucking kanaya and dirk you assholes focus on not every gay character is for you. homestuck has ELEVEN PROBABLY-BI A2 TROLLS, TWELVE PROBABLY-BI A1 TROLLS, and AT LEAST TWO HUMAN KIDS WHO ARE AT THE VERY LEAST BISEXUAL, one of them CONFIRMED bisexual even and the other one possibly being either bi or lesbian but all interpretations are fine, who cares! why the fuck is it so important you have kanaya and dirk, can’t you keep your fucking paws off the only two characters gay people have as theirs in this fucking comic

or, hell! talk about it for the straight characters! why don’t you get on people about how insisting john MUST be straight is insulting to bi people?

KANAYA AND DIRK ARE GAY. GET OVER IT. MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT MUCH IF YOU SHIP THEM IN HET SHIT BUT STOP FUCKING TRYING TO DEFEND IT.