Fucking deadpan staring at all these prompts like “this is a prompt for a different fandom entirely and I’m looking for characters x and y from that fandom BUT HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS CAN REPLY SO IT COUNTS AS A CROSSOVER AND THEREBY ISN’T AGAINST THE RULES”

your disguise is some John Egbert beagle puss level shit, which is to say: No one is fooled by it whatsover. It is a Really Shitty Disguise.