i have concluded that tales from the borderlands, by amazing means of deduction, is the story of several hyperion infants dumped on pandora to look for their dads car keys
okay but that one au where rhys is an ai and jack is the one trying to get to the hyperion throne. rhys isnt that great and is completely outshined by jack in every way and the only way hes even relevant/helpful is thru fucking up something so bad, jack would kind of Need the extra help
jack still manages to get 95% of stuff done w/o rhys despite rhys’ efforts to sabotage him in the first place
randy said “Fortunately, with how Rhys appears in the game, I don’t think it actually matters at all”
so now im fuckin convinced he’s voiced by dameon clarke and something terrible has happened
randy said “Fortunately, with how Rhys appears in the game, I don’t think it actually matters at all”
so now im fuckin convinced he’s voiced by dameon clarke and something terrible has happened
I did think about this possibility but I like to think that wasn’t the case otherwise I’m gonna cry : - )
this entire situation is just swinging me around like a tetherball; it’s honestly the only way i MIGHT not be upset about troy but it would make me very upset about several other things.
just leave me alone randy. i dont want to think about it anymore
“nobody cares about their sexual orientation” *proceeds to complain for hours about their sexual orientation*
i saw a dude on twitter literally claim that anthony burch writing gay characters into bl2 was the exact same thing as jk rowling retconning harry potter. chief…
rhys ripping out his arm and eye and port is really just. objectively raw as fuck and i don’t know that i’ll ever get over how Not Raw he is as a person and the overall juxtaposition of that
jack, ready to kill rhys and thus himself out of spite because he refuses to lose: THIS is what commitment looks like rhys: You Are Like A Little Baby. Watch This
Rhys: so then I ripped off my own arm because fuck jack and—
Fiona: ok so how come you don’t have any ink on your nipple
Rhys: because that would hurt, Fiona, Jesus Christ have some consideration
whenever i see gandalf i immediately go “i love that old bitch!” in my head. i wish my subconscious had chosen something more respectful but i do love that old bitch so!
Finally finished some older doodles I had made of these guys! So here ya go, more doodles of the Hyperion dorks! (Many of these were inspired by this song)