April 2019

beeblyboop:

do you ever think about handsome jack’s shoes

we go from awesome, stylish vault-hunting boots

to these “i’m a cool dad” sneakers

whenever i think about how old he actually is, the answer is usually “old enough to need different shoes”

salt-of-the-ao3:

Me, posting a new chapter: This is worthless my writing is worthless how do I dare expose innocent readers to that worthless rubbish

*gets positive comment*

Me, writing the next chapter: Will this ever live up to the literary masterpiece that was the previous chapter

randy said “Fortunately, with how Rhys appears in the game, I don’t think it actually matters at all” so now im fuckin convinced he’s voiced by dameon clarke and something terrible has happened

shitposts-from-the-borderlands:

anthelios:

randy said “Fortunately, with how Rhys appears in the game, I don’t think it actually matters at all” so now im fuckin convinced he’s voiced by dameon clarke and something terrible has happened

I did think about this possibility but I like to think that wasn’t the case otherwise I’m gonna cry : - )

this entire situation is just swinging me around like a tetherball; it’s honestly the only way i MIGHT not be upset about troy but it would make me very upset about several other things.

just leave me alone randy. i dont want to think about it anymore

bayottena:

yprstark:

“nobody cares about their sexual orientation”
*proceeds to complain for hours about their sexual orientation*

i saw a dude on twitter literally claim that anthony burch writing gay characters into bl2 was the exact same thing as jk rowling retconning harry potter. chief…

everking:

guess who’s back

back again

GIRLLLLLLL

Devil You Know (ch.3)

I’ve updated my Handsome Jack/Rhys fic with chapter 3, Collaborate!

> are you handsome jack?
> no duh.

Two years, Rhys thinks, is long enough that it won’t be crazy awkward.

Rating: Mature

Relationship: Handsome Jack/Rhys

Tags: Artificial Intelligence, Manipulation, Post-TFTBL, Atlas Rhys

Wordcount: 10155

Chapters: 3/?

Read here!

w6-art:

I’m obsessed with two things right now.

1. Borderlands

2. Weird wikihow illustrations

So heres some wikihow redraws to sate both my appetites for the moment.

athenasaspis:

gaypoedameron:

gaypoedameron:

rhys ripping out his arm and eye and port is really just. objectively raw as fuck and i don’t know that i’ll ever get over how Not Raw he is as a person and the overall juxtaposition of that

jack, ready to kill rhys and thus himself out of spite because he refuses to lose: THIS is what commitment looks like
rhys: You Are Like A Little Baby. Watch This

Rhys: so then I ripped off my own arm because fuck jack and—

Fiona: ok so how come you don’t have any ink on your nipple

Rhys: because that would hurt, Fiona, Jesus Christ have some consideration

femmefaramir:

gaybaggins:

whenever i see gandalf i immediately go “i love that old bitch!” in my head. i wish my subconscious had chosen something more respectful but i do love that old bitch so!